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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2005
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
2005-12-08 12:06:36 UTC
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The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*ahem*


KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4

Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5

Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.


GOLDEN KILLFILE

THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!

Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9

You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD

The winner is... WARHOL!

Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9

Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8

Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?


PALMJOB PADDLE

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4

Congratulations, sPammy!


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?


COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2

Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3

Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!

Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6

Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?


BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... WARHOL!

Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9

Congratulations, Warthole!


UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!

Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4

Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser!


TAR & FEATHERS

The winner is... VITO KUHN!

Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7

Congratulations, Frito!


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!

alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7

Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!


EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2

Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!

Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!

Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4

Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT

The winner is... TOM BISHOP!

Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12

Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.


SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER

The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!

Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4

Hi Alexa, and congratulations!


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!

Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8

Congratulations, F'loons!


This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 12:25:34 UTC
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WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
alan jones, as usual, was only an also-ran in both his catagories. *sigh*
jack
2005-12-08 12:52:08 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
alan jones, as usual, was only an also-ran in both his catagories. *sigh*
TRULY Paranoid Pambo
2005-12-08 13:48:05 UTC
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Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
cute little place:
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 13:58:38 UTC
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Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst some
great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it into the
Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2005-12-08 15:16:17 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst
some great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it
into the Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
I did invite her to Hooters in Addison on Saturday. So far there's no
RSVP. *sigh*

I'm looking forward to one hell of an acceptance speech.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"If you want to remain judged always guilty by God, just hang onto the
OT laws the way that you do." - Georgann on a G*d trip.
GANEFS!
2005-12-19 17:09:20 UTC
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Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It
just
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
might be a shoo-in.
The lying bitch got 3 awards! Alan got two seconds, Lucas got 2 seconds, and
the Michael Jackson Fans won an award. Truly we are walking amongst
some great f"loons in this group, i feel honoured.
Pambo finally got some real awards and doesn't have to lie about it.
Let's honor her and the other award winners with a banquet! I know a
http://tinyurl.com/cp3do
Or we could wait until Sharon Osbourne buys Neverland and turns it
into the Neverland Perv Mausoleum and Restuarant.
I did invite her to Hooters in Addison on Saturday. So far there's no
RSVP. *sigh*
I'm looking forward to one hell of an acceptance speech.
ROFL. i exactly pictured you as the type who would go to hooters and wave
around twenties as tips. i bet they even pretend to listen to your stupid
lines.

thanks for the laugh, nitwit.
--
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
off-newsgroup listserves!"
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by TRULY Paranoid Pambo
Post by jack
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Hmmmmmm. Is this the Mop Jockey or Alexa?
Moppy.
Are you sure? It had an Alexa/babaloonie addy (one or the other, I
forget which now)...
mop jockey started the "Fart Deco" froggery, which was then adopted by
the oh_brutha20002 sockpuppet machine/fanboi. "FArt Deco" is/was
oh_brutha.
Right, right...I still contend, however, that Alexa is the most likely
candidate for the wearer of the oh_brutha/babaloonie sock, simply because
the style resembles hers quite closely (IMO), posting through Google while
also using a newsreader (Agent 2.0) is easy enough, and oh_brutha seems to
be going after some of Alexa's favourite targets with much the same
attitude as whereisthemoney.org. Plus, of course, she [isn't] happy if
she isn't socking-up all the time...
Charlotte L. Blackmer
2005-12-08 13:13:42 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)

Charlotte
--
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 13:37:07 UTC
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On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY, but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 13:56:45 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY, but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
PJR :-)
With Wacko's precious catalog and Neverland on the line on 12/20? No matter
which way that goes there is bound to be exquisite k00kouts that will make
the very demons in Hell *weep* out of sheer envy.

It's a lead pipe cinch.
Charlotte L. Blackmer
2005-12-08 14:06:47 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.

It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).

I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.

Charlotte
--
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 14:10:35 UTC
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Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.

Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
tinplated
2005-12-08 21:21:15 UTC
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On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 09:10:35 -0500, "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award. It just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
\crossing fingers, hoping

Will there be _doves_? Oh for the love of all that's holy,
please tell me that there'll be doves.


