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FAKEY DOESN'T HAVE BALLS TO SEND ME MONEY
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Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 08:28:24 UTC
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Janithor
2014-07-04 09:23:37 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 11:04:30 UTC
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
Albätross
2014-07-04 11:40:26 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
Take my challenge convict so you can be shut up and leave AUK.
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Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 11:53:24 UTC
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 04:04:30 -0700 (PDT), "Emmett Gulley Jr."
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
Take my challenge convict so you can be shut up and leave AUK.
fuck you, you don't call the shots
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http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
Janithor
2014-07-04 12:03:07 UTC
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
What happens if you don't shut him up? Are you still going to be
posting in 2028 for him to pay you?
Checkmate
2014-07-04 14:19:30 UTC
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
What happens if you don't shut him up? Are you still going to be
posting in 2028 for him to pay you?
Damn right he will! Fakey owes Emmett $1000 and some prime Florida
swampland, and it's time for that cheap lying bastard to pay up!
Fakey's got a pit bull in his back pocket now, and that dog's name is
EMMETT!
--
Checkmate

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Sn!pe
2014-07-04 21:28:53 UTC
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Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
What happens if you don't shut him up? Are you still going to be
posting in 2028 for him to pay you?
Damn right he will! Fakey owes Emmett $1000 and some prime Florida
swampland, and it's time for that cheap lying bastard to pay up!
Fakey's got a pit bull in his back pocket now, and that dog's name is
EMMETT!
Well, whatever you guys say, I think it's jolly nice that two
miserable, unloved, lonely people have found each other at
last and are playing nicely together. It gives me renewed hope
for the human race.
--
Sn!pe
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2014-07-04 21:51:04 UTC
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Post by Sn!pe
Well, whatever you guys say, I think it's jolly nice that two
miserable, unloved, lonely people have found each other at
last and are playing nicely together. It gives me renewed hope
for the human race.
But it sure leaves you out in the cold . . .
Checkmate
2014-07-04 14:13:19 UTC
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
Not until I shut his ass up
He's melting down already, but that's been going on ever since the Great
Lotus Race That Never Happened. I've softened your target up for you,
so rip him a new one!
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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2014-07-04 17:33:08 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not snuffling
Chimpy loves peeing on guys... he's admitted it:
Message-ID: <lauh63$jkc$***@news.mixmin.net>

He's gay like that.

<snicker>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
You sound very scared, Emmett. To the point of melting down. LOL
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Feel better?
No, he's still scared shitless. Because he knows he's going to jail
soon. LOL
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Not until I shut his ass up
You won't hear a peep out of me from your prison cell, Emmett. LOL
He's melting down already,
Lying faggot. LOL
but that's been going on ever since the Great
Lotus Race That Never Happened.
The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away from
like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome purpose-built racing
machine would trounce your gay looking ancient underpowered piece of
shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the time! LOL
I've softened your target up for you, so rip him a new one!
Awww, Chimpy is trying to ingratiate himself with Emmett.

How pathetic is that?

Try jamming your nose another few inches up there, Chimpy... Emmett's
used to much larger things up his anus than your head. He is the
Prison Shower Pussy Pissbum, after all.

But you two will make a lovely couple.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy *prefers* paying nearly toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

