On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:38:29 -0700, Retardo Mazzablatti, did the cha-cha,
> On Jul 25, 6:23 pm, "Warren G. Harding" wrote:
>> David wrote:
>> > I've always compared the bible to the children's game of telephone.
>> > One kid whispers a story to another, That kid to another and so on
>> > and so forth. When the last kid tells the story it bears NO
>> > resemblance at all to the original story.
>> Without any facts or research, you can claim anything you like. Try
>> applying your comparison to the OT book of Isaiah.
> What are facts and research, when so much can be faked, and driven by
> Once credibility is ruined, "facts" must be reexamined, and given this age
> of corruption, who is an authority? Who is an authority once the authority
> becomes corrupt?
> And once I see (your) bias, I question (your) results.
> Shouldn't it be that way, to seek truth, to ask questions, then, rather
> than demanding proof from some obsequious, once reputable source?
> And a belief system built on lies will collapse, look at the efforts of
> the neocons, and their use of propaganda.
> I look upon the demand of proof, now, as a crutch, used by those who
> can't understand, or see, the greater trends. And that is only because of
> the degradation of former credible authority. A Harvard University
> researcher, say, driven by Microsoft's money, is compromised, same for the
> New York Times. It's no use pretending they have an intelligent, objective
> POV. (This is not you, this is personal, for me, now, "old authority" I
> once trusted I no longer do. So many irregularities and failures, present,
> I no longer see those sources as intelligent truth seekers, simply
> panderers, representative of the worst corporate mediocrity. I dont give
> them a listen anymore, from medical researchers funded by Merck, to the
> NYT's, pushed by the most stupid in the Pentagon, in the name of
> "information control, and war," or some such nonsense, predicated on the
> belief the hippies caused the loss in Vietnam, rather than the stupid
> military. And here, despite total control, they've still lost Iraq.
> Problem? Stupid military.)
> The ignorance is breathtaking. I see those trying to discuss the middle
> east completely ignorant of Russia's, role, say, I don't bother with
> them, anymore, so ignorant. So ignorant, they aren't aware of London's
> conflict with Moscow, and how it fits into the world energy scene, even
> actions in Iraq, or Afghanistan.
> A cursory look at the London papers widens the perspective, yet so many
> American "authorities" are so poorly read, they don't even know to seek,
> or connect, the information.
> And then they make decisions, and write, in complete ignorance, some
> Americans still feeling they control the world, with a flick of a wrist.
> How did the mediocre and stupid take control, anyway?
> And it shows, doesn't it?
> Ultimately, proof IS subjective, as is science, and the truth will always
> Here's hoping we're smart, and brave enough, to recognize it.
> Our future depends upon it.
<applause> By far, the most coherent, cogent, and intelligent post to
AUK, to the best of my recollection, since I first started reading the
group in 2005, which I have ever seen from you. A pleasure to read, and a
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