JD "one for every victim of his predation" S
de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
2005-12-08 21:24:57 UTC
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Post by tinplated
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 09:10:35 -0500, "de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It
just
might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty good.
She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my vote.
;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's bons
mots with us.
Charlotte
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
\crossing fingers, hoping
Will there be _doves_? Oh for the love of all that's holy,
please tell me that there'll be doves.
I'm sure that can be arranged. Stay tuned.
Post by tinplated
JD "one for every victim of his predation" S
An infinite number then?
Archie Leach
2005-12-11 05:16:17 UTC
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Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Oh, don't worry. PamelaWhiteGay running through the ranks of KOTY (like
shit running from an ineffectively manponed Wacko ass) is my dearest wish
for this holiday season. Things are going to continue to heat up, too,
since Wacko was nice enough not to pay off any of that money he owes to...
well... EVERYBODY.
Tick tock. 12/20 is a-comin'...
I'm still leaning toward BowTie. But Mt. Pambo has erupted with Much
Foamage and is still going........



copyright ARCHIE LEACH

"On Wordscreens of the World"
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
At one time Duke was the cinderella team in America and everybody loved
them. It was like the Beatles with all the groupies that threw their
underwear at Laettner and Hurley.
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2005-12-08 15:18:22 UTC
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Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It just might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my
vote. ;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's
bons mots with us.
As Official Overseer, I hereby declare that all Spermwhale Russell rants
should be automatically forwarded to AUK and alt.fucknozzles.

ALL HAIL SNEDDON!!!!1!!!!
--
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dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
"If you want to remain judged always guilty by God, just hang onto the
OT laws the way that you do." - Georgann on a G*d trip.
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:07:32 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 15:18:22 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
WHOOHOO!!! Congrats to our ammj batshit loonballs! Looks like ol'
PamelaWhiteGay better clear off some wall space for her KOTY Award.
It just might be a shoo-in.
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
Post by Peter J Ross
but sPammy
still looks likely to do well. Of course, with a month to go, anything
could happen. Dockery might stop being boring; Edmo might file a
laws00t; or, rather less improbably, Earl Curley might come back to
life.
Heh. Something like that would *have* to happen for me to change my
vote. ;).
I think that the folks from ammj should continue to "share" Spammy's
bons mots with us.
As Official Overseer, I hereby declare that all Spermwhale Russell rants
should be automatically forwarded to AUK and alt.fucknozzles.
As FNVW, IAWTP.
Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
ALL HAIL SNEDDON!!!!1!!!!
ALL HAIL BASHIR!!!!!!!2!!!!

PJR :-)
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Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:06:44 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 14:06:47 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Peter J Ross
On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 13:13:42 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
With He-who-should-fuck-off disqualified, her chances look pretty
good. She has certainly worked hard for the honor :)
The about-to-fuck-off kook isn't disqualified from KotY,
Whoops! My error! I thought I saw something about the Galactic Killfile.
You were quite right, but it doesn't apply to KotY or CotY. I suppose
I could exclude Formoasa'ed candidates, but I don't think it's
necessary, since none of them has any chance of winning. Dead
candidates are also not excluded - in fact, EGC picked up a vote or
two last year.
Post by Charlotte L. Blackmer
It is a good thing there are Rookie and Other categories ;).
sPammy will be competing only with the grown-up kooks this year.

PJR :-)
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g***@efn.org
2005-12-09 13:34:22 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
You were quite right, but it doesn't apply to KotY or CotY. I suppose
I could exclude Formoasa'ed candidates, but I don't think it's
necessary, since none of them has any chance of winning. Dead
candidates are also not excluded - in fact, EGC picked up a vote or
two last year.
In that case, let me cast a vote for Earl Gordon Curley this year!

Earl Curley... now, there was a kook for the ages.
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 12:47:56 UTC
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"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <kook-***@NOSPAMinsurgent.org> wrote in message news:dn97o3$joa$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

Hey, what can I say...

If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.

The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons
can't tell their asses from their shot glasses
is a sign of youth.

Heh.

Have fun, chillins...
--
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http://Clitin.Com

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(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 13:44:26 UTC
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Post by A. Jinn
"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"
Hey, what can I say...
One day a kook might say, "I now realise that I am a kook. I'll try
hard to mend my ways." But I won't be holding my breath.
Post by A. Jinn
If any of the kooks can explain how I produced the below /as a
clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.
Certainly, Tosser. Your kooksite contains a huge muddle of broken
html, broken javascript and broken active-x controls to do what
anybody else could do with a few dozen lines of php or perl. Even your
much-vaunted .wmv files don't work; presumably you tested them in some
crappy M$ movie player.
Post by A. Jinn
The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons can't tell their asses
from their shot glasses is a sign of youth.
The above gibberish was brought to you by Tommy Tosser's Automated
Philosophy Generator.
Post by A. Jinn
Heh.
Have fun, chillins...
Thank you for the acceptance speech, Tosser. It was pathetic and
partly incomprehensible, but one has to make allowances for the
author's capabilities.

