Discussion:
New K00k Recruits or Low Hanging Fr00t.
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Gary Burnore
2013-04-05 18:24:49 UTC
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Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.

We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.

The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.


So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
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Hawkeye-X
2013-04-05 18:39:51 UTC
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On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 18:24:49 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on. I got a life of my own that you don't
need to nose around. I went on AUK after PPBF's last rant to nominate
him, I hung around to see the end results. And I have one more
nomination to see through for AJS before departing AUK again until
another k00k shows up on our usual haunt.
Post by Gary Burnore
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Gary Burnore
2013-04-05 18:41:43 UTC
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Post by Hawkeye-X
On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 18:24:49 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t,
You already are. Enjoy.
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Dick Sucky
2013-04-05 21:51:03 UTC
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Post by Hawkeye-X
On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 18:24:49 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on. I got a life of my own that you don't
need to nose around. I went on AUK after PPBF's last rant to nominate
him, I hung around to see the end results. And I have one more
nomination to see through for AJS before departing AUK again until
another k00k shows up on our usual haunt.
There is where you tell everyone what a long illustrious history you have on
Usenet, kooky

*snicker*
Checkmate
2013-04-06 01:55:00 UTC
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On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 21:51:03 +0000 (UTC), Dick Sucky put forth the notion
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Post by Hawkeye-X
On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 18:24:49 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on. I got a life of my own that you don't
need to nose around. I went on AUK after PPBF's last rant to nominate
him, I hung around to see the end results. And I have one more
nomination to see through for AJS before departing AUK again until
another k00k shows up on our usual haunt.
There is where you tell everyone what a long illustrious history you have on
Usenet, kooky
*snicker*
Where'd ya git yer name?
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2013-04-06 02:08:12 UTC
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On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 21:51:03 +0000 (UTC), Dick Sucky put forth the
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Post by Hawkeye-X
On Fri, 5 Apr 2013 18:24:49 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find
some other mental midgets to pick on. I got a life of my own that
you don't need to nose around. I went on AUK after PPBF's last rant
to nominate him, I hung around to see the end results. And I have
one more nomination to see through for AJS before departing AUK
again until another k00k shows up on our usual haunt.
There is where you tell everyone what a long illustrious history you have on
Usenet, kooky
*snicker*
Where'd ya git yer name?

Checkmate
2013-04-06 01:54:10 UTC
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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on
Autoflame: A+

LOL
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"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

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_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
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Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
2013-04-06 03:39:48 UTC
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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on
Autoflame: A+
That's sig material.
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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on
Autoflame: A+
That's sig material.
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LOL
Priceless!
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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
pandora
2013-04-06 20:00:59 UTC
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Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find
some other mental midgets to pick on
Autoflame: A+
That's sig material.
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LOL
Priceless!
Indeed.
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-04-06 23:13:06 UTC
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Post by Hawkeye-X
Sorry, I don't want to be your low hanging fr00t, k00kie. Go find some
other mental midgets to pick on. I got a life of my own
oH Dear!

Hi ho hi ho... itz off to Life we go... THUD!
r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
2013-04-05 21:47:48 UTC
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Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,

some advice?

there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..

But not by who youd 'spect.

a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,

and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.

should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan

who is this kf'd kookoligist?

better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.






its kensi.

run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like

I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,,
maybe we both been wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut

.. jes sayin'
Dick Sucky
2013-04-05 21:53:55 UTC
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Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some adv<SLAP>
shadup Brisbane kOOK.
Gary Burnore
2013-04-05 21:54:30 UTC
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Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
Not until you can type in English, no.
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Dick Sucky
2013-04-05 21:57:34 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
Not until you can type in English, no.
DAYUM those chops of yours sure are improving old chap.
Janithor
2013-04-05 22:19:35 UTC
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x-no-archive: yes
Post by Dick Sucky
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
Not until you can type in English, no.
DAYUM those chops of yours sure are improving old chap.
Slurping noted and recorded.
Gary Burnore
2013-04-05 22:29:54 UTC
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Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Dick Sucky
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
Not until you can type in English, no.
DAYUM those chops of yours sure are improving old chap.
Slurping noted and recorded.
Pretty sure it was being sarcastic, Janithor. Guess that's why your
nym's not detectithor, Janithor.

