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Janithor
2016-06-25 02:02:09 UTC
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
buzzard
2016-06-25 02:46:58 UTC
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
..and Ballonda.
Nadegda
2016-06-25 03:00:21 UTC
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.

Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.

<snicker>
Janithor
2016-06-25 03:10:50 UTC
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 03:31:42 UTC
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In article <nkksnq$k70$***@news.albasani.net>, ***@comcast.net
says...
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
It was pretty obvious to everyone, but that doesn't stop a pair of ko0ks
from trying to take the credit.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Skeeter DoW #8
2016-06-25 06:03:47 UTC
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
INDEED
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 06:45:17 UTC
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Post by Janithor
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Post by Janithor
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
INDEED
Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.
A Party of One trying to claim S/H/IT is a FNVW, and "nominating" others
for "awards," when there is no one around to second those so-called
"nominations," much less "vote" on them. is a sure sign of terminal
ko0kery. Nads is a very ko0ky little ko0k.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
"Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117
2016-06-25 14:39:47 UTC
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id
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by ken=
si
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kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventuall=
y =
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ran
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for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially=
=
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tends
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to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably =
happen
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to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros end=
s =
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up
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crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy liftin=
g =
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this one.
INDEED
Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.=
A Party of One trying to claim S/H/IT is a FNVW, and "nominating" othe=
rs
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
for "awards," when there is no one around to second those so-called
"nominations," much less "vote" on them. is a sure sign of terminal
ko0kery. Nads is a very ko0ky little ko0k.
reminds me more of the cujo/rhonduh morons every day.

-- =

ga=C2=B7ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here=

has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.=

The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

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LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<***@dizum.com>

<Loading Image...>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

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D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

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"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmenta=
l =

policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.co=
m>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made t=
he =

stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want t=
he =

government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view=
=

and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutiona=
l =

economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss=
=

of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories =

argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden=
=

and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once=
=

panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid furthe=
r =

losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became =

profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ev=
er =

more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression=
=

started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes b=
y =

monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinkin=
g =

of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation, =

causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to thi=
s =

explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borr=
ow =

to owe ever more in real terms."

wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the =

government for everything mentioned?

odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?

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the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.pn=
g

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"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
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FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID: =

<***@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Nadegda
phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in tim=
120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) =3D 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking =

*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(=C3=8E=C2=B8) =C3=A2=E2=80=B0=C2=A1 E(a) + E(b) can be writ=
ten thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to =

real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial =
=

about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/sin=
gle-phase-power-systems/
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"To mathematically calculate voltage between =E2=80=9Chot=E2=80=9D wires=
, we must subtract =

voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each =

other:"
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http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingl=
eSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180=C2=B0 apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

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i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASC=
II =

art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

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snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as =

snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

//float_precision MIN=3Dfloat_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=3Dfloat_precision(0);

float_precision STEP=3Dfloat_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=3Dfloat_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=3Dfloat_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's =

ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=3Dfloat_precision(2550.25); // =

snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =3D_float_table(_PI,25);

// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand =
why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){

// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID: =

<***@dizum.com>
sum =3D (float_precision(150) * float_precision( =

sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + =

(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision( =

sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + =

(float_precision(1400)* float_precision( =

sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20=
)* =

float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) + =

(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_prec=
ision(2)*PI*t))) =

+ =

(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_pr=
ecision(2)*PI*t)));

// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh =

snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=3D" << t << " sum=3D" << sum << std::endl;
}
t =3D t+STEP;
}
/*

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewav=
es =

never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.=
=

That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations a=
nd =

notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when =

summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't =

figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while =

still having not produced a value for t where the sum=3D2550.25, as he h=
as =

k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=3D=
" << =

t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic =

rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..." =

<***@dizum.com>

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Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly =

Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <***@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: header=
s =

containing "***@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to =

yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints=
=

to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful =

information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you =

downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try=
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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority =E2=
=80=94 as =

it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjec=
ts =

or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it =

presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written, =

Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homewor=
k =

before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason =

many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating =

opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

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Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you=
, =

look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassi=
ng =

bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-to=
ed =

boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks, =

Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

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snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n=
=

friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message =

<***@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users we=
re =

using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then w=
e =

figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers =

while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using =

process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden =

service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum ho=
w =

I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can=
=

get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my =

distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a =
=

kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2=
016

=
Nadegda
2016-06-25 21:06:45 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.
Says the kook who tried to take credit for kensi and I running Ferd and
then Burnore out of town on a rail.

