Discussion:
MARCH 2013 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-03-31 18:19:49 UTC
Permalink
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.

Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.

Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.

Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.

For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.

The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.

Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.

Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.

The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.

Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.

As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.

Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.

----------

Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

----------

Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[ ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Fred Hall
[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------

kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

----------

Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

----------

Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Paul Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-03-31 18:33:17 UTC
Permalink
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.

Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.

Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.

Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.

For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.

The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.

Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.

Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.

The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.

Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.

As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.

Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.

----------

Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

----------

Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[ ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Fred Hall
[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------

kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

----------

Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

----------

Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Paul Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================
David Ritz
2013-03-31 19:00:30 UTC
Permalink
On Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:33 -0000,
in article <kj9vhb$20g$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
----------
Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[-]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[-]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
========================================
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[-]= Golden Killfile Award
[ ]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
- --
David Ritz <***@mindspring.com>
Be kind to animals; kiss a shark.
WindsorFox<SS>
2013-03-31 19:35:03 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Sorry, you are not the VW. NEXT....
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2013-03-31 19:36:43 UTC
Permalink
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that
these awards are null and void
--
Usenet lits score:


GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
Sweetness Seal Of Approval #3
#20 Usenet asshole
#6 Lits Slut
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<Approved by Lionel>
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
Co-inventer of the "Prongtard Yap-Dog Award"
<working on one of them specheel AUK awards>
St. Lamey - Patron Saint Of Bridges, Underpasses and Caves
*First FAVW for the "holiday"*
Offishal owner of the fake FNVWs Kensi,Nads and his other socks.
Fully-automatic foot bullet award for them all.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.co.uk
< This space for rent >
Hawkeye-X
2013-04-01 01:03:45 UTC
Permalink
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[- ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[- ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

---------

Bit Rot
[+ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[+ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[+ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[+ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)
=
[+ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[+ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Brad Guth
[- ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

----------

Dick Stuckey
[+ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[- ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Fred Hall
[- ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
kensi
[+ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Meat Plow
[- ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

----------

Murphy
[+ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[+ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

----------

Nadegda
[+ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Paul Derbyshire
[+ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[+ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[+ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)t

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[- ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================
All hail Tetrarchy.
Lamey The Cabal Guy
2013-04-01 01:07:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Null and Void
--
Usenet lits score:


GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
Sweetness Seal Of Approval #3
#20 Usenet asshole
#6 Lits Slut
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<Approved by Lionel>
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
Co-inventer of the "Prongtard Yap-Dog Award"
<working on one of them specheel AUK awards>
St. Lamey - Patron Saint Of Bridges, Underpasses and Caves
*First FAVW for the "holiday"*
Offishal owner of the fake FNVWs Kensi,Nads and his other socks.
Fully-automatic foot bullet award for them all.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.co.uk
< This space for rent >
Hawkeye-X
2013-04-01 01:33:44 UTC
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On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:07:16 -0600, Lamey The Cabal Guy
Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Null and Void
Revoked, Pissbum. And you should start thinking about moving out of
state. I don't want a pissbum like yourself in my state!
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
2013-04-01 00:53:43 UTC
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Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
==================================================
All hail Tetrarchy.
Seems to me you might have wanted to wait ever so slightly longer before
re-alinging with the k00ks you love. The 24 hr extension on implementation
of the February 2013 awards sorta fucks it for ya.

Pretty sure I can just pardon Andrew J. Stephen from each of his awards. It
will be more fitting however, if I can find a reason in the rules to
disqualify all nominations made by you.

That, Or you can retract your vote to the tittiefakeCabal.

Your call. I'll go ahead and start researching, just in case.
--
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
fnvw @ databasix.com
accept no substitutes
Bit Rot
2013-04-01 01:08:14 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
==================================================
All hail Tetrarchy.
omg not again, Cockeye.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Seems to me you might have wanted to wait ever so slightly longer before
re-alinging with the k00ks you love. The 24 hr extension on implementation
of the February 2013 awards sorta fucks it for ya.
does a self-spank ever get better than our haykeye?
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Pretty sure I can just pardon Andrew J. Stephen from each of his awards. It
will be more fitting however, if I can find a reason in the rules to
disqualify all nominations made by you.
That, Or you can retract your vote to the tittiefakeCabal.
Your call. I'll go ahead and start researching, just in case.
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-04-01 04:13:13 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Convicted Molester Gary Lee Burnore (aka fake-Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler), in
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Lamey The Cabal Guy
On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:19:49 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
==================================================
All hail Tetrarchy.
Seems to me you might have wanted to wait ever so slightly longer before
re-alinging with the k00ks you love. The 24 hr extension on implementation
of the February 2013 awards sorta fucks it for ya.
Your kooky little drama queen scrambling to the safety of
your killfile will have no effect, stupid. It just removes
your ability to respond to me to defend yourself.

You'll have to morph, or sock up, to do so... proving you to
be a kook.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Pretty sure I can just pardon Andrew J. Stephen from each of his awards. It
will be more fitting however, if I can find a reason in the rules to
disqualify all nominations made by you.
Siding with a notorious ROKSO spammer and convicted felon,
noted.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
That, Or you can retract your vote to the tittiefakeCabal.
Your call. I'll go ahead and start researching, just in case.
Or he could just ignore the ever-repeating butthurt
bleatings from you, pleading with him to side with you.
Kook.