Heh. That's funny.
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undertow
2013-04-08 21:01:39 UTC
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Guess that's why your nym's not detectithor, Janithor.
Heh. That's funny.
Yer a dick-tater, Gaaarrry.
Heh, that's funny too.
kensi
2013-04-05 22:13:02 UTC
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Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Post by Gary Burnore
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
Yep. By the Tetrarchy.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
But not by who youd 'spect.
Who would you expect, then, ko0ky?
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
That would be me. Don't tell me you're going to try, in some ko0ky
illucid way, to take the credit for my work? Because that won't end
well. For you.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
Well, either it's me or it's China Blue then, and you're misattributing
some of my earlier work to her. Figures. You never could keep who was
who straight in your head. Between the laughable idea that I'm a
Derbyshire sock and the equally laughable idea that I'm an Arfatzio
sock, you've gone *way* above and beyond the call in proving that, kOok.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
Why, because you expect whatever you posted after a bunch of unnecessary
blank lines is going to make him any dizzier than trying to parse the
above k00kb4bb1e will have?
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
its kensi.
*flabbergasted*

Credit where it's due?

OK let me look at your headers. Are you a froggery or prank of some
sort? This seems like the sort of thing Gweggles would pull in yet
another brainless and not-very-charming attempt to get in my pants. :P

Hr, not altopia, but sometimes aioe does let him post. None of his usual
header tell-tales though. Odd.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
Sure *sounds* like you're the real Murphy. Who the hell else is even
*capable* of writing like that? :P
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,,
It's called "cognitive dissonance", ko0ky. Learn to embrace it because
there's a *lot* more where that came from.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
maybe we both been wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
That you have.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
.. jes sayin'
jes bein' right twice a day, you mean.

*snicker*
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Nadegda
2013-04-06 00:13:41 UTC
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Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been wrong..
about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Holy shit. Has this kook gone so far 'round the bend that he's begun
*coming back on the other side of the mountain*?
%
2013-04-06 00:24:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last
years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then
bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging
froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a
year now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum
REFs if gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick
your head dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels
threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been
wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Holy shit. Has this kook gone so far 'round the bend that he's begun
*coming back on the other side of the mountain*?
you mean burnsnore , he's totally vetoed ,
he's banned from all election activities
Nadegda
2013-04-06 00:26:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then
bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a
year now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs
if gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your
head dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels
threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been
wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Holy shit. Has this kook gone so far 'round the bend that he's begun
*coming back on the other side of the mountain*?
you mean burnsnore , he's totally vetoed , he's banned from all election
activities
Nah, I meant Murphy. Burnsnore <snicker> still has a looong way to go
before he's so kooky he could start coming back from the other side.

And the Tetrarchy's going to drive him there. And eventually get him and
Murphy chasing each other in endless circles around Mt. Kooky, until
*everyone*'s heads are spinning.

<snicker>
%
2013-04-06 00:32:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
Post by Nadegda
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last
years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new
model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then
bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a
year now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a
kook now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal
mekanix beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let
this read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum
REFs if gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and
stick your head dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when
it feels threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been
wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Holy shit. Has this kook gone so far 'round the bend that he's begun
*coming back on the other side of the mountain*?
you mean burnsnore , he's totally vetoed , he's banned from all
election activities
Nah, I meant Murphy. Burnsnore <snicker> still has a looong way to go
before he's so kooky he could start coming back from the other side.
And the Tetrarchy's going to drive him there. And eventually get him
and Murphy chasing each other in endless circles around Mt. Kooky,
until *everyone*'s heads are spinning.
<snicker>
well burnsnore is still banned
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-04-06 00:55:30 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
you mean burnsnore , he's totally vetoed ,
he's banned from all election activities
no.. Durrbs means himself.
THAT is who he is addressing as the author
of the froggery post.
Message-ID: <kjngq4$q2m$***@speranza.aioe.org>

[nods]

yeh,, I know... but Durrbs IS that weird, believe.

btw & fyi *only*
I caught your post in a hidey hole I use for
research, not much gets away from that
place :-D
Thing is, and I have noticed this with some
other 'posters' also, thing is your posts are
not propagating.
I can assure you ***@giganews.com
are a most helpful bunch, so it may be worth
your while to ping them and ask "why is it so".
That said it is an intermittent thing, so could
well be a peerage problem.