<snicker>
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 21:51:07 UTC
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In article <nkmrp5$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.
Says the kook who tried to take credit for kensi and I running Ferd and
then Burnore out of town on a rail.
<snicker>
"Says the..."? You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul. Let's
set the record straight: *I* never tried to take credit for running
Fred off. Fred left for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go.
Fred was a great FNVW. I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it. Anybody searching the
archives knows I did it with the DoW.

You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that? You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Nadegda
2016-06-25 23:19:17 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.
Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 23:46:01 UTC
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In article <nkn3hk$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.
Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.
\/\/hatever you choose to think, Ko0kie.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
BBB DoW #14
2016-06-26 03:00:06 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Fred was a great FNVW.
Fred had lost his shine by the time he got the gig.. now known for the
circumstance of his health. Fred in his prime was pretty much unassailable
in wit and TrVth.
Do note I offer that knowing he and I had our moments away from AUK yet
there always existed a mutual respect.
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Nadegda
Fred guzzled so much of murphy's Kool-Ade that he turned all melty,
started believing in the Derbyshire bogeyman, and then flaked out big-
time.
Actually Paul.. spin it with k00kfoam as fast as you like(will do) however
Fred never fully accepted my research as valid.. he just simply could not
ignore evidential stuff he did figure for himself from what I posted..same
as AB started out with. And in the future that is what others will also
rely on in conclusion you are indeed what I knew quite some years ago now.
A wholesome laughable fraud.
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
\/\/hatever you choose to think, Ko0kie.
There is little doubt Paul thinks smoking up any Facts around his Usenet
k00kiness is going to change opinions formed by others g00gling THAT
family name for Pembroke. I am yet to figure why that is,, as...near as I
can determine any family is either dead or not at all present online.
Paul will never hold a minute's time of any recruiting office.. so why the
walls of screed?
Recently I have come to think his brother "Ian" is a fictitious character,,
dreamt up by Paul in much the same way he plays the "kensi" and Nads
thing. So for those that could be bothered there is the mystery of Paul's
'thinking' :-/
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________
BBB DoW #14
2016-06-26 02:59:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Trying to take credit for the work of others is a sure sign of a ko0k.
Says the kook who tried to take credit for kensi and I running Ferd and
then Burnore out of town on a rail.
" <snicker>" <------------------methinks ye weep nay snicker
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
"Says the..."? You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul.
indeed...finally someone is seeing the beaded curtain sway :-/
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Let's set the record straight: *I* never tried to take credit for running
Fred off. Fred left for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go.
Fred was a great FNVW. I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it. Anybody searching the
archives knows I did it with the DoW.
Fred was ill.. FFS..the condition killed him..!
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?
[crickets.mid] to that one,, as per every time it is asked :}
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...
hmmm.... yer were not thinkin' of granting Paul a D0W.!..?

/thud
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________
BBB DoW #14
2016-06-26 09:44:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by BBB DoW #14
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
//
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by BBB DoW #14
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?
[crickets.mid] to that one,, as per every time it is asked :}
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and
nominations, with not even one person to second them or vote in your
imaginary elections. That makes you the second lamest ko0k here,
Fakeytard still being the lamest. Stay on the wrong side of me, and see
where that gets you...
hmmm.... yer were not thinkin' of granting Paul a D0W.!..?
/thud
A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.
jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.

Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 15:54:07 UTC
Permalink
In article <huNbz.111053$***@fx40.iad>, ***@none.invalid
says...
Post by BBB DoW #14
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.
jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)
That's a good take on it. Paul has potential, but his peculiar mental
affliction (identity crisis) always gets in his way. I find him
"interesting," but also tedious and resistant to any sort of
rehabilitation.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
BBB DoW #14
2016-06-27 12:09:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by BBB DoW #14
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
A DoW for Derbyshire? Not a fuckin' chance.
jes askin'.. seems you run a tad hot/cold on k00ks, generally.
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote - however
there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how vigorously
one waves the lamp :-)
That's a good take on it. Paul has potential, but his peculiar mental
affliction (identity crisis) always gets in his way. I find him
"interesting," but also tedious and resistant to any sort of
rehabilitation.
/nods

there is an old string of posts from Paul's "Carleton Chat" days
wherein a mentor did assist Paul in working through his problems with other
students - Paul saw 'enemies' everywhere even back then.
That guy's reward for a persistent effort was Paul ripping him a new
ars3hole in a >300 line screed.. and over something very minor.
In more recent times exactly the same 'performance' has occurred in the
Java lang.froups with the most liberal denying the naysayers in helping
Paul out.
They too got bitten. It was one of those 'victims' who first alerted <afn>
as to just what the froup was being subjected to by "Seamus".

For mine Paul is beyond any rehab.. that only leaves his chewtoy
attraction, interesting as that can be :->
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________
Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman
2016-06-27 15:28:27 UTC
Permalink
For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->
You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-27 18:16:12 UTC
Permalink
In article <nkri0i$11gt$***@gioia.aioe.org>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman
For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->
You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.
*So* pwn3d.
*snicker*
Why can't you post in AUK?
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
BBB
2016-06-28 09:44:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman
For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that
only leaves my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be
:->
You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.
*So* pwn3d.
*snicker*
Why can't you post in AUK?
multiple choice - choose one only:
a.)Paul cant bear to be in the same 'r00m' as himself?
b.)That frisky scent in AUK has "Ken" in the vapours?
c.)Paul maintains watch in AFN for fresh mushrooms?
d.)"Ken" is unable to extract the "Murphy" boot from 'her' arse?
e.)all of the above and a broken T-Bird

/snuckles
Nadegda
2016-06-28 23:19:46 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 28 Jun 2016 11:35:37 -0400, \"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living
at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Roger "Scatboi" Wiseman
For my obsession with Paul is beyond any rehab.. that only leaves
my chewtoy attraction, interesting as that can be :->
You're pwned by "Paul", phlat fuckwit.
*So* pwn3d.
*snicker*
Why can't you post in AUK?
a.)Paul cant bear to be in the same 'r00m' as himself? b.)That frisky
scent in AUK has "Ken" in the vapours? c.)Paul maintains watch in AFN
for fresh mushrooms? d.)"Ken" is unable to extract the "Murphy" boot
from 'her' arse? e.)all of the above and a broken T-Bird
/snuckles
how much for the t-bird?
Paul's T-bird: is that going to become murphy's version of Fakey's Lotus?
Except that not only the T-bird but it's alleged owner doesn't exist this
time.

Nadegda
2016-06-26 23:57:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)
How ironic.
Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.

<snicker>
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-27 01:04:32 UTC
Permalink
In article <nkpq64$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)
How ironic.
Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.
<snicker>
Who are you talking to, Paul?
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Catalina
2016-06-27 01:32:35 UTC
Permalink
[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the cited
author.]
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)
How ironic.
Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might have dolf
beat.
<snicker>
Who are you talking to, Paul?
Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane? I've spent
hours today trying to catch up. Such a disappointment when we could actually
be talking about real life subjects.
%
2016-06-27 01:52:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Catalina
[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the
cited author.]
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote
- however there do exist those who will never see any light no
matter how vigorously one waves the lamp :-)
How ironic.
Yep. More evidence for his Lodestone Award. Looks like he might
have dolf beat.
<snicker>
Who are you talking to, Paul?
Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane? I've
spent hours today trying to catch up. Such a disappointment when we
could actually be talking about real life subjects.
you mean everyone talking about what you want to talk about
BBB DoW #14
2016-06-27 12:09:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by Catalina
[This followup was posted to alt.checkmate and a copy was sent to the cited
author.]
error 502 [user banned]
Post by BBB DoW #14
Well open to purps reforming - as laid down in that Aritzio quote -
however there do exist those who will never see any light no matter how
vigorously one waves the lamp :-)
How xxxxx.
Yep. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
beat.
<snickxx>
Who are you talking to, Paul?
Paul is at that "mirror mirror on the wall" thang,, again :-/
Post by Catalina
Doesn't reading all of this garbage kind of make you go insane?
it has... for some. T0m (bitR0T/MAABOF) being the most recent
example I know of. I am hearing Bill Jillians found a cure for his
problems... yet to firm up on that news th0 :-)
Post by Catalina
I've spent hours today trying to catch up.
mmmm.....
Nobody can configure your read for you, it is an individual thing.