PJR :-)
--
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A. Jinn
2005-12-08 17:04:14 UTC
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"Peter J Ross" <***@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:***@nntp.petitmorte.net...

No interest in your words, fag-boi.
(Honest...)

Just post the links so we can get down.

You're a pissant.
--
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http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 19:09:49 UTC
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Post by A. Jinn
Just post the links so we can get down.
Certainly, Tosser.

http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/whiners.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=bishop


PJR :-)
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Barbara's Cat
2005-12-08 15:16:36 UTC
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Post by A. Jinn
If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.
+-------------------------------------------+
Post by A. Jinn
| Prop. fonts are the only feasible choice. |
+-------+-----------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"
--
Cm~
Michael Cook
2005-12-08 13:16:27 UTC
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"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"

"BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!

Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets."

I accept the prize with profound gratitude on behalf of kookologists
everywhere and for all those who struggle to bring to light the subtle
insanity that has for so long burdened us, the ten precenters. I accept it
as a tribute to the men and women in whose footsteps I humbly trod, who
founded the modern tradition of the emperor and his new clothes and for
those persons whose lives taught and inspired me: Mark Twain, Peter Ross,
Oscar Wilde, James Sherman, Henry Louis Mencken, Joy, and many others to
numerous to mention. And, of course, I accept it on behalf of the six
million smart (est.) people who have suffered and continue to suffer so
much.
God bless us all, God bless us, every one!
Michael Cook
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 17:02:04 UTC
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"Michael Cook" <***@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:rIudnYQCEcjhrAXeRVn-***@speakeasy.net...\

You are still an inept, ghetto moron.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
FreeSpeechStore
2005-12-08 14:16:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
Ooooh, only four votes for Weather-free! Ack!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
Can I get a "Fuck off, BowTie!!!"?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker . . . . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
C'mon, Bill, get Max posting here...!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Sheer orneriness?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
Better luck next month, Wade...
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
Worse, I think!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
Sadly, poor Johnny appears to have been spanked right off usenet. Things
are slower in alt.battlestar-galactica, these days...
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
Bad show by the nazicoward KKKrew, though -- try harder!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
Comiiiiiing UP!
--
____________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Not Richard Scoville
Richard M. Scoville is explicitly denied the right to archive any of my
posts, under any of my nyms, on his site, FreeSpeechStore.com
http://tinyurl.com/c222n
Bill Baker
2005-12-08 20:04:02 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:16:44 +0000, FreeSpeechStore
Post by FreeSpeechStore
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker . . . . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
C'mon, Bill, get Max posting here...!
Believe me, I've tried. He just erases AUK from the headers. He's too
much of a coward to post to AUK.
Post by FreeSpeechStore
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
Better luck next month, Wade...
Boy, not even close. I thought for sure my cross-posting his spam would
get him a little more recognition. I don't think he'll win it next month,
though, as he seems to have been TOSsed off of the library computer he was
posting from.
Post by FreeSpeechStore
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
Sadly, poor Johnny appears to have been spanked right off usenet. Things
are slower in alt.battlestar-galactica, these days...
Yeah, I wondered what happened to him and his "Hollywood homosexuals"
screeds.
--
Funny Lurlean quote #2:
"I've seen Shakespeare in heaven. He prefers the company of Southerners on
account of we speak the same language."
Jack Gillen
2005-12-08 17:38:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
<snipola>
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
Congrats, Nutella, this recognition of your special brand of ko0kiness is
long over-due. But it is, no doubt, only the first of many such
acknowledgments to come. And remember, while this margin of victory may not
constitute a landslide, it is clearly a mandate. Keep that ko0kscreed
comin'!