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\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
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Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 17:43:21 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not snuffling
He's gay like that.
<snicker>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
You sound very scared, Emmett. To the point of melting down. LOL
I'm not scared, because i see through your games. you can't beat me Bill, no way in hell
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Feel better?
No, he's still scared shitless. Because he knows he's going to jail
soon. LOL
Nope, I won't be going to jail because again, you're lying as usual.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Not until I shut his ass up
You won't hear a peep out of me from your prison cell, Emmett. LOL
He's melting down already,
Lying faggot. LOL
Yes, you ARE melting down, or else you would have grown some balls and accepted my challenge. I'm smakcing your ass down all over the place because i won't get caught in your mind games
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
but that's been going on ever since the Great
Lotus Race That Never Happened.
The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away from
like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome purpose-built racing
machine would trounce your gay looking ancient underpowered piece of
shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the time! LOL
I've softened your target up for you, so rip him a new one!
Awww, Chimpy is trying to ingratiate himself with Emmett.
How pathetic is that?
Try jamming your nose another few inches up there, Chimpy... Emmett's
used to much larger things up his anus than your head. He is the
Prison Shower Pussy Pissbum, after all.
But you two will make a lovely couple.
<snicker>
--
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
=====================================
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
"If you see a dick, suck it."
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
"Pump a rump."
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy *prefers* paying nearly toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
all branches of the same malignant tree.
Albätross
2014-07-04 18:30:21 UTC
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 10:43:21 -0700 (PDT), "Emmett Gulley Jr."
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not snuffling
He's gay like that.
<snicker>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
You sound very scared, Emmett. To the point of melting down. LOL
I'm not scared, because i see through your games. you can't beat me Bill, no way in hell
You have no money so he already has.
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Feel better?
No, he's still scared shitless. Because he knows he's going to jail
soon. LOL
Nope, I won't be going to jail because again, you're lying as usual.
Its a safe bet that you are going back to prison soon.
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Not until I shut his ass up
You won't hear a peep out of me from your prison cell, Emmett. LOL
He's melting down already,
Lying faggot. LOL
Yes, you ARE melting down, or else you would have grown some balls and accepted my challenge. I'm smakcing your ass down all over the place because i won't get caught in your mind games
Why is it a challenge to give a pathetic pissbum like you money? You
aren't worth a penny because you don't deserve to be anything other
than a broke pissbum all of your life. Karma has only teased you with
that temporary job and your short term at Danny's. You are out in the
woods soon and then back to federal prison you go.
--
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to it....

http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

emma's Federal Arrest Information

http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:

http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM

A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2014-07-04 19:10:17 UTC
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Post by Albätross
On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 10:43:21 -0700 (PDT), "Emmett Gulley Jr."
On Friday, July 4, 2014 1:33:08 PM UTC-4, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not snuffling
He's gay like that.
<snicker>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
You sound very scared, Emmett. To the point of melting down. LOL
I'm not scared, because i see through your games. you can't beat me Bill, no way in hell
You have no money so he already has.
Please send pictures of you unpacking your tent, Emmy.
Post by Albätross
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Janithor
Feel better?
No, he's still scared shitless. Because he knows he's going to jail
soon. LOL
Nope, I won't be going to jail because again, you're lying as usual.
Its a safe bet that you are going back to prison soon.
Don't they have prisoners sleeping in tents in Florida?
Post by Albätross
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Not until I shut his ass up
You won't hear a peep out of me from your prison cell, Emmett. LOL
He's melting down already,
Lying faggot. LOL
Yes, you ARE melting down, or else you would have grown some balls and
accepted my challenge. I'm smakcing your ass down all over the place
because i won't get caught in your mind games
Why is it a challenge to give a pathetic pissbum like you money? You
aren't worth a penny because you don't deserve to be anything other
than a broke pissbum all of your life. Karma has only teased you with
that temporary job and your short term at Danny's. You are out in the
woods soon and then back to federal prison you go.
Can you imagine having Emmy as a prison pen pal? You should, it'll be no
different than here. Cry for money, cry about Albatross...
--
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Checkmate
2014-07-04 19:51:57 UTC
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Don't they have prisoners sleeping in tents in Florida?
That's Arizona. Not sure if anybody else is doing that yet.
--
Checkmate

