Post by Daedalus
On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 18:33:44 -0700, Brian Mailman
Post by Brian Mailman Post by Daedalus Post by Sharon B
or, you could be an AUK-er.
That sounds familiar...*giggle*
I see a Jeff Foxworthy-type routine coming up....
..... and YOU.... could be... an AUK-er"
If you have seperate email folders for organizing death threats,
lawsuits and spiritual curses, you might be an AUKer.
that's all nice but you might be retarded.
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
<insert pied piper song here>
cujo: Just wait for the whine it's been going on about for over
cujo: four years: a s00p3r s3kr1t |\/|41|_`1|\|9 lits where
cujo: everyone talks about teh Jop Mockey all day long.
me: whaddayaknow... here's an archive of one:
Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead
he shouldla turned around
and punched John Wilkes Booth
in the eye.
But I guess he preferred
to watcha stupid ass play
with some guy dressed up as a tree
How the hell did he win the civil war
and build a log cabin
with his bare hands
(as the legend says)?
He didn't even have the instinct
to know he was about to get shot from behind:
I hope the next president won't be enshrined
he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of
two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"]
Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do:
"That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from
a twat who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." -
CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453
"I get a summons to appear for jury duty.
I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and
they wouldn't bother you after that.
I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get
there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital
murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an
appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of
those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the
little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record
time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present
yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in
"AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness
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