I do not read you, as a rule, but I empathize
with your cause in *hoping* to be read, if you
do not list in XOVER you _cannot_ be
read, at all, and/or your poast count is shot
to shit mkay?
Nadegda
2013-04-06 00:59:34 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:55:30 +0100, Thorny Crucifixi. (Pie Gurl)
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
you mean burnsnore , he's totally vetoed , he's banned from all election
activities
no.. Durrbs means himself.
THAT is who he is addressing as the author of the froggery post.
[no<SMACKAKOOK!>
That's the MID of one of your *own* articles, dumbass. You either cut and
pasted the wrong thing, or mistook one of your own socks for Derbyshire
again. Don't you ever learn?
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
yeh,, I know... but Durrbs IS that weird, believe.
And there goes *another* "heavy-duty" irony meter.
<sigh>
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
btw & fyi *only*
I caught your post in a hidey hole I use for research, not much gets
away from that place :-D
Thing is, and I have noticed this with some other 'posters' also, thing
is your posts are not propagating.
are a most helpful bunch, so it may be worth your while to ping them and
ask "why is it so". That said it is an intermittent thing, so could
well be a peerage problem.
Kooky's lying, persent; your posts are propagating just fine, reaching E-
S, aioe, Google Groups, x-privat, *and* mixmin. Otherwise you wouldn't
sometimes get replies from all four FNVWs.
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
I do not rea<SMACKAKOOK!>
You don't write, either. You do something that bears a slight resemblance
to writing, mind you. And, unfortunately, you do that something in public.

<snicker>
Nadegda
2013-04-06 00:14:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been wrong..
about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Holy shit. Has this kook gone so far 'round the bend that he's begun
*coming back on the other side of the mountain*?
Abraham Lincoln
2013-04-06 04:34:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits.  They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there.  Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t.  GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t.  Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists!  Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
Proof positive, I say, that our Man of the Many Pen-Names has
completely Flipped his Wig. A total reversal of his Position?
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,,
maybe we both been wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
I find the current State of Politics in America much, much more
disturbing. What the HELL has become of the Republican Party that I
led in its Youth??!?
A Banned Of Heroes
2013-04-07 06:56:05 UTC
Permalink
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Abraham Lincoln
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
its kensi.
Derbyshire.
Proof positive, I say, that[slap]
Paul, you're the lowest fr00t of all, you stupid boring cunt who forges blind men.

(and another lame Derbyshire sock gets plonked)
--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <***@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
qartl
2013-04-07 00:49:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
Incorrect. Derbyshire has merely stumbled onto the saucerheads and
Brad Guth, who have been around a loooong time. Your ignorance of
history is lengthy.
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
You mean a sock lifted from a TV show? Derbyshire has been trolling
rec.arts.tv for eons.

<http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142952/quotes>
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,,
maybe we both been wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Hi, Paul!
Nadegda
2013-04-07 01:09:55 UTC
Permalink
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
Incorrect.
Name anyone else who has been recruiting kooks from outside AUK in the
past twelve months then, kooky.

Sorry, but the above was one of the two instances of Murphy "Stopped
Clock" Piegurl being right that day.
Post by qartl
Derbyshire
Who?
Post by qartl
has merely stumbled onto the saucerheads and Brad Guth, who have been
around a loooong time.
Does that magically make them ineligible, qookl?
Post by qartl
Your ignorance of history is lengthy.
And legendary. Murphy is quite possibly *the* most clueless kook I have
*ever* come across. But that has no bearing on kensi's excellent recent
work in the field of kookology.
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
You mean a sock lifted from a TV show? Derbyshire has been trolling
rec.arts.tv for eons.
<http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142952/quotes>
You seem to have confused "Kensi Blye" with "kensi kensington". A pretty
remarkable fuckup, qookl, indeed a fuckup of a magnitude worthy of Murphy
himself.

As for your unsubstantiated claim about Derbyshire, who has no confirmed
usenet posting history since the late 90s or so, it just goes to show
that you've swallowed rather a lot of Murphy's goofy beliefs before
starting to disagree with him as you did in this post.
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,, maybe we both been wrong..
about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Hi, Paul!
Great Torvalds. Are ... are you saying that Murphy is Derbyshire?

I bet Murphy will have a few choice words about *that* theory ... though
they'll probably be impossible for anyone else to understand.

<snicker>

Of course, if Murphy *is* Derbyshire then your assertion about Derbyshire
trolling rec.arts.tv for years is actually correct. Though, I'm sure,
that's completely accidental on your part, qooky.

Well, some might argue that "spamming" is a better term than "trolling"
for Murphy's voluminous vomitus in that newsgroup.