However one small clue is IF you have "line count" and "threading"
capabilities in the software it is rather a simple matter to only read the
last in an obvious subthread and skip read through that one post.
As a pattern you find most posters will snip and include only relevance as
the conversation progresses.
For a 'quick' read each or every other day one can filter "download on
connect " for preferred Author(s). Handy for those you know post daily and
are worth a read albeit fast/scanty. Choose well and those posters will by
default pick the worthwhile topics/subthreads for you.
For AUK specifically one can safely filter on "mark read" any post >100
lines.

I have no idea on what Gravity offers as a screen read.
Post by Catalina
Such a disappointment when we could actually
be talking about real life subjects.
/cough

yer in the wrong theatre for that :->

the ChookPen is always open for that style of dialog.
albeit restricted to one thread:
______________________________________________

#Newsgroups: alt.fan.cyberchicken
#Subject: Isay - Isay: isdere a Foghorn Leghorn in de coop?
#Message-ID: <ZYVNy.8132$***@fx10.iad>
______________________________________________

there is currently only one "banned" user,, with advice on
filters for others made available on notice.

HtHs

cheers...
--
fup set - a.f.c
_____________________________________________
0ld scalps on me belt -- no H0T required[EFG]

-meds dispenser for Woger Wiseman
MID: <nh4uop$8f3$***@gioia.aioe.org>
"Shuddup you whining little aussie twat."
- Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
-Paul G Derbyshire Homepage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta
-Classic Durrbs Coding phukup:
http://tinyurl.com/hmtwrvv
-Paul G Derbyshire tracks:
MID: <ETnSr.75582$***@newsfe05.iad
And now, by popular request - Not one, but
*two* unbrokens path between 'kensi' and
Paula Derbyshite's front door.
-Paul G Derbyshire on 'shr00ms
http://www.filedropper.com/showdownload.php/duurbsmopostsmed
"I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too
little light for my tastes.".
- Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".
____________________________________________________________
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1
2016-06-27 04:48:10 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
"Says the..."?
"Says the..."? You sound more and more like your awesome Usenet Lord
and Master every day, Chimpy. Too bad you're far too retarded to ever
be as awesome as I am. LOL
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You sound like Fakeytard more every day, Paul. Let's set the
Translation: "I'm about to lie my ass off. Again." LOL
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
*I* never tried to take credit for running Fred off. Fred left
for his own reasons, and I was sad to see him go. Fred was a
great FNVW.
Bwahaha! Fat Fred was one of the biggest failures ever to try to be a
FNVW. That's why I kicked his retarded ass so hard he melted down
badly... remember when he was running around buying up every domain I
used as a posting email address, then trying to get me booted from my
NSP by k'laming (after the fact) that I was using his domain? Then he
went insane, started ranting incoherently, then collapsed from a
massive coronary infarction. The peeled back the roof of his
single-wide and craned his bloated bulk out, and buried him in a
shipping container.