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Cujo DeSockpuppet
2014-07-04 20:33:00 UTC
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Don't they have prisoners sleeping in tents in Florida?
That's Arizona. Not sure if anybody else is doing that yet.
I could have sworn one of the prisons had Emmy in a tent at one point.
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Checkmate
2014-07-04 21:03:46 UTC
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Don't they have prisoners sleeping in tents in Florida?
That's Arizona. Not sure if anybody else is doing that yet.
I could have sworn one of the prisons had Emmy in a tent at one point.
Could be. This country has a penchant for locking up its citizens, but
nobody wants to pay for prisons. Half of them belong in mental
hospitals anyway, but that would violate their "rights".
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Albätross
2014-07-04 20:09:32 UTC
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:10:17 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
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Post by Albätross
On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 10:43:21 -0700 (PDT), "Emmett Gulley Jr."
On Friday, July 4, 2014 1:33:08 PM UTC-4, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
You sound very scared, Emmett. To the point of melting down. LOL
I'm not scared, because i see through your games. you can't beat me Bill, no way in hell
You have no money so he already has.
Please send pictures of you unpacking your tent, Emmy.
I bet he doesn't have one anymore. He probably threw all of that out
thinking he was moving up in the world.
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Feel better?
No, he's still scared shitless. Because he knows he's going to jail
soon. LOL
Nope, I won't be going to jail because again, you're lying as usual.
Its a safe bet that you are going back to prison soon.
Don't they have prisoners sleeping in tents in Florida?
Yep and he was part of the tent gang at Sharps in Cocoa once.
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Not until I shut his ass up
You won't hear a peep out of me from your prison cell, Emmett. LOL
He's melting down already,
Lying faggot. LOL
Yes, you ARE melting down, or else you would have grown some balls and
accepted my challenge. I'm smakcing your ass down all over the place
because i won't get caught in your mind games
Why is it a challenge to give a pathetic pissbum like you money? You
aren't worth a penny because you don't deserve to be anything other
than a broke pissbum all of your life. Karma has only teased you with
that temporary job and your short term at Danny's. You are out in the
woods soon and then back to federal prison you go.
Can you imagine having Emmy as a prison pen pal? You should, it'll be no
different than here. Cry for money, cry about Albatross...
I wonder how many times he wrote people asking for commissary money so
he could buy things to keep people from killing him.
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http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

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http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:

http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM

A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
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2014-07-04 18:10:46 UTC
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away from
like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome purpose-built racing
machine would trounce your gay looking ancient underpowered piece of
shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the time! LOL
Liar
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away from
like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome purpose-built racing
machine would trounce your gay looking ancient underpowered piece of
shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every post.
Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track
near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he
can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery, as
always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned on him now.

Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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2014-07-04 19:21:17 UTC
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away from
like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome purpose-built racing
machine would trounce your gay looking ancient underpowered piece of
shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every post.
Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track
near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he
can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery, as
always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
If his hawt skank is keeping score, she's about to take a frying pan
to his faggy ass. LOL
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking ancient
underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the
time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every post.
Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a
track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny
how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and
bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has
turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the checkmate ,
and he said , of course , everyone does
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking ancient
underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the
time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every post.
Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a
track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny
how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and
bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has
turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the checkmate ,
and he said , of course , everyone does
What can I say? I'm a fucking legend.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved


"They trust me. Dumb fucks."
-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every
post. Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns,
at a track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed.
Funny how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit
and bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett
has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
What can I say? I'm a fucking legend.
he said he was up here looking for a real legend named % ,
i was on my bike and had to stop and backpeddle to say , " what "
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every
post. Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns,
at a track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed.
Funny how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit
and bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett
has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
What can I say? I'm a fucking legend.
he said he was up here looking for a real legend named % ,
i was on my bike and had to stop and backpeddle to say , " what "
It's "backpetal".
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved


"They trust me. Dumb fucks."
-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be
there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and it
got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery, as
always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
What can I say? I'm a fucking legend.
he said he was up here looking for a real legend named % ,
i was on my bike and had to stop and backpeddle to say , " what "
It's "backpetal".
it is not it's bakup
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2014-07-04 20:02:07 UTC
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i did
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking ancient
underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal at the
time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every post.
Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a
track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny
how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and
bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has
turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the checkmate ,
and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every
post. Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns,
at a track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed.
Funny how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit
and bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett
has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran away
from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge? Fakey
made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away. What kind of
idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an anonymous asshole at a
racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be there? Funny how I did
challenge HIM to come to me, and he punked out. Funny how he had a
stock Lotus to begin with, and it got more monstrous with every
post. Funny how he raced an imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns,
at a track near Rancho Kookamongus on a day the track was closed.
Funny how he can't post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit
and bluffery, as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett
has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be
there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and it
got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery, as
always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
oh i don't admit that online just in puplic
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road legal
at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd be
there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and it
got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery, as
always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
oh i don't admit that online just in puplic
i had a puppy lic me one time, on my nose, was so cute.
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The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road
legal at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd
be there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and
it got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery,
as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned
on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
oh i don't admit that online just in puplic
i had a puppy lic me one time, on my nose, was so cute.
i don't let dogs lick my face
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road
legal at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd
be there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and
it got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery,
as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned
on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
oh i don't admit that online just in puplic
i had a puppy lic me one time, on my nose, was so cute.
i don't let dogs lick my face
Not even in puplic?
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Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved


"They trust me. Dumb fucks."
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Not even in puplic?
A regular % Jr.!!!
%
2014-07-05 01:12:24 UTC
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Not even in puplic?
A regular % Jr.!!!
and here comes the guy that's had ,
so much meat up his ass his farts ,
don't make noise anymore
%
2014-07-05 01:09:58 UTC
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On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 19:33:08 +0200 (CEST), Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
The challenge to race for pink slips that you made, then ran
away from like a whipped puppy when you realized my awesome
purpose-built racing machine would trounce your gay looking
ancient underpowered piece of shit. Yours wasn't even road
legal at the time! LOL
Liar
Notice how now I'M the one who allegedly made that challenge?
Fakey made the challenge because I was over 1000 miles away.
What kind of idiot would drive over 1000 miles to meet an
anonymous asshole at a racetrack, just because he claimed he'd
be there? Funny how I did challenge HIM to come to me, and he
punked out. Funny how he had a stock Lotus to begin with, and
it got more monstrous with every post. Funny how he raced an
imaginary Lotus he can't prove he owns, at a track near Rancho
Kookamongus on a day the track was closed. Funny how he can't
post a picture of his imaginary Lotus! Bullshit and bluffery,
as always. Fakey's a chronic liar, and even Emmett has turned
on him now.
Squirm, Fakey, squirm...
i saw one of those big coach bus camper things today and ,
it had washington plates on it so i asked him if he knew the
checkmate , and he said , of course , everyone does
hey i know that guy
who
you know that guy
oh i don't admit that online just in puplic
i had a puppy lic me one time, on my nose, was so cute.
i don't let dogs lick my face
Not even in puplic?
nope only online
Checkmate
2014-07-04 14:10:08 UTC
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Post by Janithor
x-no-archive: yes
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
I know *I* always feel better after I spank Fakey. Emmett's making a
mockery out of Fakey.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
2014-07-04 19:55:05 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy The Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate), in
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not redefining
a meltdown as "making a mockery of" someone, he's pissing on
dudes.
Chimpy loves peeing on guys... he's admitted it:
Message-ID: <lauh63$jkc$***@news.mixmin.net>

He's gay like that.

<snicker>
Post by Janithor
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Feel better?
I know *I* always feel better after I
melt down.

<snicker>
spank Fakey.
That's never happened, Spankard.

<snicker>
Emmett's making a mockery out of Fakey.
Yeah, your meltdown made a similar "mockery" of me, Chimpy... that's
why you were forced to run away in shame. Twice.

<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$***@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$***@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>
MID: <***@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$***@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$***@news.mixmin.net>

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <***@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$***@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$***@news.mixmin.net>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$***@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$***@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <***@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy *prefers* paying nearly toothless men for blowjobs,
but not *fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <***@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

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Albätross
2014-07-04 11:38:13 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice melt down. I am sure when you are booted from Danny's you will be
crying twice as loud from your hot, smelly little trash filled tent.
Maybe you can ask Danny if he will rent you a spot in his back yard to
put your tent up.
--
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to it....

http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

emma's Federal Arrest Information

http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:



A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 11:52:49 UTC
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Post by Albätross
On Fri, 4 Jul 2014 01:28:24 -0700 (PDT), "Emmett Gulley Jr."
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice melt down. I am sure when you are booted from Danny's you will be
crying twice as loud from your hot, smelly little trash filled tent.
Maybe you can ask Danny if he will rent you a spot in his back yard to
put your tent up.
Sorry alb, Danny is not booting me out anytime soon. so little do you know as you have no sources.
Post by Albätross
--
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to it....
http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/
emma's Federal Arrest Information
http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw
http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM
A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.
http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
Skeezix LaRocca
2014-07-04 11:50:45 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Hey Chief...Try the decaf.
--
If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed.
-- George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty (2001)
Checkmate
2014-07-04 14:15:50 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Hey Chief...Try the decaf.
Are you kidding? Emmett's going all Starbuck's triple latte on that
Fakey little bastard.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
2014-07-04 17:43:15 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.