<snicker>
[Tor] Ashley Johnson
2013-04-16 10:49:32 UTC
Permalink
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject line
and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like last years'
electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and then bit's
low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
gary,,
some advice?
there has been some "recuirtment" under your very nose .. and for a year
now ..
But not by who youd 'spect.
a "regular" of a/u/k has worked tirelessly in *physics luring a kook
now'ngain into a/u/k to be ridiculed,,
and said reg/lr has jes been "drawing out" the nutty orb'tal mekanix
beliefs of one should be familiar to ewe.
should be, 'cept you hetted up a poker and put an own eye out,, you
failure of an fnvw. plonk'n everyone lef' and rite as you been doan
who is this kf'd kookoligist?
better hold onto sumt' solid upright and anchored before ewe let this
read in thru your rattled and rattling skull. kook.
its kensi.
Incorrect.
Name one other person who's gotten, even temporarily, new kooks to foam,
froth, and bubble in AUK then, qookl.
Post by qartl
Derbyshire
Who?
Post by qartl
has merely stumbled onto the saucerheads and
Brad Guth, who have been around a loooong time. Your ignorance of
history is lengthy.
Well, you're right about one thing here -- the sheer magnitude of Murphy's
ignorance. That morphing kook is infamous around here for it.
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
run to an ooznet archive and search "kensi" in "physics" for sum REFs if
gobsmacked you experience temptation to disbalieve and stick your head
dahn under like a certtin bird dahn under,, when it feels threat'nd like
You mean a sock lifted from a TV show? Derbyshire has been trolling
rec.arts.tv for eons.
<http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0142952/quotes>
You mean, there can be only one "kensi" in the entire world, so if there's
a kensi here, and a kensi there, they must be one and the same in some way,
or named for one another?

Such ridiculous, sophomoric logic.
Post by qartl
Post by r***@hops.0ver.gary.burnedAss.com
I hope you find this as disturbing as do I,,
maybe we both been wrong.. about which sideof the asylum wall faces 0ut
.. jes sayin'
Hi, Paul!
Have you completely flipped your wig? Even with the constant morphing, it's
easy to recognize Murphy's socks. Or are you saying that Murphy and Paul
are the same person? Because the consensus around here seems to be that
Murphy is a Keith Renske from somewhere in southern or eastern Australia,
and that Paul is in eastern Canada somewhere. Doesn't seem likely that
they're the same.
Lady Veteran
2013-04-21 14:40:40 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.

LV
--
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

--------------------------------------------

If you are an idiot, I am your worst nightmare.
If you are a racist, fat-basher, bible thumper
or reTHUGlican,you would do well to avoid me at
all costs.

---------------------------------------------
Gary Burnore
2013-04-21 14:43:53 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
We found you, dipshit.
--
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2013-04-21 15:59:12 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
IAWTP!!!!
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2013-04-21 18:06:08 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Considering you paint a target on yourself, not much effort is required.
--
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alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
2013-04-21 18:30:51 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Considering you paint a target on yourself, not much effort is
required.
Good point. There's a plus. You reminded me that we had still not filled
the AUK Mascot position, so I'm going to set up a special Nomination.

AUK Mascot

"The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at least
tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke widespread amusement;
elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a one-year term.

Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60 days
or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a special
recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by another
suitable net.kook."

As FNVW, I am announcing the finalists for the 2012 Mascot.

Janithor
LV

The winner will hold office only until the May 2013 winner is announced,
but the will also be automatically added for that election as well.

Good luck, LV and Janithor!


All Hail Fluffy!
--
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
fnvw @ databasix.com
accept no substitutes
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
2013-04-22 00:38:42 UTC
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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:30:51 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Considering you paint a target on yourself, not much effort is
required.
Good point. There's a plus. You reminded me that we had still not filled
the AUK Mascot position, so I'm going to set up a special Nomination.
AUK Mascot
"The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at least
tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke widespread amusement;
elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a one-year term.
Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60 days
or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a special
recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by another
suitable net.kook."
As FNVW, I am announcing the finalists for the 2012 Mascot.
Janithor
LV
The winner will hold office only until the May 2013 winner is announced,
but the will also be automatically added for that election as well.
Good luck, LV and Janithor!
I know who I'm rooting for. Go, Janithor!