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kj9uo4$1mi$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckj9uo4%241mi%241%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136475513900
Anton Ray Eaks
2013-04-01 05:51:31 UTC
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[ ]= Unabomber Terrorist Award
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall, Bozo de Niro

[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall, Bozo de Niro

[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall, Bozo de Niro

[ ]= HERPES, S.T.D. "Blistered" Ass Award
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall, Bozo de Niro

[ ]= On-The-Down-Low-Rider Homo Home-Boy Eager Bottom Award
Bozo de Niro, Gary Burnore, Fred Hall


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kensi
2013-04-01 21:58:33 UTC
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On 31/03/2013 2:19 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
[snip]

Uh-oh. I have two nominations listed here that you seem to be missing,
unless there was something invalid about them:

Bit Rot
[ ]= Foam Duck Award; Nominated by Hawkeye-X
(<***@4ax.com>); Second by FNVW {1 of 4}
(<khm8j6$evr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>)

Brad Guth
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award; Nominated by
Nadegda (<kgredi$pm1$***@dont-email.me>); Second by Hawkeye-X
(<***@4ax.com>)

Surprisingly, one of them was seconded by *you* and then, apparently,
subsequently forgotten.
--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"A clue, a clue. My kingdom for a clue!!!!" ~Gweggles,
in an uncommon moment of self-awareness.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·
2013-04-01 22:06:01 UTC
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Post by kensi
On 31/03/2013 2:19 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
[snip]
Uh-oh. I have two nominations listed here that you seem to be missing,
Bit Rot
[ ]= Foam Duck Award; Nominated by Hawkeye-X
Brad Guth
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award; Nominated by
Surprisingly, one of them was seconded by *you* and then, apparently,
subsequently forgotten.
That's why the Tetrarchy puts the pretend FNVWs to shame. You're just
so thorough and meticulous. Your awards are taken seriously because
you take them seriously yourselves.

This is why Gary Burnore is such a joke. Only other losers take his
lackluster attempts seriously. You know, chronically stupid people
such as Rhonda and Pandora.
--
Sir Gregory
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-04-02 04:04:20 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by kensi
On 31/03/2013 2:19 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Uh-oh. I have two nominations listed here that you seem to be missing,
Bit Rot
[ ]= Foam Duck Award; Nominated by Hawkeye-X
[R]= Foam Duck Award; Nominated by Hawkeye-X
Post by kensi
Brad Guth
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award; Nominated by
I missed that second by Hawkeye-X. I'll repost the updated
ballot.
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kj9uo4$1mi$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Ckj9uo4%241mi%241%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136475513900
Anton Ray Eaks
2013-04-02 04:22:52 UTC
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FULL INSTRUCTIONS ON MAKING TERRORIST BOMBS PROVIDED BY GARY LEE
BURNORE ("Colonel Jake"..."Bozo de Niro")...POSTING FROM I.P.
ADDRESS: 75.25.119.243


"DO IT SNITCH"

INSTRUCTIONS ON MAKING BOMBS (Etc.)
PROVIDED BY GARY LEE BURNORE
A.K.A. "Colonel Jake", "Bozo de Niro" Etc.
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page666/index.html#question2
(Full List & information Below)


GARY LEE BURNORE
(now of Raleigh, NC)
(And Drums, PA 18222)

AKA "Fred Hall"
AKA "Fred Glorbleflorb"
AKA "bozo"
AKA "ozob"
AKA "bozo de niro"
AKA "de Niro (de-niro)
AKA "zo de beau bozo"
AKA "Colonel Jake"
AKA "someone else"
AKA "michael maccarty"
AKA "michael maccarty's maori wife-to-be"
AKA "Lucifer"
AKA "KBZO"
AKA "Norma Desmond" (posing as a woman)
AKA "Dances With Wolves"
AKA "Smiles a lot"
AKA "jack ruby"
AKA (countless other schizoid identities)