So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.

Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
--
Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of
mediocrity slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my
life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made
it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl
Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill
Keesing from Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ
1002
+64 9 376 0106
***@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so
we'll include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <***@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's
dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh
about heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Hi Bill,
I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
stuffed really.
I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
current or upcoming that will need attention.
I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
# at home and work.
Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
us.
thanks
allie
----- Original Message Follows -----
Hi again,
Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.
There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
for free and padlock it.
cheers
allie
----- Original Message Follows -----
Hi Bill,
Can you please send an email response back to me by
Friday 25th March, 2011.
Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
16/5 Edgars Rd.
If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
inspection in October.
If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
issues, then please offer me a time within the next
week that I can come around and visit.
Thanks
allie
----- Original Message Follows -----
Hey Bill,
Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
, (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
both something to aim for and save for.
That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
weathers warm again.
I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
would get someone professional in to do that for me,
so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.
Thanks
allie
----- Original Message -----
From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
Subject: Cleaning of unit 16
Hi Bill,
The painters told me that your place was really
smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.
Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
telling the person next to you at work that they
have BO.
Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
to do a site inspection. After work is fine.
Thanks
allie
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Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
(Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: ***@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: ***@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You
could just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick
on retarded midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
Loading Image...

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from
where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
on Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment
and making it stink so badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only
one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars
Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the photo
that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the
intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight
on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that
intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. Note
that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street View is
looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill
Keesing (tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment,
posted to usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword
OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of
that personal email exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to
harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of
Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing,
why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run
from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information
by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing
(and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as
does the description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is
only one block from the address specified in the old registration
information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain
registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true
whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I
trust you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing
site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website
forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01,
2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker,
Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21
Apr 2011, Message-ID: <***@FishhookU> titled "I am out
of here.", his farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the
Internet Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The
Internet Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky,
hoarding stalker (and that photo is 14 years old... his looks have
probably not improved with age):
Loading Image...
Loading Image...

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site
were taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293)
that Bill got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In
fact, that's them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with
the baby stroller. Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can
you believe Bill was ever allowed to breed?!).

=========================

The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible
conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling
scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

=========================

Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done.
Not so, by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that
domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely
terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old,
accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on
retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive
hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's
still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children
to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


(.) (_)
U
<evil grin>
Bill
2014-07-04 20:22:36 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?

Bill
Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-04 20:23:58 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.

I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Bill
2014-07-04 20:44:48 UTC
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Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Which has nothing to do with my point, Emmett.

Though I wish you no ill, I don't care about you one way or another.

What I was trying to say is that *without* *you* there would be no AUK.

Ya see? Back in the day, AUK was all about people perusing other
newsgroups and cross-posting the kooks into AUK. Those people were
called 'kookologists' and had a fair amount of talent.

These days, nothing like that ever happens anymore and AUK has become
"Everybody beat-up on Emmett" because you're an easy target for retards
like Alex Cain, Cujo, etc.

Kinda bothers me that "Fakey's" on your case now though, but hey? When
ya make your bed ya gotta sleep in it, ya know?

I have, and I did.

One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him, Emmett.

Bill
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Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Which has nothing to do with my point, Emmett.
Though I wish you no ill, I don't care about you one way or another.
What I was trying to say is that *without* *you* there would be no AUK.
Ya see? Back in the day, AUK was all about people perusing other
newsgroups and cross-posting the kooks into AUK. Those people were
called 'kookologists' and had a fair amount of talent.
These days, nothing like that ever happens anymore and AUK has become
"Everybody beat-up on Emmett" because you're an easy target for retards
like Alex Cain, Cujo, etc.
Kinda bothers me that "Fakey's" on your case now though,
It doesn't bother you enough to quit sucking up to him though, does it?
Post by Bill
but hey? When
ya make your bed ya gotta sleep in it, ya know?
I have, and I did.
You... you slept with Fakey?
Post by Bill
One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him, Emmett.
Bill
Fakey ain't shit. Bullshit and Bluffery, nothing else.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Post by Bill
One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him (Fakey), Emmett.
Good advice as Fakey is a force to be reckoned with
and he could well land Emmett in jail.