(LV is such a whiny kook.)
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
All Hail Fluffy!
All Hail the FNVW, for he has...a sense of humor.
--
WW(D)SD

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing
the means he uses to frighten you. Eric Hoffer
Nadegda
2013-04-22 00:49:59 UTC
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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:30:51 +0000, The Diddler Kook Masquerading As Ex-
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Considering you paint a target on yourself, not much effort is
required.
Good point. There's a plus. You reminded me that we had still not filled
the AUK Mascot position, so I'm going to set up a special Nomination.
As you are a multiple-award-winning kook, you are going to do no such
thing. Kook.

<snicker>
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
AUK Mascot
"The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for those
rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at least
tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke widespread amusement;
elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a one-year term.
Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60 days
or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a special
recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by another
suitable net.kook."
As F<SMACKAKOOK!>
Nomination denied, Fakey. Kooks like you are ineligible to nominate,
second, or vote.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
The winner<SMACKAKOOK!>
Murphy currently is incumbent, running against Bit Rot in the next
ballot. If Bit Rot's current absence continues past that point, Murphy's
likely to win his bid for re-election, for fuck's sake.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
All H<SMACKAKOOK!>
Get stuffed, kooky.

<snicker>
Mary Gully
2013-04-22 23:08:51 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Considering you paint a target on yourself, not much effort is
required.
Good point. There's a plus. You reminded me that we had still not filled
the AUK Mascot position, so I'm going to set up a special Nomination.
AUK Mascot
"The AUK Mascot is AUK's pet kook or resident fanboi; reserved for
those rare kooks who usually seem to enjoy AUK's attention (or at least
tolerate roughhousing) and whose antics provoke widespread amusement;
elected annually, during the month of May, to serve a one-year term.
Should the AUK Mascot disappear from Usenet during his term for 60 days
or more, the FNVW would then have the option to call for a special
recall election in which the MIA mascot would be replaced by another
suitable net.kook."
As FNVW, I am announcing the finalists for the 2012 Mascot.
Janithor
LV
The winner will hold office only until the May 2013 winner is announced,
but the will also be automatically added for that election as well.
Good luck, LV and Janithor!
All Hail Fluffy!
May I apply for the position?
I Like Big Butts
2013-04-21 18:08:53 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
You could find yours by the gravitational pull.
Lady Veteran
2013-04-27 13:49:55 UTC
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Post by I Like Big Butts
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
You could find yours by the gravitational pull.
At least I know my butt is below my waist and I am not trying to think
with it.

You cannot say the same.

LV
--
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

--------------------------------------------

If you are an idiot, I am your worst nightmare.
If you are a racist, fat-basher, bible thumper
or reTHUGlican,you would do well to avoid me at
all costs.

---------------------------------------------
I Like Big Butts
2013-04-27 15:56:44 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
Post by I Like Big Butts
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
You could find yours by the gravitational pull.
At least I know my butt is below my waist and I am not trying to think
with it.
With that much gravity it'll be below your knees in a few more years.
Post by Lady Veteran
You cannot say the same.
LV
A fact I'm eternally grateful for.
Lady Veteran
2013-04-28 16:18:03 UTC
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Post by I Like Big Butts
Post by Lady Veteran
Post by I Like Big Butts
Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
You could find yours by the gravitational pull.
At least I know my butt is below my waist and I am not trying to think
with it.
With that much gravity it'll be below your knees in a few more years.
Post by Lady Veteran
You cannot say the same.
LV
A fact I'm eternally grateful for.
So you will still have that eternally vapid space between your ears?
Yes, that is what I thought.

LV
--
"I rode a tank and held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

--------------------------------------------

If you are an idiot, I am your worst nightmare.
If you are a racist, fat-basher, bible thumper
or reTHUGlican,you would do well to avoid me at
all costs.