(non-relevant froups snecked, RAMD and alt.fucknozzles added)
--
"If you understood everything I say, you'd be me!" --- Miles Davis
Jack Gillen
2005-12-10 07:34:27 UTC
Permalink
Post by Jack Gillen
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
And remember, while this margin of victory may not
constitute a landslide, it is clearly a mandate. Keep that ko0kscreed
comin'!
A friend of mine, a Methodist minister, taught me that if you break down
the the poll efficiently, you can skew a vote to favor your point of
So far as I know, the FNVW did not "skew" the vote except to the extent that
the votes of some known kooks, trolls, sockpuppets, etc, may have been
discarded.
view. I never would have believed it until he showed me how it was done.
Adding categories such as "I don't care" or "I'll go with the majority" or
"None of the above" is a good way to manipulate voting. My friend, the
minister is a master of it. Although deceptive, it is most impressive -
from a darkside point of view.
15 votes for her, 23 votes against her and you're able to claim victory
for (or against however you look at it) Catherine.
The fact is she garnered more votes than any other contender. The 23 other
votes were not "against' Catherine. Most were "for" another nominee. That's
not the same thing. This "vote" is really, in essence, a poll, and Nutella
was the number one answer to the admittedly forced-choice question. Eleven
of the respondents declined to choose any of the nominees by voting "none of
the above," and 12 chose other nominees. My description of this as a
"victory" is in keeping with the tongue-in-cheek spirit of the AUK awards,
and AUK generally. There was nothing deceptive or manipulative about the
polling process, with the possible exception of the fact that known kooks,
trolls, sockpuppets, etc., may have their votes discarded at the FNVW's
discretion. There *is* a clear bias inherent, to wit, that most respondents
are keen to thumb their (tint) noses at Usenet kooks, but your implication
that it is somehow a dishonest outcome is the result of a fatally flawed
analyisis.
"Clearly a Mandate" - Sounds like a great front page newspaper article. 4
votes more than "None of the Above" is a mandate. Whoda thunkit. There's
a job for you in Washington, DC, Jack. Unless of course you'd prefer the
ministry. ;-)
This part was meant to be the principal tongue-in-cheek component of the
post. It is a reference to some less-than-overwhelming election victories in
recent years wherein the victorious candidates have declared "mandates."
Sorry it went over your head.


Peace,
Jack

(AUK, alt.fucknozzles, and alt.fan.art-bell added to froups line)
--
"If you understood everything I say, you'd be me!" --- Miles Davis
dave hillstrom
2005-12-08 20:43:18 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Best Flame in alt.flame 2005
Vote Dave Hillstrom as a write-in for Whining Whinger in AUK November 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
they need spankings from Brunhilde, the german lunch lady of doom.
Daedalus
2005-12-08 20:44:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by dave hillstrom
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
Makes me glad to have eaten a big breakfast.

Jade
Peter J Ross
2005-12-08 21:32:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by dave hillstrom
On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
I am old and tired. if you can think of seven witty, apropos things to
say about Tommy Tosser, feel free to contribute.
Post by dave hillstrom
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
k00ksign!

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
A. Jinn
2005-12-08 23:18:47 UTC
Permalink
"Peter J Ross" <***@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:***@nntp.petitmorte.net...

Dig 'em up, idiot.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Peter J Ross
2005-12-09 00:15:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
Renay
2005-12-09 00:34:22 UTC
Permalink
Peter J Ross wrote:


Dig 'em up, idiot.

It is all about you.

You will be famous.


--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Michael Cook
2005-12-09 14:05:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
sig:
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
A. Jinn
2005-12-09 16:00:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Michael Cook
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
--------------------------------------------------------------

Sure, you had me back then.

Now I'm totally winning, at 1.5 Gig downloaded in
the last 7 days.

You look cute with your kook necklass.

But get back to your website that was busted.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)

http://Clitin.Com

*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)

All free, and ad-free.

Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren

Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Barbara's Cat
2005-12-09 16:35:30 UTC
Permalink
Little Mousy Psycho Tom Bishop squeaked:

+------------------------------------------+
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
| I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
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_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"
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Cm~
Dennis M. Hammes
2005-12-09 18:37:21 UTC
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Post by Michael Cook
Post by A. Jinn
Dig 'em up, idiot.
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
<autoclip restored>

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
__________

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

etc.
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-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org
Rik Roots
2005-12-09 20:38:04 UTC
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Post by Michael Cook
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
Nice sig!

Does it need a date, or is the reward eternal?

Rik, knee deep.
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A. Jinn
2005-12-09 21:05:48 UTC
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Post by Rik Roots
Nice sig!
That comment takes a healthy sense of /stupid/.

If he tucked in a link to his gay porn harassment
that made it possible, but oops,
his website is BUSTED.