<snicker>
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
I'm taking full credit for running Burnore off,
You didn't. You just yelled "So there!" after I so mauled Convicted
Child Molester Gary Lee Burnore that he was forced to relocate and
vacate Usenet... it was kind of hard for the kook to continue
pretending that he's the leader of anything after I'd run off most of
his followers, and my having stirred his neighbors (and the two
elementary schools Burnore lived next to) into a pitchfork mob over
their living next to a slimy fucktard who weaseled his way off the
Sexual Predators List made it all the more difficult for him.

<snicker>
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
and all the non-ko0ks here know I did it.
Translation:
"My socks support me in email." LOL
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Anybody searching the archives knows I did it with the DoW.
Bullshit. You did nothing. This was just like you k'laming you ran off
Andre M. 'BitRot' Winsor, when that was my doing. All you did was
disrupt his retarded troll that wasn't working anyway... I outed his
name, address, telephone number, picture, picture of his car (with
license plate), picture of his apartment, etc.

This is just like you k'laming you originated the "dance for me" meme,
when I proved it was being used on Usenet long before you ever swished
your gay ass onto Usenet.

You're a Walter Mitty credit-stealing faggot, Chimpy. It's expected
that you'll try to take credit for that which you didn't do, because
you're so pathetic you don't have anything in your entire life to be
proud of.

<snicker>
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You've never done anything of any significance around here, but stumble
back in after I ran Burnore off, and try to claim the title of FNVW,
with absolutely no support from anyone. Even your Kensi sock is not in
AUK... now why is that?
That'd be because I kicked Paul's ass so hard that he melted down and
spammed hundreds of thousands of posts to AUK, so his NSP crimped his
frothnozzle shut. LOL

Now you'll try to take credit for that, too, Chimpy.
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You run around issuing proclamations and nominations, with not
even one person to second them or vote in your imaginary elections.
That makes you the second lamest ko0k here, Fakeytard still being
the lamest.
Awww, Chimpy's butthurt because I made him melt down so badly he had
to run away from Usenet for months at a time to salvage his sanity.
LOL
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Stay on the wrong side of me, and see where that gets you...
No more of this, Paul. That's where it gets you!
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What a FAG!

<snicker>

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

===============================================================
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$***@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$***@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <***@news.altopia.com> - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$***@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$***@news.mixmin.net>
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Janithor
2016-06-25 08:37:01 UTC
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Post by Janithor
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Post by Janithor
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Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
Skeeter DoW #8
2016-06-25 12:49:45 UTC
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Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 14:16:15 UTC
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In article <***@4ax.com>, ***@skt.invalid
says...
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy lifting on
this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Nadegda
2016-06-25 21:09:07 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy
lifting on this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
----------
Ministry of Circle Jerks

Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.
----------

<snicker>
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 21:52:28 UTC
Permalink
In article <nkmrtj$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Janithor
2016-06-26 00:14:04 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-26 00:20:33 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 17:14:04 -0700, Janithor <***@comcast.net> wrote:

<...>
Post by Janithor
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
Ain't NO WAY Nads is a male. Read her prose carefully andyou'll
see how it's very female in many respects.

For example, real agression it lacking. She has no male propensity
to always be right like the FNWVe is. She admits when she's
wrong. She defers to Kensi from time to time. All of this is
how females operate and males simply do not.
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."
Janithor
2016-06-26 00:26:45 UTC
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<...>
Post by Janithor
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
Ain't NO WAY Nads is a male. Read her prose carefully andyou'll
see how it's very female in many respects.
For example, real agression it lacking. She has no male propensity
to always be right like the FNWVe is. She admits when she's
wrong. She defers to Kensi from time to time. All of this is
how females operate and males simply do not.
So you're saying the FNVWe is wrong? Another diss against him from you.
You better be careful.
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 02:01:26 UTC
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<...>
Post by Janithor
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
Ain't NO WAY Nads is a male. Read her prose carefully andyou'll
see how it's very female in many respects.
For example, real agression it lacking. She has no male propensity
to always be right like the FNWVe is. She admits when she's
wrong. She defers to Kensi from time to time. All of this is
how females operate and males simply do not.
Nads is the more fem of the Nads/Kensi lesbo socks that live in Paul's
head.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
%
2016-06-26 01:14:39 UTC
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Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
but you don't try to start fights
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 02:04:57 UTC
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Post by %
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
but you don't try to start fights
Only constantly.