That's why I suck up to Fakey from time to time -
just to try to stay on his better side as it never
pays to poke any large predator with a pointy stick
when out in the open.

I'm not especially worried about Fakey hacking my
computer, though, as I'm not into illegal activities
as well as being behind a couple strong firewalls.

If Fakey did manage to get in, all he would find that
would capture his interest is Tranny pron but they are
all of legal age so Fakey would get sidetracked downloading
it all to his own computer where he could proceed to
masturbate to it at his leisure.
--
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Lamey The Cabal Guy
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On Fri, 04 Jul 2014 16:44:48 -0400, Bill
Post by Bill
One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him (Fakey), Emmett.
Good advice as Fakey is a force to be reckoned with
and he could well land Emmett in jail.
That's why I suck up to Fakey from time to time -
just to try to stay on his better side as it never
pays to poke any large predator with a pointy stick
when out in the open.
I'm not especially worried about Fakey hacking my
computer, though, as I'm not into illegal activities
as well as being behind a couple strong firewalls.
If Fakey did manage to get in, all he would find that
would capture his interest is Tranny pron but they are
all of legal age so Fakey would get sidetracked downloading
it all to his own computer where he could proceed to
masturbate to it at his leisure.
Fuck Fakey, I never backed down and nothing has changed. I'm here, no
jail, no feds, no irs...nothing.

He's all air.
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2014-07-04 22:31:20 UTC
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Post by Bill
<snip>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Which has nothing to do with my point, Emmett.
Though I wish you no ill, I don't care about you one way or another.
What I was trying to say is that *without* *you* there would be no AUK.
Ya see? Back in the day, AUK was all about people perusing other
newsgroups and cross-posting the kooks into AUK. Those people were
called 'kookologists' and had a fair amount of talent.
These days, nothing like that ever happens anymore and AUK has become
"Everybody beat-up on Emmett" because you're an easy target for retards
like Alex Cain, Cujo, etc.
Kinda bothers me that "Fakey's" on your case now though, but hey? When
ya make your bed ya gotta sleep in it, ya know?
I have, and I did.
One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him, Emmett.
Bill
Why? He's a harmless moron.
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Post by Bill
<snip>
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Which has nothing to do with my point, Emmett.
Though I wish you no ill, I don't care about you one way or another.
What I was trying to say is that *without* *you* there would be no AUK.
Ya see? Back in the day, AUK was all about people perusing other
newsgroups and cross-posting the kooks into AUK. Those people were
called 'kookologists' and had a fair amount of talent.
These days, nothing like that ever happens anymore and AUK has become
"Everybody beat-up on Emmett" because you're an easy target for retards
like Alex Cain, Cujo, etc.
Kinda bothers me that "Fakey's" on your case now though, but hey? When
ya make your bed ya gotta sleep in it, ya know?
I have, and I did.
One last word of advice if I may, not that you'll take it? I wouldn't
mess with him, Emmett.
Bill
Why? He's a harmless moron.
Bill's easily impressed.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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all rights reserved


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-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications
regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I
am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
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Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I
am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and
I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and
I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE
FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE
FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
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Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE
FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of
this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr.,
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE
FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications
regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of
this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr.,
in
did
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE
FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications
regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of
this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes
and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Post by Checkmate
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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all rights reserved
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-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
Hey fag boy emmy your the cocksucker don't forget it: wiener washer !
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
nOTHING FUCKING THERE COCKSMOKER
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--
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
nOTHING FUCKING THERE COCKSMOKER
Check it now, I sent you something to shut you the fuck up.
--
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http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

emma's Federal Arrest Information

http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:

http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM

A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
nOTHING FUCKING THERE COCKSMOKER
It didn't go through for some reason.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
nOTHING FUCKING THERE COCKSMOKER
It didn't go through for some reason.
LYING ASS COCKSMOKER! SEND THE FUCKING MONEY OR ELSE FUCKSTICK COCKSMOKER
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--
Checkmate
"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"
KotAGoR XXXIV
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Oh, FFS. Check your fucking Paypal account.
nOTHING FUCKING THERE COCKSMOKER
It didn't go through for some reason.
LYING ASS COCKSMOKER! SEND THE FUCKING MONEY OR ELSE FUCKSTICK COCKSMOKER
I got a message saying "account not available".
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Albätross
2014-07-05 01:32:19 UTC
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SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
What Katie told you when you suggested a relationship?
--
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to it....