----------------------------------

001. Counterfeiting Money
002. Credit Card Fraud
003. Making Plastic Explosives
004. Picking Master Locks
005. The Arts of Lock picking I
006. The Arts of Lock picking II
007. Solidox Bombs
008. High Tech Revenge: The Beigebox
009. CO² Bombs
010. Thermite II Bombs
011. Touch Explosives
012. Letter Bombs
013. Paint Bombs
014. Ways to send a car to HELL
015. Do you hate school?
016. Phone related vandalism
017. Highway police radar jamming
018. Smoke Bombs
019. Mail Box Bombs
020. Hot-wiring cars
021. Napalm
022. Fertilizer Bomb
023. Tennis Ball Bomb
024. Diskette Bombs
025. Unlisted Phone Numbers
026. Fuses
027. How to make Potassium Nitrate
028. Exploding Lightbulbs
029. Under water igniters
030. Home-brew blast cannon
031. Chemical Equivalency List
032. Phone Taps
033. Landmines
034. A different Molitov Cocktail
035. Phone Systems Tutorial I
036. Phone Systems Tutorial II
037. Basic Alliance Teleconferencing
038. Aqua Box Plans
039. Hindenberg Bomb
040. How to Kill Someone
041. Phone Systems Tutorial III
042. Black Box Plans
043. The Blotto Box
044. Blowgun
045. Brown Box Plans
046. Calcium Carbide Bomb
047. More Ways to Send a Car to Hell
048. Ripping off Change Machines
049. Clear Box Plans
050. CNA Number Listing
051. Electronic Terrorism
052. Start a Conf. w/o 2600hz or MF
053. Dynamite
054. Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower
055. How to Break into BBs Express
056. Firebomb
057. Fuse Bomb
058. Generic Bomb
059. Green Box Plans
060. Portable Grenade Launcher
061. Basic Hacking Tutorial I
062. Basic Hacking Tutorial II
063. Hacking DEC's
064. Harmless Bombs
065. Breaking into Houses
066. Hypnotism
067. Remote Informer Issue #1
068. Jackpotting ATM Machines
069. Jug Bomb
070. Fun at K-Mart
071. Mace Substitute
072. How to Grow Marijuana
073. Match Head Bomb
074. Terrorizing McDonalds
075. "Mentor's" Last Words
076. The Myth of the 2600hz Detector
077. Blue Box Plans
078. Napalm II
079. Nitroglycerin Recipe
080. Operation: Fuckup
081. Stealing Calls from Payphones
082. Pool Fun
083. Free Postage
084. Unstable Explosives
085. Weird Drugs
086. The Art of Carding
087. Recognizing Credit Cards
088. How to Get a New Identity
089. Remote Informer Issue #2
090. Remote Informer Issue #3
091. Remote Informer Issue #4
092. Remote Informer Issue #5
093. Phreaker's Guide to Loop Lines
094. Ma-Bell Tutorial
095. Getting Money out of Pay Phones
096. Computer-based PBX
097. PC-Pursuit Port Statistics
098. Pearl Box Plans
099. The Phreak File
100. Red Box Plans
101. RemObS
102. Scarlet Box Plans
103. Silver Box Plans
104. Bell Trashing
105. Canadian WATS Phonebook
106. Hacking TRW
107. Hacking VAX & UNIX
108. Verification Circuits
109. White Box Plans
110. The BLAST Box
111. Dealing with the R&R Operator
112. Cellular Phone Phreaking
113. Cheesebox Plans
114. Start Your Own Conferences
115. Gold Box Plans
116. The History of ESS
117. The Lunch Box
118. Olive Box Plans
119. The Tron Box
120. More TRW Info
121. "Phreaker's Phunhouse"
122. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27
123. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27
124. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
125. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
126. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
127. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
128. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
129. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
130. Sodium Chlorate
131. Mercury Fulminate
132. Improvised Black Powder
133. Nitric Acid
134. Dust Bomb Instructions
135. Carbon-Tet Explosive
136. Making Picric Acid from Aspirin
137. Reclamation of RDX from C-4
138. Egg-based Gelled Flame Fuels
139. Clothespin Switch
140. Flexible Plate Switch
141. Low Signature System [Silencers]
142. Delay Igniter From Cigarette
143. Nicotine
144. Dried Seed Timer
145. Nail Grenade
146. Bell Glossary
147. Phone Dial Locks -- Beat'em
148. Exchange Scanning
149. A Short History of Phreaking
150. "Secrets of the Little Blue Box"
151. The History of British Phreaking
152. "Bad as Shit"
153. Telenet
154. Fucking with the Operator
155. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 1, Issue 1
156. International Country Codes List
157. Infinity Transmitter Plans
158. LSD
159. Bananas
160. Yummy Marihuana Recipes
161. Peanuts
162. Chemical Fire Bottle
163. Igniter from Book Matches
164. "Red or White Powder" Propellant
165. Pipe Hand Grenade
166. European Credit Card Fraud
167. Potassium Bomb
168. Your Legal Rights
169. Juvenile Offenders' Rights
170. Down The Road Missle
171. Fun With Shotgun Shells
172. Surveillance Equipment
173. Drip Timer
174. Stealing
175. Miscellaneous
176. Shaving cream bomb
177. Ripping off change machines II
178. Lockpicking the EASY way
179. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Prelude
180. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 1
181. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 2
182. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 3
183. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 4
184. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 5
185. Explosives and Propellants
186. Lockpicking III
187. Chemical Equivalent List II
188. Nitroglycerin II
189. Cellulose Nitrate
190. Starter Explosives
191. Flash Powder
192. Exploding Pens
193. Revised Pipe Bombs
194. * SAFETY * A MUST READ!
195. Ammonium TriIodide
196. Sulfuric Acid & Amm. Nitrate III
197. Black Powder III
198. Nitrocellulose
199. RDX
200. The Black Gate BBS
201. ANFOS
202. Picric Acid II
203. Bottled Explosives
204. Dry Ice
205. Fuses / Ignitors / Delays
206. Film Canister Bombs
207. Book Bombs
208. Phone Bombs
209. Special Ammunition
210. Rocketry
211. Pipe Cannon II
212. Smoke Bombs
213. Firecrackers
214. Suppliers II
215. Lab-Raid Checklist
216. Misc Anarchy
217. Combo Locks II
218. Misc Anarchy II
219. Thermite IV


POSTING FROM I.P. ADDRESS: 75.25.119.243
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IP address: 75.25.119.243
IP country code: US
IP address country: United States
IP address state: California
IP address city: San Jose
IP postcode: 95126
IP address latitude: 37.3239
IP address longitude: -121.9144
ISP of this IP: AT&T Internet Services
Organization: AT&T Internet Services
Host of this IP: 75-25-119-243.
lightspeed.sjcpca.sbcglobal.net
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FRED HALL (Gary Burnore) AND
DATABASIX.COM