stir, stir, stir the pot
gently 'til it stinks...
sit on the fence and watch the fun,
act innocent and wink!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Janithor
2016-06-26 02:07:41 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by %
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
but you don't try to start fights
Only constantly.
stir, stir, stir the pot
gently 'til it stinks...
sit on the fence and watch the fun,
act innocent and wink!
=:^D
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 02:00:16 UTC
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In article <nkn6oc$2fv$***@news.albasani.net>, ***@comcast.net
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Nadegda
2016-06-26 02:37:06 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.

<snicker>
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 02:43:38 UTC
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In article <nknf4i$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
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Janithor
2016-06-26 03:52:16 UTC
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x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
So if Nads is Paul, and the FNVWe is Paul, then...
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 04:51:13 UTC
Permalink
In article <nknjhg$cu3$***@news.albasani.net>, ***@comcast.net
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
So if Nads is Paul, and the FNVWe is Paul, then...
This is WAY too complicated for you. Why don't you tell us what you ate
for dinner or something?
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
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http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Janithor
2016-06-26 04:56:05 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
So if Nads is Paul, and the FNVWe is Paul, then...
This is WAY too complicated for you. Why don't you tell us what you ate
for dinner or something?
Grilled cheese, apple
Skeeter DoW #8
2016-06-26 09:26:33 UTC
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 21:51:13 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back and
read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account Banned
had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in coherent
English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP accounts.
During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged so much
froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned, net.dead after
contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up to 60,000,000 RPM
by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
So if Nads is Paul, and the FNVWe is Paul, then...
This is WAY too complicated for you. Why don't you tell us what you ate
for dinner or something?
Hey! That's my gig. You truble maker.
Nadegda
2016-06-26 04:21:38 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back
and read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account
Banned had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in
coherent English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP
accounts. During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged
so much froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned,
net.dead after contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up
to 60,000,000 RPM by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
Would it upset you to be called Jill, Jill?

Anything else you'd like to say about AB's meltdown, while you're at it,
Jill?
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 04:51:53 UTC
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In article <nknl8i$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back
and read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account
Banned had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in
coherent English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP
accounts. During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged
so much froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned,
net.dead after contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up
to 60,000,000 RPM by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
Would it upset you to be called Jill, Jill?
Anything else you'd like to say about AB's meltdown, while you're at it,
Jill?
I've been called worse by better, Paul.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Janithor
2016-06-26 04:58:58 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back
and read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account
Banned had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in
coherent English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP
accounts. During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged
so much froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned,
net.dead after contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up
to 60,000,000 RPM by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
Would it upset you to be called Jill, Jill?
Anything else you'd like to say about AB's meltdown, while you're at it,
Jill?
I've been called worse by better, Paul.
Whatever happened to Andrew?
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 05:01:44 UTC
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In article <nknnei$l0u$***@news.albasani.net>, ***@comcast.net
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
many kooks are lone wolves
You're a prime example of that, Paul.
So you agree with the FNVWe that Nads is really Paul?
What about all the noting and recording you do? Do you ever go back
and read it? I've been saying that for quite some time now. Account
Banned had it right.
Oh, gimme a break. By the end of his kensi-induced meltdown, Account
Banned didn't even have 2 + 2 right, or the ability to speak in
coherent English sentences for that matter. Or any functioning NSP
accounts. During his condition's terminal stage, he spammed and sporged
so much froth he lived up to his name. Here lies Account Banned,
net.dead after contracting syphilis from murphy and then being spun up
to 60,000,000 RPM by kensi.
<snicker>
Why does it upset you so much when people call you Paul?
Would it upset you to be called Jill, Jill?
Anything else you'd like to say about AB's meltdown, while you're at it,
Jill?
I've been called worse by better, Paul.
Whatever happened to Andrew?
He got tossed in the dryer, and caught in the lint trap.