For good sigs, see below...
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Some personal movies:
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Chadwick Stone©
2005-12-08 20:59:26 UTC
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X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler has offered into testimony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
And it's Teh Frito by a landslide! Congratulations Kuhntroll freak, you
know qualify for k0oK of the Year... but are you k0oKy enough to go all teh
way?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
Tell me Tommy, when teh helpdesk asks you to ping your gateway, do you type
"PING GATEWAY" or "PING YOUR GATEWAY?"
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading.
(There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
Good riddance to bad rubbish ;)
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
Why don't you subject this k0oK award announcement to your lossless unibit
kkk0mpression scheme, Warhole?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Hope you got your fucking tetnus shot, censorboi!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
Ditto!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
When was teh last time he self-spnaked?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
sPamela is cleaning house this month!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
Too bad he can't compress the stink he leaves in his wake into his
world-famous unibit!!!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
Better go hide, Frito! You don't want to appear on FAM* with muck all over
your face, now do ya?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
Just imagine the offspring from a Tosser/sPamela k0oK k0pulation.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as
you hate free speech?
Heh heh heh... fitting!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
k0ngratulations AssLexa. Apparently you've been slacking lately, only one
viktory this month?
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
Now go grab an 80's boom box and moon walk your pedo-worshipping asses back
to reality.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
Hammer of Thor, March 2005
Michael Baldwin Bruce
2005-12-10 03:04:11 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
AOL! Dickless Davie loses it again!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
C- The kike-baiters must try harder.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
Double-A
2005-12-10 04:01:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
A masterful strategic withdrawal.
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
AOL! Dickless Davie loses it again!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
C- The kike-baiters must try harder.
Michael Jackson is reported to be in critical condition tonight after
excessive drugs and alcohol.
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
Michael Baldwin Bruce
2005-12-10 08:36:44 UTC
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Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
A masterful strategic withdrawal.
Is that a nomination of coward of the month for Frootbat, Double-Anus?
If so, seconded!
Post by Double-A
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
answer a question?
AOL! Dickless Davie loses it again!
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JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
C- The kike-baiters must try harder.
Michael Jackson is reported to be in critical condition tonight after
excessive drugs and alcohol.
Another saucerhead is he?
Post by Double-A
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
--
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
The Re'evd
2005-12-10 04:34:13 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
2005-12-10 08:37:36 UTC
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Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
The Re'evd
2005-12-10 14:07:43 UTC
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Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
I suppose it could be, B'ruce. Butt I didn't actually win anything!
Maybe next time, insh'Allah.
2005-12-11 00:24:20 UTC
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Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, bruce?
Double-A
2005-12-11 01:22:20 UTC
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Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
Usenet Kook
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
that
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Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, bruce?
He's been begging to be nominated, but I haven't the heart.

Double-A
Nightingale
2005-12-11 01:45:34 UTC
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Post by
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, bruce?
He's been begging to be nominated, but I haven't the heart.
Go for it, Double-A, and nominate the fake nightingale for something
while you're at it.
--
Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm.
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Michael Baldwin Bruce
2005-12-11 02:13:32 UTC
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Post by Double-A
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
Usenet Kook
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
that
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, bruce?
He's been begging to be nominated, but I haven't the heart.
Double-Anus
Double-Anus begs for it again.
*.*
2005-12-12 02:55:56 UTC
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Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
Usenet Kook
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
Awards.
<b'rissed>
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
that
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Post by The Re'evd
Post by Michael Baldwin Bruce
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
Tut-tut! Teh Saucerheads must try harder. Hay! Maybe the disappearance
of Frootbat has something to do with this.
Looks like I didn't win anything this time, B'ruce.
I'm devastated. I think I'll cry.
Is that another k00k acceptance speech, Revd Bruce?
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, bruce?
When are we going to hear your kook acceptance speech, sheila?
Woodchuck Bill
2005-12-10 20:19:48 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
Usenet Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
Warhol . . . . . . . 13
none of the above . . 7
John Weatherly . . . 4
Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored
server have so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
It's about time. Three cheers for Frito! Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you
know now that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't
worth reading. (There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
So it _is_ true? LMAO! Steve Young actually called John Henry and
others about their domain registrations? Now it all makes sense. He
used to do stuff like that to people in the rec.photo.*
hierarchy (he used to send them packages too)...definitely Steve's
style.
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VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers
built by al-Catroll Labs?
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
neither of the above . . . . 8
Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
that anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
That was a fun troll. Thanks to Jade for her superior trolling talents.
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
neither of the above . . 4
Congratulations, sPammy!
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . 3
Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave
enough to answer a question?
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on
Usenet is a racist?
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
neither of the above . . . 6
Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking
in your next rant?
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... WARHOL!
Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
neither of the above . . 9
Congratulations, Warthole!
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
none of the above . . . . 11
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting
that you were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to
"prove" you shouldn't win it.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
neither of the above . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser!
TAR & FEATHERS
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Frito!
Fourth HOORAH!
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72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
alt.religion.asatru
Yes . . 33
No . . 7
Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
Yes . . 34
No . . 2
Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet
posters from outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to
at all at Thanksgiving.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine
being has an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as
much as you hate free speech?
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in
stupidity, chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a
single month.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
Bradley L Jesness . . 13
Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
John Shocked . . . . 4
Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
Congratulations, F'loons!
This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot
papers were received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun
will continue before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas
Awards.
--
Bill
Anthony
2005-12-11 08:59:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?

Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.

<beams>.

Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
slumpy
2005-12-11 10:46:52 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the
tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
Could the Cowardly Croatian please explain what his paranoid delusions
actually mean ?

No, I doubt it - I doubt he even knows himself. All he knows is to show a
clean pair of heels and to get away before his speck-sized ego is wiped out
altogether.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Peter J Ross
2005-12-11 16:47:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?


PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
Woodchuck Bill
2005-12-11 16:59:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
He's still whingin'? 2nded.
--
Bill
slumpy
2005-12-11 17:44:46 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Woodchuck Bill who did nothing to
Post by Woodchuck Bill
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
He's still whingin'? 2nded.
He comes with his own tear-mop.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Wereo_Gogg
2005-12-11 18:25:56 UTC
Permalink
Why am *I* not on this list?
slumpy
2005-12-11 21:44:32 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Wereo_Gogg who did nothing to break
Post by Wereo_Gogg
Why am *I* not on this list?
Because you're not a whining Kroatian Kry-Baby Koward.

You take it on the chins.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Anthony
2005-12-14 09:03:02 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Wereo_Gogg who did nothing to break
Post by Wereo_Gogg
Why am *I* not on this list?
Because you're not a whining Kroatian Kry-Baby Koward.
Yep I can see how that works Chaps.
Post by slumpy
You take it on the chins.
Which is a damn sight more respectable than the undignified manner in
which you take it, Cry Baby Briton.
"THAT'S IT, YOU FORGET,
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,
WHERE YOU WORK, WHAT SORT OF HOUSE YOU LIVE IN".

You pathetic prick. ROTFLMAO.
slumpy
2005-12-14 11:09:31 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Wereo_Gogg who did
Post by Wereo_Gogg
Why am *I* not on this list?
Because you're not a whining Kroatian Kry-Baby Koward.
Yep I can see how that works Chaps.
Post by slumpy
You take it on the chins.
Which is a damn sight more respectable than the undignified manner in
which you take it, Cry Baby Briton.
"THAT'S IT, YOU FORGET,
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,
WHERE YOU WORK, WHAT SORT OF HOUSE YOU LIVE IN".
You pathetic prick. ROTFLMAO.
And of course, at no time did you claim you'd be making a visit to the UK ?

You silly fucker - at least we DO know where you live, we don't play vague
guessing games aided by an old phonebook !
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Anthony
2005-12-14 08:21:55 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Woodchuck Bill who did nothing to
Post by Woodchuck Bill
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
He's still whingin'? 2nded.
He comes with his own tear-mop.
Better than being a stoned 24/7 delivery boy.
Nibble those ding-dongs, yellow teeth.
Post by slumpy
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Jeff Cook
2005-12-11 20:22:40 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
slumpy
2005-12-11 21:54:04 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Jeff Cook who did nothing to break
Post by Jeff Cook
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
The end of the queue is back around this corner, down the road, through the
alleyway, over the footbridge, around the bend and the refreshment stall is
set up by the community centre in the car park. Please take a number and
wait for it to be called.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Anthony
2005-12-14 09:13:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Jeff Cook who did nothing to break
Post by Jeff Cook
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
The end of the queue is back around this corner, down the road, through the
alleyway, over the footbridge, around the bend and the refreshment stall is
set up by the community centre in the car park. Please take a number and
wait for it to be called.
If your parents are so wealthy Chapman, why pray tell, have they failed
to address your drug, dental and mental problems and why did they let
you leave school so early to chisel out your humble existence as a
delivery boy?
Strange indeed.
Jeff Cook
2005-12-14 09:33:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by Anthony
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Jeff Cook who did nothing to break
Post by Jeff Cook
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
The end of the queue is back around this corner, down the road, through the
alleyway, over the footbridge, around the bend and the refreshment stall is
set up by the community centre in the car park. Please take a number and
wait for it to be called.
If your parents are so wealthy Chapman, why pray tell, have they failed
to address your drug, dental and mental problems and why did they let
you leave school so early to chisel out your humble existence as a
delivery boy?
Strange indeed.
Do you have something against delivery drivers? Are they not worthy to
breathe the same air as you?