Current Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC.
IP Address: 209.51.181.93 (ARIN & RIPE IP search)
Record Type: Domain Name
Server Type: Apache 2
WebSite Status: Active

AboutUs: DATABASIX.COM

Registrant:
Glorbleflorb, Fred

ATTN DATABASIX.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA 18222
US

Domain Name: DATABASIX.COM

Administrative Contact :
Glorbleflorb, Fred
***@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
ATTN DATABASIX.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA 18222
US
Phone: 570-708-8780

Technical Contact :
Glorbleflorb, Fred
***@networksolutionsprivateregistration.com
ATTN DATABASIX.COM
care of Network Solutions
PO Box 459
Drums, PA 18222
US
Phone: 570-708-8780

Record expires on 31-May-2014
Record created on 30-May-1995
Database last updated on 24-Dec-2011

Domain servers in listed order: Manage DNS

NS.PACKETDERM.COM
NS2.PACKETDERM.COM

"bozo" HAS EVEN STATED THAT HE DARES FOR
THE S.W.A.T. TEAMS TO BREAK-INTO HIS HOUSE.

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO REALIZE THAT "bozo"
IS WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT (internet troll)
BECAUSE HE DAILY MAKES DEATH THREATS,
(Countless Individuals /Full Headers Available)
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REPERCUSSIONS,
AND NOW DEATH THREATS AGAINST OUR PRESIDENT!

"bozo":
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA CONVICTED PEDOPHILE
CHILD RAPIST, ON THE RUN AND PRESENTLY
IN VIOLATION OF NOT REGISTERING
AS A SEX OFFENDER:

GARY LEE BURNORE:
Operator of anonymous harassment
internet usenet (internet) posting services:

DATABASIX.COM
http://fnvw.databasix.com

BLACKHELICOPTERNEWS.COM
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/


Gary Burnore's confession to Police was about
kissing the kid but later he came up
with a story that he woke up with the
teen riding on top of his vienna sausage.

Suspect Burnore also said he does not know why
he started to kiss and rape (Rachel) her.
Suspect Burnore could not believe what he did
and was very remorseful of what happened.
Rachel's mother Nancy.

Gary Lee Burnore DOB 10/13/1957 mugshot 1997

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GLB Probation Officer Report (3 pages) Oct 1997

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"Appearing before the Court for Violation of Probation
is 40-year-old Gary Burnore. The defendant was
convicted of violation of Sec. 647.6(a) PC (Annoying/
Molesting a Child Under the Age of 18). He is allegedly
in violation for failure to register, failure to make
payments, failure to participate in counseling, and
leaving the state of California without permission.
The defendant takes little responsibility for the
occurring offense, minimizing the part he played,
blaming others, and justifying his behavior as being
appropriate. Likewise, the defendant appears to
view himself as the victim, vocalizing his distress
that he has done everything 'right' and that the
Probation Department is preventing him from moving.
It is his belief that the probation officer is
'harassing' him.

Although the defendant verbalizes his compliance
with the terms and conditions of probation, it
seems clear that his actions speak louder than
his words, especially in the light of his recent
absconding from Santa Clara County. In secret,
the defendant moved to another state, fully
realizing he could not move from California
until Interstate Compact had finished their
investigation and the new state accepted his
case. The defendant's behavior can only be
characterized as manipulative and self-serving.
It appears the defendant does not believe he
needs to follow the rules, but rather that he
is a victim of the system and can, therefore,
do as he pleases.

The defendant's attitude, failure to comply,
and the point that he takes only minimal
responsibility for the occurring offense,
suggests that risk for potential victims
may be high."

J. Puccinelli, Probation Officer, Unit IV
Municipal Court of the State of California,
Santa Clara County, People of the State
of California v. Gary Burnore
Probation Office No. DMU044
Court No. C9618225 DA No. 961131078
Santa Clara Police Department Case No. 9615185

Gary Lee's Official ONLINE NC Department Of Corrections web page

http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Interstate Compact State: CALIFORNIA
INITIAL 00000000 ASSAULT ON FEMALE (PRINCIPAL) 01/01/1996 UNKN. NON
CLASS CODE

SEVEN PAGE POLICE NARRATIVE

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Police Narrative Pages 1-7
http://bayimg.com/haNigAaBd
http://bayimg.com/hanIIaaBd
http://bayimg.com/HaNIlAabd
http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Mug shot with numbers
http://bayimg.com/PaNccaAbd

(Where Gary apparently LIVES)
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1020&bih=602&q=4469+Still+Pines+Drive,+Raleigh,+NC+27613-3334

http://cbk3.google.com/cbk?output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv&thumb=2&thumbfov=66&ll=35.865647,-78.710116&cbll=35.865692,-78.709956

(Apparently they RENT this out)
Belinda West 137 Meadowbrook Ln Davidson, NC 28036-8059
Parcel ID#: 00705124 GIS ID#: 00705124
GARY LEE BURNORE AND BELINDA W BURNORE
137 MEADOWBROOK LN DAVIDSON, NC 28036
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ANOTHER GARY LEE BURNORE AKA:

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ =

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
HERE HE ADMITS TO PSYCHO SCHIZOID "MADNESS"
OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES:

"2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents"
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
" http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/ "