http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

emma's Federal Arrest Information

http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:

http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM

A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER
What Katie told you when you suggested a relationship?
What your cell block pimp told you at least once a day?
--
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On 7/4/2014 1:43 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME
ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become
of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his
wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
i got somethin for ya a little 4th of july gift


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On 7/4/2014 1:43 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME
ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications
regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become
of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his
wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
i got somethin for ya a little 4th of july gift
http://youtu.be/SMxqsfT0WYk
That sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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On 7/4/2014 1:43 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME
ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the
ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become
of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his
wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
I just did, so put that in your hat and smoke it.
i'm not putting anything anywhere so try that up your ram rod
Let's bicker.
you promise not to cheat
Are you implying that I would?
you've admitted you do when you bicker with me
did not
i got somethin for ya a little 4th of july gift
http://youtu.be/SMxqsfT0WYk
That sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
oh good it will be my new base reply to you now
Bill
2014-07-04 21:29:19 UTC
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.

He's really quite pathetic.

Bill
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
No. What's pathetic is having your own Usenet vanity group and thinking
anyone (especially me) gives a shit about whether or not you respect them.

I'll insert another nickel. Care to try again?

Bill
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2014-07-04 22:34:20 UTC
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
No. What's pathetic is having your own Usenet vanity group and thinking
anyone (especially me) gives a shit about whether or not you respect them.
I'll insert another nickel. Care to try again?
Bill
Looks like Checky hooked another one.
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
No. What's pathetic is having your own Usenet vanity group and thinking
anyone (especially me) gives a shit about whether or not you respect them.
I'll insert another nickel. Care to try again?
Bill
Looks like Checky hooked another one.
He's only good for 2 or 3 posts usually, then he scurries away like a
timid little mouse.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on
an intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an
obvious chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results.
What's even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
No. What's pathetic is having your own Usenet vanity group and
thinking anyone (especially me) gives a shit about whether or not you
respect them.
Be careful of the mainmast when you swallow the fleet.
Post by Bill
I'll insert another nickel. Care to try again?
--
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alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy."
- Edmond Wollkook shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
No. What's pathetic is having your own Usenet vanity group and thinking
anyone (especially me) gives a shit about whether or not you respect them.
I'll insert another nickel. Care to try again?
Bill
Sure, as long as you keep trying to convince me that you don't care.
Don't cram your tongue too far up Fakey's ass, though... there's no
telling where it's been. Your tongue, I mean.
--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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2014-07-04 22:34:01 UTC
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
LOL
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2014-07-04 23:22:44 UTC
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
What's pathetic, is doing the same thing year after year with an obvious
chronic liar and sociopath, and expecting different results. What's
even more pathetic, is you sucking up to said chronic liar and
sociopath, and expecting anyone here to respect you.
I don't believe he's after respect from others here. I think he wants
the attention that emmett gets. In other words, he's jealous.
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2014-07-04 22:33:34 UTC
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I can confirm that 100%.
no you can't
Of course he can't. Checkmate lives in some other world where he
perceives 'victolly' as relegating people he can't compete with on an
intellectual level to his kill-file.
He's really quite pathetic.
Bill
LOL
Albätross
2014-07-05 01:21:28 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Bill
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Nobody is trying to force you to do anything. You are begging for
money and making guarantees that you will leave. And when you didn't
get paid you started trying to extort the money out of people.
--
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you choose to respond to it....

http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/

emma's Federal Arrest Information

http://pastebin.com/d2Av0mJw

emma's video conference about Katie:

http://youtu.be/JZpDjacMGIM

A collection of emmy'a wordpress posts.

http://emmettgulleycollection.wordpress.com/
Emmett Gulley Jr.
2014-07-05 01:43:29 UTC
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Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
Post by Bill
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
Bill, Fakey is lying. He's trying to force me to do his wishes and I am not falling for it.
I have been kicking fakey's ass with his own games
Nobody is trying to force you to do anything. You are begging for
money and making guarantees that you will leave. And when you didn't
get paid you started trying to extort the money out of people.
SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSMOKER!
Post by Albätross
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2014-07-04 20:56:15 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
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Bill
2014-07-04 21:24:49 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Yeah, but you only have me once or twice a week. Prep today was
ridiculous. 60 lbs of mac&cheese to be stuffed into lobsters (special)
later along with the regular prep stuff. Good thing it was cool out.

