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On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, EsqÂ· Post by Checkmate Post by Sir Gregory Hall, EsqÂ·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
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