<> : ==================================
<> : Who is "Colonel Jake"?
<> : According to Whois registry at
<> : http://whois.domaintools.com/coloneljake.com
<> : aka Joey Jimenez married to Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Registers domains under wife's name, Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Also known to assume and spoof daughter's identity.
<> : Compulsively stalks, spams and crossposts OT into random
<> : newsgroups. Compulsively displays behavior-disorder as
<> : malignant attention seeker. Compulsively formats text
<> : with annoying screeds, rants & punctuation. Compulsively
<> : exhibits signs of Tourretes.
<> :
<> : Joey Jimenez
<> : 12711 86th Avenue East
<> : Puyallup, WA 98373
<> : Phone: 253-435-0456
<> : When recently exposed, changed phone number to accept
<> : caller-ID only.
<> : ==================================


Lived At: Eagle Point, OR (Oregon)
Medford, OR (Oregon)
Puyallup, WA (Washington)

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

KNOWN REGISTERED ALIASES:

1. Jose A Jimenez
2. Sanchez Jose Jimenez
3. Jose Jimenez Sanchez
4. Jose A Jimenez Sanchez
5. Joseph Raymond Jimenez

Five (5) different registered aliases for
one sole purpose:

* CRIMINAL FRAUD *

ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS UN-DETERMINED
of other Jimenez Beaner spic spawn living at
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

1. Constance A Jimenez
2. Elizabeth E Jimenez
3. Joseph Luis Jimenez
4. Kellie M Jimenez
5. Richard Maldonado Jimenez

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ:
Insane Gray-Long-Haired Charlie Manson Look:

http://www.coloneljake.com/image/GB5.jpg
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/
* UGLY AS SATAN
* Dirty Knees
* Movie: For The Greater Glory-Hole

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
Is the person who has been harassing Jews and Jay
Smilkstein of New York for years, posing as him at:

Bozo_de_Niro @ 37.com

INTERNET TERRORIST AGAINST JEWS!
Which coincides with the F.B.I. and the Southern Poverty
Law Center which fosters and runs Neo-Nazi organizations

HOT-BLOODED INSANE PSYCHO BEANER SPIC RAGE
The evil beaner is quite upset that his evil terrorist
activities (U.S. Army Internet Troll) have been uncovered.
U.S. Military Armies Of Paid Troll Spooks:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/pentagon-armies-of-paid-trolls.html

Joseph Raymond Jimenez is just another manifestation
of insane evil beaner azteca la raza terrorist
activities across the internet.

Joey Jimenez's own web-sites, harassingly created against
Jay Smilkstein are replete with every form of sexual
depravity along with luciferian satanic dark imagery.

The U.S. Military, of which Joseph Jimenez claims to originate,
is like most beaner spic latino recruits, who cannot find
any other job - so they join the military.
Also confirming that the U.S. Military is
now wholly involved in satanism, luciferianism.
No other military force in the world is so immersed and
given over to clear satanism


MORE SATANIC BEANERS IN THE U.S. MILITARY:

U.S. Army's COLONEL Michael Aquino, the leader of the
Temple Of Set, a direct off-shoot of the Church of Satan,
is totally involved in sub-sonic warfare -- namely the
latest warfare instruments being tested upon the
un-suspecting victim American population:

Horn Sounding \ Low Rumbling Frequencies

Not funny, that Joey Jimenez ("Colonel Jake"), pure
satanic lies and deception is a quoted fan of
---> Drum And Bugle (Horns) Corps.

Low Frequency 'Horns' \ U.S. Military \ Satanism

Drum and Bugle Corps = Fags & Queers


AND MORE CRUCIAL WEBSITES WITH AUDIO FILES AND PICTURES, ETC.,
OF THE MILITARY SUB-SONIC WARFARE GOING ON:

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/235631-Canada-Mysterious-Hum-Baffles-Experts-and-Annoys-Ranchlands-Residents
http://getreadyportland.com/newswire/mysterious-chorus-of-trumpets-heard-in-tennessee/
http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2011/08/21/mysterious-apocalyptic-sounds-are-being-heard-around-the-world/
http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1939&category=Environment


'The Children of Light', that remnant within the U.S. Military
will assuredly cast aside the luciferian satanic intrusion
and take-over.

The satanic beaner spic recruits are stinky mexicans of which
that same gene pool is where Joseph Raymond Jimenez is from.

Ever hear about under-ground bases in the South
West, where beaners reside? Yes, because Satan and the United
States military are involved with fallen angels (UFOs)

Satan, Lucifer, Fallen Angels And The U.S. Military.


Joey Jimenez ("Norma Desmond") the evil spic satanist,
like so many luciferian beaners (Day Of The Dead 365),
are suffering now under a re-enlivened:

OPERATION WETBACK

HERE IS YET ANOTHER DEVIL SPIC:

KFJC 89.7 FM - Jose' Scott
(Satanic Beaner From Hell)

http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html


AZTEC CONGENITAL GENETIC CODE OF CANNIBALS

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm

But the overwhelming majority of the sacrificed captives apparently
were consumed. A principal -- and sometimes only -- objective of
Aztec war expeditions was to capture prisoners for sacrifice.
While some might be sacrificed and eaten on the field of battle,
most were taken to home communities or to the capital, where they
were kept in wooden cages to be fattened until sacrificed by the
priests at the temple-pyramids. Most of the sacrifices involved
tearing out the heart, offering it to the sun and, with some blood,
also to the idols. The corpse was then tumbled down the steps of
the pyramid and carried off to be butchered. The head went on the
local skull rack, displayed in central plazas alongside the
temple-pyramids. At least three of the limbs were the property of
the captor if he had seized the prisoner without assistance in
battle. Later, at a feast given at the captor's quarters, the
central dish was a stew of tomatoes, peppers, and the limbs of
his victim. The remaining torso, in Tenochtitlán at least,
went to the royal zoo where it was used to feed carnivorous
mammals, birds, and snakes.