---------------------------------------------
Siri Cruise
2013-04-21 23:47:03 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
Fat bottommed girls make the rocking world go round.
--
Daddy says Mormons are all programmers because their god is Cobol. Should
I ask Mormons to reschedule Bullwinkle?
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-04-22 03:31:13 UTC
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Post by Lady Veteran
On Tue, 16 Apr 2013 06:49:32 -0400, [Tor] Ashley Johnson
I don't know how the so-called "kookologists" can find kooks, when
they are so kooky they couldn't find their own butts with both hands
and a flashlight.
LV
... at this point in time it is all about umbilical-hole-fluff gathering,
nobody is interested at all in looking.
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-04-05 21:59:23 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
You discovered this artifact when?
Post by Gary Burnore
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits.
I recall posts by others on the very topic, months, weeks, days ago.
Post by Gary Burnore
They're out there.
I recall a thread (or two) by PJR wherein I (and x-poast'rs)
did participate elsewhere in supporting his work.
Post by Gary Burnore
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there.
BlindEye is a net.L00n, likley newly created due to early onset dementia
(or like kind). BlindEye is not a k00k.
Post by Gary Burnore
Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
Brad is merely someone cleverer than you, I read that much of his posts to
know this. I do not read Brad, he is boring and of no real consequence, in
a harmful way - Usenet wise.
Post by Gary Burnore
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
Am I the only one not following the above?
Between your <a.2600> language pretense (poorly done, btw)
and your muddling of personas I lean to think you are losing it.
Time will tell.

/later
ummm... if you are maybe on the road to proposing a Formosa for
BR then I strongly suggest you get to in researching the provisions.
BR is in a _temporary_ state of cerebral flux, nothing more.
The guy is loaded with anger in frustration, that is all.
Provence?
IF, as BR swears (in e-Mail), IF you have e-Mails from the guy
you would know this for a fact.
But then you do subscribe to the ideal of not letting facts
f*ckup a good lump of bullshit.
Post by Gary Burnore
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
/looks around

... lots of holes in the ranks there chappy.

What is needed is an incentive scheme, in today's
world, an environment where people like you exist solely on
"cred maintenance".... and there has to be an impartial/objective
FNVW behind the scenes figuring out who gets what.
You aint that person, never will be.

Aside from your shallow prejudices your ability to sort the
chaff from the grain is seriously incompetent.
A mere munge of a "From" - in attribution - coupled
with a sprinkle of "snip-copy-paste" and you go off like a
sock full of 'hoppers!
"eetz him, him I tell ya"
Derbyshire has you wound up tighter than the spring
on a five.yr olds musicbox!
Janithor
2013-04-05 22:18:47 UTC
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x-no-archive: yes
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Don't forget Albatross and Irkin.
Gary Burnore
2013-04-05 22:30:26 UTC
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Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Don't forget Albatross and Irkin.
And Janithor!
--
***@databasix.com
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How you look depends on where you go.
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| ?????????????????????????????????
Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services | ??? 3 4 1 4 2 ???? 6 9 0 6 9 ???
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%
2013-04-05 22:58:08 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Don't forget Albatross and Irkin.
And Janithor!
hi tin tits
Janithor
2013-04-05 23:04:34 UTC
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x-no-archive: yes
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Don't forget Albatross and Irkin.
And Janithor!
July, 2012:

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html#pickett
Gary Burnore
2013-04-06 02:34:10 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Why haven't you answered, crappantz?
--
***@databasix.com
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How you look depends on where you go.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
| ?????????????????????????????????
Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services | ??? 3 4 1 4 2 ???? 6 9 0 6 9 ???
| Official Proof of Purchase
======================================================================
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
2013-04-06 04:25:07 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Other than the usual chew-toy Gweggie, who will read the subject
line and get boner, the k00ks in this group are mostly like
last years' electronics. Ready to be replaced, waiting on
the new model.
We (tinw) need to get some new k00k recruits. They're out there.
Hawkeye-X stumbled in as proof that they're there. Brad "I use my
monitor as a light when the power goes out" Guth is another.
The alternative is still low-hanging fr00t. GKF Emmett and
then bit's low hanging fr00t. Formosa bit and then %'s low hanging froot.
So come on, k00koogists! Get out there and recruit!
Siri has a live one right now.
--
Winner, Golden Killfile, April 2007
Co-Office Holder, Ministry of Circle Jerks, April 2007

Pardoned, January 17, 2012
MID: <***@208.90.168.18>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136517111200
t***@veryfast.biz
2013-04-27 17:23:25 UTC
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Gary. You're a kook.
%
2013-04-27 17:37:01 UTC
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Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
not vetoed
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-27 17:45:12 UTC
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Gary. You're an asshole.
Corrected spelling.
%
2013-04-27 17:48:23 UTC
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Gary. You're an asshole.
Corrected spelling.
vetoed
Checkmate
2013-04-27 19:52:12 UTC
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Checkmate!

On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:45:12 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

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for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-27 20:06:42 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Checkmate
2013-04-27 20:37:45 UTC
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Checkmate!

On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 00:46:19 UTC
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Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?

