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Salmon on the Thorns update
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David Dalton
2015-08-12 05:37:31 UTC
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I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.

The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.

I am not in a religion and am not planning to start one
or join any existing one. I am not pushing my eight
main deities on anyone but I am pushing my mostly
non-religious essential messages on my people (the human
species globally).
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http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"When the train, it left the station, with two lights on behind
Well, the blue light was my blues, and the red light was my mind" (R.J.)
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Post by David Dalton
I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
I am not in a religion and am not planning to start one
or join any existing one. I am not pushing my eight
main deities on anyone but I am pushing my mostly
non-religious essential messages on my people (the human
species globally).
from the church of the mighty mackerel
Doug Laidlaw
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
from the church of the mighty mackerel
Well, I always had an interest in mysticism, but this eludes me.
If nobody can understand what you are writing, is that enough
to make it mystical?

Anybody who has a religion and doesn't want to share it, won't
set the world on fire.

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2015-08-14 02:53:27 UTC
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I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
from the church of the mighty mackerel
Well, I always had an interest in mysticism, but this eludes me.
If nobody can understand what you are writing, is that enough
to make it mystical?
What don't you understand?
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Anybody who has a religion and doesn't want to share it, won't
set the world on fire.
I am not pushing my eight main deities on anyone, but I am
pushing some non-religious essential messages, backed by
my similarity to some significant past figures.
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http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"When the train, it left the station, with two lights on behind
Well, the blue light was my blues, and the red light was my mind" (R.J.)
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I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
from the church of the mighty mackerel
Well, I always had an interest in mysticism, but this eludes me.
If nobody can understand what you are writing, is that enough
to make it mystical?
What don't you understand?
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Anybody who has a religion and doesn't want to share it, won't
set the world on fire.
I am not pushing my eight main deities on anyone, but I am
pushing some non-religious essential messages, backed by
my similarity to some significant past figures.
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Doug Laidlaw
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"


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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
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we did mackerel already

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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
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we did mackerel already
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
Major Mackerel
we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
Major Mackerel
we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
Major Mackerel
we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
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sergeant sockeye
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we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
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we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
what are you the deacon dolphin
The King Cod?
sergeant sockeye
Major Mackerel
we did mackerel already
Yeah, but it wasn't part of the cascade.
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Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
i'm not
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
i'm not
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from the church of the mighty mackerel
Shouldn't that be:"Holy Mackerel!"
You rang?
how big is your boner
Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
i'm not
Then why did you ask him?
to see who would ask why i did
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*plonk*
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*plonk*
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checkmate got plonked
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*plonk*
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Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
checkmate got plonked
I hate to break it to you, but YOU got plonked for asking about boners.
See where your question used to be, but now there's a *plonk* there?
That's one way you can tell. The other way, is lots of people find you
highly plonkable. Why would you want to know how big someone's boner
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*plonk*
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Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
checkmate got plonked
I hate to break it to you, but YOU got plonked for asking about
boners. See where your question used to be, but now there's a *plonk*
there? That's one way you can tell. The other way, is lots of people
find you highly plonkable. Why would you want to know how big
someone's boner is?
i didn't want to know i just wanted to see who would ask why i did
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*plonk*
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Why are you interested in how big his boner is?
checkmate got plonked
I hate to break it to you, but YOU got plonked for asking about
boners. See where your question used to be, but now there's a *plonk*
there? That's one way you can tell. The other way, is lots of people
find you highly plonkable. Why would you want to know how big
someone's boner is?
i didn't want to know i just wanted to see who would ask why i did
Well I guess you got an answer to one of those two questions.
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2015-08-13 13:58:29 UTC
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"David Dalton" wrote in message news:dalton-***@news.eternal-september.org...

I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/nutjob.html a little recently. The most
significant new information is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison to some past
major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.


Mystic bipolar? Oh, now I understand!
LOL
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2015-08-13 14:30:35 UTC
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Post by David Dalton
I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/nutjob.html a little recently. The most
significant new information is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison to some past
major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
Mystic bipolar? Oh, now I understand!
LOL
This dude's even wackier than you, Kernel!
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2015-08-13 15:09:24 UTC
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Post by David Dalton
I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/nutjob.html a little recently. The most
significant new information is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison to some past
major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
Mystic bipolar? Oh, now I understand!
LOL
This dude's even wackier than you, Kernel!
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You should see me after a bottle of Obesitol.
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Subject: Re: Salmon on the Thorns update
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression, alt.usenet.kooks
Post by David Dalton
I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/nutjob.html a little recently. The most
significant new information is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison to some past
major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
Mystic bipolar? Oh, now I understand!
LOL
This dude's even wackier than you, Kernel!
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lastly, they are non-pagan


"Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message news:mqi7mv$cj0$***@dont-email.me...

"David Dalton" wrote in message news:dalton-***@news.eternal-september.org...

I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/nutjob.html a little recently. The most
significant new information is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison to some past
major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.


Mystic bipolar? Oh, now I understand!
LOL
David
2015-08-16 10:43:10 UTC
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its slotskeys sandwiches.


"David Dalton" wrote in message news:dalton-***@news.eternal-september.org...

I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.

The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.

I am not in a religion and am not planning to start one
or join any existing one. I am not pushing my eight
main deities on anyone but I am pushing my mostly
non-religious essential messages on my people (the human
species globally).
--
David Dalton ***@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
"When the train, it left the station, with two lights on behind
Well, the blue light was my blues, and the red light was my mind" (R.J.)
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its slotskeys sandwiches.
I've updated my Salmon on the Thorns web page
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html
a little recently. The most significant new information
is that Quetzalcoatl self-sacrificed on thorns.
The page is a mystic bipolar autobiography with comparison
to some past major pagan and non-pagan religious figures.
I am not in a religion and am not planning to start one
or join any existing one. I am not pushing my eight
main deities on anyone but I am pushing my mostly
non-religious essential messages on my people (the human
species globally).
Salmon belongs on the grill, not on a buncha thornes. You should
include that in your "mystic bipolar autobiography".
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