Recent archeological research leads support to conquistadores' and
informants' vivid and detailed accounts of Aztec cannibalism. Mexican
archeologists excavating at an Aztec sacrificial site in the
Tlatelolco section of Mexico City between 1960 and 1969 uncovered
headless human rib cages completely lacking the limb bones.
Associated with these remains were some razor-like obsidian
blades, which the archeologists believe were used in the butchering.
Nearby they also discovered piles of human skulls, which apparently
had been broken open to obtain the brains, possibly a choice
delicacy reserved for the priesthood, and to mount the skulls on a
ceremonial rack.

Recently, Borah, possibly the leading authority on the demography of
Mexico at the time of the conquest, has also revised the estimated
number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the fifteenth
century to 250,000 per year


BEANER SPICS ARE MURDEROUS CANNIBALS


"I have a black, a woman, two Jews
and a cripple. And we have talent."

-- James Watt
Secretary Dept. Of Interior


"don't forget the beaner spic"

-- "Enoch"
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-04-02 04:04:20 UTC
Permalink
{UPDATED BALLOT: One nomination missing from original ballot
for Brad Guth's VVFWS}

The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.

Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.

Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.

Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.

For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.

The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.

Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.

Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.

The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.

Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.

As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.

Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.

----------

Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(kgredi$pm1$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[ ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Fred Hall
[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------

kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

----------

Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

----------

Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Paul Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================
Hawkeye-X
2013-04-02 04:21:18 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 2 Apr 2013 04:04:20 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler {One Of Four} <***@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
----------

Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

Bit Rot
[+ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[+ ]= Busted Urinal Award
[+ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[+ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

---------

Brad Guth
[- ]= Unabomber Surprise
duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

[- ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(kgredi$pm1$***@dont-email.me)

---------

Emmett Gulley
[- ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)
That guy couldn't lick his own ass to get a penny from a miser.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Fred Hall
[+ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

kensi
[+ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------


Polish Knight
[- ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[+ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[- ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[+ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[- ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

einrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[- ]= Busted Urinal Award
----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================
All Hail Tetrarchy.
[Tor] Eastern Motorboat
2013-04-13 02:50:18 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 2 Apr 2013 04:04:20 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
{UPDATED BALLOT: One nomination missing from original ballot
for Brad Guth's VVFWS}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
You gotta be kidding me.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
He ran away again. That net him anything extra? A cowardice award mayhap?
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
I can't wait to see his eruption after this conversation happens soon:

Murphy> Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the meltiest kook of all?
Mirror> My kook, Bit Rot is the meltiest kook of all.

and Murphy becomes insanely jealous. I'm guessing poisoned apples and a
huntsman with a Bowie knife will be just the beginning. <grin>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
She can't quit blathering on about Novins!

Then again if someone had cost me money into the give figures, I might
never have quit steaming about it either. <eg>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
========================================
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
All hail the four FNVWs!
[Tor] Andrew Wilson
2013-04-13 08:10:09 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 2 Apr 2013 04:04:20 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[-]= Bobo Award
No death or arrest to my knowledge, though he's definitely on a buildup to
detonation.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
Even >>>I<<< know his kooky bit of numerology ain't proper mathematics.

<cackle>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
Now that we know it's Checkmate, we know why they're empty. Knoxy took 'em
in the dee-vorce.

<cackle>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Emmett Gulley
Oh, what the hell.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
The filthy Tongue finally has his arrest record acknowledged, AUK-style.

<cackle>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
<cackle>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
Something about her just gets them foaming especially vigorously. Or
drooling, in the case of Sir Gregory Fail, Esq.

<cackle>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
Even his fellow illucid kook Bit Rot has acknowledged that Murphy has lost
his war with Derbyshire.

This award seems especially appropriate when you consider that the other
side didn't fire a single shot, and Murphy STILL managed to lose! That's
GOTTA take some doing! Even for a kook as wacky as Murphy.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
Speaking of wacky kooks...
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
Invisible Hammer of Thor, even. See above.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
This guy could go into business as a reseller of Codys, 8-Tracks, and
Technicolor Yawns. He's picked up many of each. Also Creepy Candy Coatings
-- I've NO idea how he managed to dodge getting nominated for another one
for March, given HIS conduct.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
========================================
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[-]= Golden Killfile Award
One's absent and the other's "vote-counting" fiascos are astonishingly
amusing. There's entertainment value in Burnore yet!
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
Now THOSE are some excellent golden killfile candidates. Too bad I think
they already WON that lifetime achievement award, for fuck's sake.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
Bubble and froth, kooks! You're gonna be FAMOUS!