--
Sir Gregory
Checkmate
2013-04-28 01:49:11 UTC
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Checkmate!

On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:46:19 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons. I wouldn't even piss
on you if you were on fire.
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 01:54:25 UTC
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure do have one big and gay imagination. :-)
--
Sir Gregory
Checkmate
2013-04-28 03:39:31 UTC
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:54:25 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
%
2013-04-28 03:46:29 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!
On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:54:25 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to that little
faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
its what you dream about usenet smack downs
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 16:34:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
--
Sir Gregory
Checkmate
2013-04-28 20:13:09 UTC
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:34:54 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
What happened to your faggy X-face, po0fter?
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 20:23:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
On Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:34:54 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Post by Checkmate
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· proffered this enquiry...
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Richard Simmons, I wonder whatever happened to
that little faggot?
Maybe he's inside your fat ass playing with the gerbils.
You sure did smack me down again! :-(
Don't I always?
Always act like a post-editing fuckwit? Yes you do!
What happened to your faggy X-face, po0fter?
It isn't included in my Windows Mail emulations but I just
replied to a post of yours elsewhere and I added it back
in by hand just to make you happy. LOL.

It's only automatic when I post using my XNews emulation.
--
Sir Gregory
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-04-28 01:43:50 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq
The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate)
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons.
But you're not, so you will. <snicker>
I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
Yes, you would. You'd even pay him for it.

69) In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers
fetish:
Message-ID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kjdlc3$utk$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.email/msg/187e7305f391ae78

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY#post15

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot#post15

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckjdlc3%24utk%244%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136487698400
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-28 01:55:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:06:42 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate)
Post by Checkmate
Post by Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
Greg. You're an extra-stinky asshole.
Corrected spelling.
You missed part. I fixed it. You can thank me later.
When you're giving me a blow job, faggot?
Greg, I wouldn't blow you if I was Richard Simmons.
But you're not, so you will. <snicker>
I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
Yes, you would. You'd even pay him for it.
69) In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers
<snicker>
Poor Checkmate. You sure have the goods on the Rube!
--
Sir Gregory
Gary Burnore
2013-04-27 17:57:40 UTC
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Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?


When are you coming to NY?
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
FNVW of A.U.K
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How you look depends on where you go.
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Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.| ?????????????????????????????????
| ?? 0 1 7 2 3 / ??? 3 7 4 9 3 0 o?
| Official Proof of Purchase
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Databaxis
2013-04-27 19:16:13 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?
When are you coming to NY?
He'd need to rent an FAA approved oxygen tank unless he
took a Greyhound.
%
2013-04-27 19:26:30 UTC
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Post by Databaxis
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?
When are you coming to NY?
He'd need to rent an FAA approved oxygen tank unless he
took a Greyhound.
no one cares what you think he took
Gary Burnore
2013-04-28 02:29:16 UTC
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Post by %
Post by Databaxis
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?
When are you coming to NY?
He'd need to rent an FAA approved oxygen tank unless he
took a Greyhound.
no one cares
Story of your life.
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
FNVW of A.U.K
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.| ?????????????????????????????????
| ?? 0 1 7 2 3 / ??? 3 7 4 9 3 0 o?
Melbourne, FL Division | Official Proof of Purchase
===========================================================================
Gary Burnore
2013-04-28 02:28:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by Databaxis
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?
When are you coming to NY?
He'd need to rent an FAA approved oxygen tank unless he
took a Greyhound.
Pretty sure all he can afford is Greyhound.
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.| ?????????????????????????????????
| ?? 0 1 7 2 3 / ??? 3 7 4 9 3 0 o?
Melbourne, FL Division | Official Proof of Purchase
===========================================================================
A Banned Of Heroes
2013-04-28 04:27:59 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by Databaxis
Post by Gary Burnore
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
You are this owned, eh?
When are you coming to NY?
He'd need to rent an FAA approved oxygen tank unless he
took a Greyhound.
Pretty sure all he can afford is Greyhound.
He'll need $500 worth of money for anything else.
--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <***@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
Databaxis
2013-04-27 19:14:37 UTC
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Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
So how long do you have until cancer eats enough of your
brain and you die? Will you make it to 2014?
%
2013-04-27 19:25:55 UTC
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Post by Databaxis
Post by t***@veryfast.biz
Gary. You're a kook.
So how long do you have until cancer eats enough of your
brain and you die? Will you make it to 2014?
no one cares what questions you ask
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