<cackle>
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Nadegda
2016-06-25 22:19:48 UTC
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In article <nkmrtj$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy
lifting on this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
----------
Ministry of Circle Jerks
Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.
----------
<snicker>
Like I do with Kensi you know?
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 23:05:39 UTC
Permalink
In article <nkn024$6g1$***@news.albasani.net>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Subject: Re: MIA
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy
lifting on this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
----------
Ministry of Circle Jerks
Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.
----------
<snicker>
Like I do with Kensi you know?
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. <=======OOOPSIE!
"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."
Precisely, "Nads". LOL
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-25 23:27:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Subject: Re: MIA
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy
lifting on this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
----------
Ministry of Circle Jerks
Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.
----------
<snicker>
Like I do with Kensi you know?
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. <=======OOOPSIE!
"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."
Precisely, "Nads". LOL
PEGQHF
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 23:49:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Subject: Re: MIA
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Skeeter DoW #8
Post by Janithor
Actually, I have to say, I think Checky did most of the heavy
lifting on this one.
INDEED
IAWTP
me too
Dittoe!
----------
Ministry of Circle Jerks
Although many kooks are lone wolves, a few like to make friends with
those who are as delusional as themselves. This office rewards the
slurpfests that often ensue.
----------
<snicker>
Like I do with Kensi you know?
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. <=======OOOPSIE!
"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."
Precisely, "Nads". LOL
PEGQHF
You just got busted fucking your own ass by socking up as Nads. Now
FOAD!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-26 00:01:45 UTC
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:49:22 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> wrote:

<...>
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
You just got busted fucking your own ass by socking up as Nads. Now
FOAD!
Proof, Ko0ky!
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."
Nadegda
2016-06-25 23:23:28 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:19:48 -0600, Stalemate, forging his Usenet Lady
and Mistress Nadegda before following up to his own post to agree with
Post by Nadegda
Like I do with Kensi you know?
You don't do anything with kensi except get your ass kicked by her
occasionally, kook.

Also, you hereby get smacked with a Tinfoil Sombrero for impersonating a
sitting FNVW. Enjoy!

<snicker>
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-25 23:41:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:19:48 -0600, Stalemate, forging his Usenet Lady
and Mistress Nadegda before following up to his own post to agree with
Post by Nadegda
Like I do with Kensi you know?
You don't do anything with kensi except get your ass kicked by her
occasionally, kook.
Also, you hereby get smacked with a Tinfoil Sombrero for impersonating a
sitting FNVW. Enjoy!
<snicker>
Smackdown on the Checkmate. I don't know why he keeps trying because you
always end up victollious against him.
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-26 00:01:13 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Post by Nadegda
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:19:48 -0600, Stalemate, forging his Usenet Lady
and Mistress Nadegda before following up to his own post to agree with
Post by Nadegda
Like I do with Kensi you know?
You don't do anything with kensi except get your ass kicked by her
occasionally, kook.
Also, you hereby get smacked with a Tinfoil Sombrero for impersonating a
sitting FNVW. Enjoy!
<snicker>
Smackdown on the Checkmate. I don't know why he keeps trying because you
always end up victollious against him.
STFU, you forging gay ko0k!
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-26 00:05:07 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 17:01:13 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <***@The.Edge> wrote:


<...>
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
STFU, you forging gay ko0k!
no u R
--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."
Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme Fuckhead
2016-06-27 02:01:11 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Post by Nadegda
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:19:48 -0600, Stalemate, forging his Usenet Lady
and Mistress Nadegda before following up to his own post to agree with
Post by Nadegda
Like I do with Kensi you know?
You don't do anything with kensi except get your ass kicked by her
occasionally, kook.
Also, you hereby get smacked with a Tinfoil Sombrero for impersonating a
sitting FNVW. Enjoy!
<snicker>
Smackdown on the Checkmate. I don't know why he keeps trying because you
always end up victollious against him.
Where's the victolly, Puddles? I don' see no steenkin' victolly.
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 23:48:02 UTC
Permalink
In article <nkn3pg$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 16:19:48 -0600, Stalemate, forging his Usenet Lady
and Mistress Nadegda before following up to his own post to agree with
Post by Nadegda
Like I do with Kensi you know?
You don't do anything with kensi except get your ass kicked by her
occasionally, kook.
Also, you hereby get smacked with a Tinfoil Sombrero for impersonating a
sitting FNVW. Enjoy!
<snicker>
Stop putting your stupidity on display, ko0k. I didn't post any Nads
forgeries.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 03:18:49 UTC
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In article <nkks45$94t$***@dont-email.me>, ***@gmail.invalid
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had no
more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved


Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1
2016-06-25 04:53:55 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in
the dress-wearing goat-raper, socked up as Nadegda
Post by Janithor
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Li<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>
You sock had nothing to do with Burnore's exit, Paul. You had run away
from Usenet long before I started hammering on DiddleTard. You lying
moron.
Li<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>
No one's ever won against me yet, Paul, and a goat-raping travel
trailer-dwelling unemployable delusional uneducated libtarded moron
like you isn't going to be the one to do it. LOL
Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had no
more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.
Bullshit, Chimpy. Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard'
Burnore was already largely absent by the time you grew enough of a
nutsack to face him... because for three years I dug up all the
details of his conviction for child molestation, proved he was lying
about the whole thing, and made sure all his neighbors knew they were
living next to a sexual predator who'd found a way to weasel his way
off the Sex Offender's Registry, not to mention hammering on him every
time he popped his head up on Usenet. Not to mention hammering on all
his sycophantic followers until only a few remained.

You had almost nothing to do with his disappearing, he was already on
his way out the door. You just did the equivalent of yelling, "Yeah,
and don't come back!" after I'd so mauled him that he was forced to
drag himself, bloodied and beaten, out the door.

You're far too much of a simpering little poof to ever chase anyone
off... remember, you're the boner-hugging ball-licking limpwrist who
couldn't help but blurt out your faggishness, then when I collated all
your lispy exhortations (as shown in my .sig... which you still find
yourself utterly unable to deny or refute), you melted down so badly
you were pumping out a post every 6-1/2 minutes, 24/7 for months on
end... then you ran away for a mental health hiatus... and that was
just the first of your 4 major meltdowns.
Burnore is hiding in Checky's ass! Punch him! Hard!
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LOL!

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

===============================================================
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$***@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$***@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <***@news.altopia.com> - Kratom

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <***@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <***@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2016-06-25 15:05:24 UTC
Permalink
On Fri, 24 Jun 2016 20:18:49 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had no
more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.
Do you need a splint for that dislocated shoulder from patting
yourself on the back?
Checkmate, DoW #1
2016-06-25 18:08:57 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
On Fri, 24 Jun 2016 20:18:49 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros ends up
crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had no
more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.
Do you need a splint for that dislocated shoulder from patting
yourself on the back?
It's an old war injury.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
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2016-06-25 18:38:04 UTC
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Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
On Fri, 24 Jun 2016 20:18:49 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
Post by Checkmate, DoW #1
says...
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by
kensi kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore
eventually ran for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this
fate especially tends to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore,
so it will probably happen to Kooky McFakeTard too before much
longer.
Either that or the sheer weight of all those Tinfoil Sombreros
ends up crushing them, or shorting out their modems, or something.
<snicker>
Spare us your credit-stealing revisionist histolly. Burnore is gone
because I organized the DoW and we ran him off. Your alter-ego had
no more to do with it than Fakeytard the Fudge Monkey did.
Do you need a splint for that dislocated shoulder from patting
yourself on the back?
It's an old war injury.
do you like it
Skeeter DoW #8
2016-06-25 06:03:29 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 25 Jun 2016 03:00:21 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda
Post by Nadegda
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Gary "Romulus Augustulus" Burnore
Like so many kooks before and after him, Burnore was melted by kensi
kensington. Like a fair fraction of those kooks, Burnore eventually ran
for the hills and never looked back. In fact, this fate especially tends
to befall fake FNVWs, like Ferd and Burnore, so it will probably happen
to Kooky McFakeTard too before much longer.
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