On the bright side, I was allowed to bring home 4 tails and 8 claws that
didn't meet the chef's approval because of color.

Hours are long and unpredictable, but I love working with the people in
this kitchen even though I got demoted to line.

Bill
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2014-07-04 21:31:45 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
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HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Yeah, but you only have me once or twice a week. Prep today was
ridiculous. 60 lbs of mac&cheese to be stuffed into lobsters (special)
later along with the regular prep stuff. Good thing it was cool out.
On the bright side, I was allowed to bring home 4 tails and 8 claws that
didn't meet the chef's approval because of color.
Hours are long and unpredictable, but I love working with the people in
this kitchen even though I got demoted to line.
Bill
Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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2014-07-04 21:38:05 UTC
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Places you can't afford to eat would be my guess.

Bill
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Places you can't afford to eat would be my guess.
Bill
Places that would hire a second-string washed-up failure of a Kooky coOk
would be my guess.
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Places you can't afford to eat would be my guess.
Bill
Places that would hire a second-string washed-up failure of a Kooky coOk
would be my guess.
That was lame, even by the low standards I've previously set for you.
Perhaps you need a xanax and a nap?

Bill
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Places you can't afford to eat would be my guess.
Bill
Places that would hire a second-string washed-up failure of a Kooky coOk
would be my guess.
That was lame, even by the low standards I've previously set for you.
Perhaps you need a xanax and a nap?
Bill
Why is it lame to point out that you're a failure as a cook? You even
admitted they demoted you. I know a place that's looking for a new
clamshell operator... is that something you think you could handle when
you aren't stuffing macaroni and cheese in lobsters? I prefer Ramen
noodles in fillet mignon, myself. LOL!

<vanity groups added>
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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pandora
2014-07-04 23:23:23 UTC
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Places you can't afford to eat would be my guess.
Bill
Any place that stuffs lobster with macncheese is a nogo as far as I'm
concerned. Iccccck.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
2014-07-04 21:49:44 UTC
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Mac and cheese stuffed lobsters? What kind of place serves something
like that?
Sounds delicious!
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2014-07-04 22:35:01 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Yeah, but you only have me once or twice a week. Prep today was
ridiculous. 60 lbs of mac&cheese to be stuffed into lobsters (special)
later along with the regular prep stuff. Good thing it was cool out.
On the bright side, I was allowed to bring home 4 tails and 8 claws that
didn't meet the chef's approval because of color.
Hours are long and unpredictable, but I love working with the people in
this kitchen even though I got demoted to line.
Bill
That shit sounds good. Do you deliver?
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this group
if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Yeah, but you only have me once or twice a week. Prep today was
ridiculous. 60 lbs of mac&cheese to be stuffed into lobsters (special)
later along with the regular prep stuff. Good thing it was cool out.
On the bright side, I was allowed to bring home 4 tails and 8 claws that
didn't meet the chef's approval because of color.
Hours are long and unpredictable, but I love working with the people in
this kitchen even though I got demoted to line.
Bill
That shit sounds good. Do you deliver?
They only give him the food that they can't sell to normal people. LOL!
A Mr. Bill doggy bag.
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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"They trust me. Dumb fucks."
-Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
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2014-07-04 23:18:13 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this
group if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Damm! You beat me to it.
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Emmett 'Kiddie Porn Watching Extortionist Midget' Gulley Jr., in
Post by Emmett Gulley Jr.
HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY ASSED COWARD WHO DOESN'T SCARE ME ONE FUCKING BIT!
Nice meltdown, Emmett. You're obviously very scared.
So... not long now, and the feds will be picking you up.
Goodbye, Emmett. DDTS.
Just out of curiosity, have you considered the ramifications regarding
AUK if Emmett winds up in jail? I mean, what would become of this
group if there was suddenly no more Emmett?
Bill
We'd still have you and Fakey.
Damm! You beat me to it.
The early bird stomps on the worm.
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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