<cackle>
Nadegda
2013-04-19 03:57:42 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 02 Apr 2013 04:04:20 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{UPDATED BALLOT: One nomination missing from original ballot for Brad
Guth's VVFWS}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the entire month,
with the results being announced on or about 30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting Ballot to
your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can prove
his socks contributed the most to the voting process will receive a
special commendation by decree of the FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered Official
Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall be dealt with as
the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I shall
endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each person
up for an award, then what awards they're up for. This makes it easier
to vote only for those kooks you've been following. Multiple kooks can
win the same award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a '+' in
that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box represents a
vote in the negative. Leaving the box blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not
eligible to be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing these
has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out, and the
responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage girl and thrown to
Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being forced to simultaneously correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting Ballot. The
nominating MID has been included, so one can research what a kook has
done to be nominated.
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[-]= Bobo Award
He really kooked out, but not to Bobo-worthy levels, IMO.
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer of Pete John
Abstain.
----------
Paul Derbyshire
Foam about it, kooks. You know you want to.

<snicker>
----------
Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer of Richard
----------
==================================================
Hrm, voter turnout seems lower than usual this month. Maybe cause the
weather's getting nicer in the northern half of the country? And where
the hell is kensi's ballot?
kensi
2013-04-22 18:35:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
On Tue, 02 Apr 2013 04:04:20 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
Tx.
Post by Nadegda
Hrm, voter turnout seems lower than usual this month. Maybe cause the
weather's getting nicer in the northern half of the country? And where
the hell is kensi's ballot?
Oops, forgot. I've posted it now. :)

Things are hectic around here. Would you believe there's still some
Sandy cleanup going on? And winter-term exams and their aftermath. And
observations. And stuff I won't publicize.
--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate
Sarah Connor
2013-04-21 16:06:48 UTC
Permalink
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial
Purple Heart (***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

Spammer deserves it.

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

Dunno this one.

----------

Bit Rot
[-]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

Not kooked out badly enough for that.

Yet.

[+]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[+]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(kgredi$pm1$***@dont-email.me)

He's been kooking out in the science groups for as long as I can
remember! Maybe one of history's most persistent kooks.

----------

Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

Dunno this one.

----------

Emmett Gulley
[-]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

w0t!?

No.

----------

Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

hitler stalin derbyshire ...

LOL What a meltdown.

----------

Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

Kook must have Timex tattooed across his forehead, because he takes a
licking and keeps on ticking. The more humiliated he is by being caught
in serious errors in his wanna-be "vote wrangling" the more screed he
posts. And the more errors he makes the next time.

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

Why'd it take THIS long for The Tongue to get his arrest officially
documented in AUK's own record?

[+]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[+]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[+]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

Aren't those last two basically the same thing? Based on the
descriptions, that is.

[+]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------

kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

She's posting less lately, but when she does it still means the kooks
gurgle and cover their sensitive parts in fear. Or start drooling, in
some cases.

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

Er, what? And who?

----------

Murphy
[+]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

This is that morphing twit that has a unique and kooky form of
dysgraphia, usually found polluting groups about news software and
servers to rant about the evils of Thunderbird and other "browser-based"
news clients, right?

----------

Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer of Pete John
Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

... Just don't see this one.

----------

PauƖ Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

A merit award for a figment of kook imaginations? Er, I'll pass.

----------

Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

Dunno this one.

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

Another damn spammer.

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart (kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

Thank heavens slrn spares me the "joys" of seeing HTML posts. Some of the
<bgcolor= fgcolor=> combinations I've seen are terrible just to try to
imagine.

[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[+]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[+]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

Kook.

----------

======================================== GROUP NOMINEES:

----------

Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[+]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

Whenever I check the group without slrn's killfile (say, going to it in
google to search archives), I see that this bunch are still pouring
oceans of screed into it.

Now if we could only get them to not crosspost outside of auk.

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer of Richard
Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)
Gary Burnore
2013-04-21 16:13:59 UTC
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Sarah Connor <***@gmail.invalid> wrote:
Voting with the k00ks. Figures.
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
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2013-04-21 17:39:29 UTC
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(LINK) FULL INSTRUCTIONS ON MAKING TERRORIST BOMBS PROVIDED BY GARY
LEE BURNORE ("Colonel Jake", "Bozo de Niro") - POSTING FROM I.P.
ADDRESS: 75.25.119.243


"DO IT SNITCH"

INSTRUCTIONS ON MAKING BOMBS (Etc.)
PROVIDED BY GARY LEE BURNORE
A.K.A. "Colonel Jake", "Bozo de Niro" Etc.
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page666/index.html#question2
(Full List & information Below)


GARY LEE BURNORE
(now of Raleigh, NC)
(And Drums, PA 18222)

AKA "Fred Hall"
AKA "Fred Glorbleflorb"
AKA "bozo"
AKA "ozob"
AKA "bozo de niro"
AKA "de Niro (de-niro)
AKA "zo de beau bozo"
AKA "Colonel Jake"
AKA "someone else"
AKA "michael maccarty"
AKA "michael maccarty's maori wife-to-be"
AKA "Lucifer"
AKA "KBZO"
AKA "Norma Desmond" (posing as a woman)
AKA "Dances With Wolves"
AKA "Smiles a lot"
AKA "jack ruby"
AKA (countless other schizoid identities)