Jeff
slumpy
2005-12-14 11:11:36 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Jeff Cook who did
Post by Jeff Cook
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
The end of the queue is back around this corner, down the road,
through the alleyway, over the footbridge, around the bend and the
refreshment stall is set up by the community centre in the car
park. Please take a number and wait for it to be called.
If your parents are so wealthy Chapman, why pray tell, have they
failed to address your drug, dental and mental problems and why did
they let you leave school so early to chisel out your humble
existence as a delivery boy?
Strange indeed.
The queue has had to be extended, and a bus has been laid on to bring
travelling seconds from the nearest railway station.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Anthony
2005-12-14 08:29:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by Jeff Cook
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Seconded (although I probably have to stand in line)
Memories of the soup kitchens ?
Hatchetmama
2005-12-12 11:36:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
Message-ID: <***@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

The fecking whiner.
Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
slumpy
2005-12-12 11:48:01 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
He probably believes it too.

And all those work colleagues...not to mention his sock-drawer....
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Hatchetmama
2005-12-12 13:12:53 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench
the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame
fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
He probably believes it too.
And all those work colleagues...not to mention his sock-drawer....
I wonder how he types with a sock on each hand...
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
slumpy
2005-12-12 13:45:43 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
He probably believes it too.
And all those work colleagues...not to mention his sock-drawer....
I wonder how he types with a sock on each hand...
I suppose a chimp could operate four at once....
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
RUNNING BOB !! - http://tinyurl.com/9fg54
Bozobin !!! - http://tinyurl.com/domak
NEW Running Bob !! - http://tinyurl.com/9ytn7
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx
Hatchetmama
2005-12-13 13:39:45 UTC
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Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
He probably believes it too.
And all those work colleagues...not to mention his sock-drawer....
I wonder how he types with a sock on each hand...
I suppose a chimp could operate four at once....
He's not that good.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Anthony
2005-12-14 08:28:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Leopold Stotch
2005-12-14 10:49:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by Anthony
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Pissy Stampy rides again!

Leo
slumpy
2005-12-14 11:06:46 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?

Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
--
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tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Hatchetmama
2005-12-14 13:13:57 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?
Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
At Anthony's expense?
Why not?
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
slumpy
2005-12-14 13:31:27 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff
"paedo friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and
Paul Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?
Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
At Anthony's expense?
Why not?
When's the Court date set for Anthony ?

You cannot start without giving us notice of the charges so we can prepare a
defence and arrange to stay at your house during the trial.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Hatchetmama
2005-12-15 15:24:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff
"paedo friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and
Paul Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?
Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
At Anthony's expense?
Why not?
When's the Court date set for Anthony ?
You cannot start without giving us notice of the charges so we can prepare a
defence and arrange to stay at your house during the trial.
I don't want to stay at his house, but I know of a nice place near by.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
slumpy
2005-12-15 15:29:41 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
On 11 Dec 2005 00:59:56 -0800, Anthony
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff
"paedo friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote
too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and
Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still
bawling suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and
Paul Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not
winning, I nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of
Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?
Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
At Anthony's expense?
Why not?
When's the Court date set for Anthony ?
You cannot start without giving us notice of the charges so we can
prepare a defence and arrange to stay at your house during the
trial.
I don't want to stay at his house, but I know of a nice place near by.
Close enough that we can nip round after dark and cut his grass ?
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Hatchetmama
2005-12-15 15:35:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until
someone found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
On 11 Dec 2005 00:59:56 -0800, Anthony
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff
"paedo friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote
too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and
Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still
bawling suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and
Paul Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not
winning, I nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of
Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not. You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Another one ?
Are we all going to Australia on holiday ?
At Anthony's expense?
Why not?
When's the Court date set for Anthony ?
You cannot start without giving us notice of the charges so we can
prepare a defence and arrange to stay at your house during the
trial.
I don't want to stay at his house, but I know of a nice place near by.
Close enough that we can nip round after dark and cut his grass ?
Oh, absolutely!
Next neighbourhood, actually.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Hatchetmama
2005-12-14 13:13:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Anthony
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not.
Okay, just make it before Jan '07. I've places to go, people to do.
Post by Anthony
You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Are we talking about whatever it was that happened in March again?
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
slumpy
2005-12-14 13:32:51 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not.
Okay, just make it before Jan '07. I've places to go, people to do.
Post by Anthony
You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Are we talking about whatever it was that happened in March again?
It can't be - it really can't.

If it indeed turns out to be connected, as soon as that's the case it will
be dropped.

Because some of us are luckier than others with who we know ;)
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Hatchetmama
2005-12-14 13:42:53 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Hatchetmama who did nothing to break
Post by Hatchetmama
Post by Anthony
On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:47:22 GMT, Peter J Ross
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Not only is he still whinging, but he's threatening indictments.
The fecking whiner.
As you say "you have nothing (on me)."
Why worry then if your name is mentioned before the Court, I'm
certainly not.
Okay, just make it before Jan '07. I've places to go, people to do.
Post by Anthony
You know exactly what I'm referring to.
Are we talking about whatever it was that happened in March again?
It can't be - it really can't.
I don't know. I haven't a clue what he's on about.
Again.
Post by slumpy
If it indeed turns out to be connected, as soon as that's the case it will
be dropped.
Because some of us are luckier than others with who we know ;)
Beast.
You have your connections, I have mine.
--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Anthony
2005-12-14 08:14:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
You were also about to netkkop me too, so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm sure.
Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.

You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
Peter J Ross
2005-12-15 11:51:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm sure.
Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat? Will
you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for stalking,
Kreepy Kroat?


PJR :-)
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slumpy
2005-12-15 15:02:58 UTC
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In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Peter J Ross who did nothing to
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm sure.
Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat? Will
you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for stalking,
Kreepy Kroat?
PJR :-)
He's playing pin the tail on the Croatian today - trouble is, you can't miss
their rear end, because they are 100% asshole.

Don't expect any replies, and headers or links, this fuckwit doesn't know
how to read headers, do you Anthony ?
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
E***@aol.com
2005-12-15 15:04:07 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Peter J Ross who did nothing to
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm sure.
Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat? Will
you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for stalking,
Kreepy Kroat?
PJR :-)
He's playing pin the tail on the Croatian today - trouble is, you can't miss
their rear end, because they are 100% asshole.
Don't expect any replies, and headers or links, this fuckwit doesn't know
how to read headers, do you Anthony ?
He doesn't torture, his sock does.

Get it?

He's not responsible, because his sock is torturing.

He has no say in the matter -- talk to the sock.

And this is the best system this insipid asshole could think of and the
idiots bought it.
Post by slumpy
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Anthony
2005-12-18 13:23:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling suggests
that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm sure.
Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat? Will
you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for stalking,
Kreepy Kroat?
Nup.
slumpy
2005-12-18 15:46:55 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm
sure. Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat?
Will you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for
stalking, Kreepy Kroat?
Nup.
Stuck in that corner Anthony ?

Lost for words there, Mr Programmer ?
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
Anthony
2005-12-20 11:28:10 UTC
Permalink
Post by slumpy
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Post by Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?),
Hatchetstench the tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan
the goldfish lame fag ?
I voted for you, Toni, and the fact that you're still bawling
suggests that I know how to pick 'em.
Did you really AUKtard?
I have never AUKtarded, Kreepy Kroat.
Post by Anthony
You were also about to netkkop me too,
Really? Message-Id?
Post by Anthony
so you count for squat. The only
thing you know how to pick is your arse.
But, strangely, you're still whining.
Post by Anthony
Post by Peter J Ross
Post by Anthony
Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul
Chapman, of course :-D.
<beams>.
Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !
For whining about the Darth Bawl ballot despite not winning, I
nominate the Kreepy Kroat for the Office of Darth Bawl. Seconds?
Hehe. The opinions of a retard with 666.666.666.666 in his header
Which header, Kreepy Kroat?
Post by Anthony
means a lot to someone of any real going concern somewhere I'm
sure. Until that person makes his or her appearance, continue to
666.666.666.666 in your header, AUKtard.
Are you denying that your nickname is Kreepy Kroat, Kreepy Kroat?
Will you soon be posting a lits of psests too?
Post by Anthony
You don't even know what 666 is do you, moron? Or who it refers to.
Is it the number that one dials to report Kreepy Kroats for
stalking, Kreepy Kroat?
Nup.
Stuck in that corner Anthony ?
Lost for words there, Mr Programmer ?
Rather, bemused by the way you have replied and not replied to
***@aol.com in every response you've made.
slumpy
2005-12-20 12:07:30 UTC
Permalink
In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
Post by Anthony
Post by slumpy
Stuck in that corner Anthony ?
Lost for words there, Mr Programmer ?
Rather, bemused by the way you have replied and not replied
Make your mind up you silly product of a leaky condom.
--
slumpy
tradelist and images - http://tinyurl.com/devgk
A Balkan Condition - http://tinyurl.com/55qjx [All fuckwits, please copy &
paste]
The Ballad of Scott Lifshine 2006 - http://tinyurl.com/8y5vw - warning -
this is a NIL BY MOUTH WEBPAGE - the author is not responsible for any
computer damage caused by spat or spilt foodstuffs.
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