----------------------------------

001. Counterfeiting Money
002. Credit Card Fraud
003. Making Plastic Explosives
004. Picking Master Locks
005. The Arts of Lock picking I
006. The Arts of Lock picking II
007. Solidox Bombs
008. High Tech Revenge: The Beigebox
009. CO² Bombs
010. Thermite II Bombs
011. Touch Explosives
012. Letter Bombs
013. Paint Bombs
014. Ways to send a car to HELL
015. Do you hate school?
016. Phone related vandalism
017. Highway police radar jamming
018. Smoke Bombs
019. Mail Box Bombs
020. Hot-wiring cars
021. Napalm
022. Fertilizer Bomb
023. Tennis Ball Bomb
024. Diskette Bombs
025. Unlisted Phone Numbers
026. Fuses
027. How to make Potassium Nitrate
028. Exploding Lightbulbs
029. Under water igniters
030. Home-brew blast cannon
031. Chemical Equivalency List
032. Phone Taps
033. Landmines
034. A different Molitov Cocktail
035. Phone Systems Tutorial I
036. Phone Systems Tutorial II
037. Basic Alliance Teleconferencing
038. Aqua Box Plans
039. Hindenberg Bomb
040. How to Kill Someone
041. Phone Systems Tutorial III
042. Black Box Plans
043. The Blotto Box
044. Blowgun
045. Brown Box Plans
046. Calcium Carbide Bomb
047. More Ways to Send a Car to Hell
048. Ripping off Change Machines
049. Clear Box Plans
050. CNA Number Listing
051. Electronic Terrorism
052. Start a Conf. w/o 2600hz or MF
053. Dynamite
054. Auto Exhaust Flame Thrower
055. How to Break into BBs Express
056. Firebomb
057. Fuse Bomb
058. Generic Bomb
059. Green Box Plans
060. Portable Grenade Launcher
061. Basic Hacking Tutorial I
062. Basic Hacking Tutorial II
063. Hacking DEC's
064. Harmless Bombs
065. Breaking into Houses
066. Hypnotism
067. Remote Informer Issue #1
068. Jackpotting ATM Machines
069. Jug Bomb
070. Fun at K-Mart
071. Mace Substitute
072. How to Grow Marijuana
073. Match Head Bomb
074. Terrorizing McDonalds
075. "Mentor's" Last Words
076. The Myth of the 2600hz Detector
077. Blue Box Plans
078. Napalm II
079. Nitroglycerin Recipe
080. Operation: Fuckup
081. Stealing Calls from Payphones
082. Pool Fun
083. Free Postage
084. Unstable Explosives
085. Weird Drugs
086. The Art of Carding
087. Recognizing Credit Cards
088. How to Get a New Identity
089. Remote Informer Issue #2
090. Remote Informer Issue #3
091. Remote Informer Issue #4
092. Remote Informer Issue #5
093. Phreaker's Guide to Loop Lines
094. Ma-Bell Tutorial
095. Getting Money out of Pay Phones
096. Computer-based PBX
097. PC-Pursuit Port Statistics
098. Pearl Box Plans
099. The Phreak File
100. Red Box Plans
101. RemObS
102. Scarlet Box Plans
103. Silver Box Plans
104. Bell Trashing
105. Canadian WATS Phonebook
106. Hacking TRW
107. Hacking VAX & UNIX
108. Verification Circuits
109. White Box Plans
110. The BLAST Box
111. Dealing with the R&R Operator
112. Cellular Phone Phreaking
113. Cheesebox Plans
114. Start Your Own Conferences
115. Gold Box Plans
116. The History of ESS
117. The Lunch Box
118. Olive Box Plans
119. The Tron Box
120. More TRW Info
121. "Phreaker's Phunhouse"
122. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27
123. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 27
124. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
125. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
126. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 28
127. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
128. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
129. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 3, Issue 30
130. Sodium Chlorate
131. Mercury Fulminate
132. Improvised Black Powder
133. Nitric Acid
134. Dust Bomb Instructions
135. Carbon-Tet Explosive
136. Making Picric Acid from Aspirin
137. Reclamation of RDX from C-4
138. Egg-based Gelled Flame Fuels
139. Clothespin Switch
140. Flexible Plate Switch
141. Low Signature System [Silencers]
142. Delay Igniter From Cigarette
143. Nicotine
144. Dried Seed Timer
145. Nail Grenade
146. Bell Glossary
147. Phone Dial Locks -- Beat'em
148. Exchange Scanning
149. A Short History of Phreaking
150. "Secrets of the Little Blue Box"
151. The History of British Phreaking
152. "Bad as Shit"
153. Telenet
154. Fucking with the Operator
155. Phrack Magazine-Vol. 1, Issue 1
156. International Country Codes List
157. Infinity Transmitter Plans
158. LSD
159. Bananas
160. Yummy Marihuana Recipes
161. Peanuts
162. Chemical Fire Bottle
163. Igniter from Book Matches
164. "Red or White Powder" Propellant
165. Pipe Hand Grenade
166. European Credit Card Fraud
167. Potassium Bomb
168. Your Legal Rights
169. Juvenile Offenders' Rights
170. Down The Road Missle
171. Fun With Shotgun Shells
172. Surveillance Equipment
173. Drip Timer
174. Stealing
175. Miscellaneous
176. Shaving cream bomb
177. Ripping off change machines II
178. Lockpicking the EASY way
179. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Prelude
180. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 1
181. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 2
182. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 3
183. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 4
184. Anarchy 'N' Explosives Vol. 5
185. Explosives and Propellants
186. Lockpicking III
187. Chemical Equivalent List II
188. Nitroglycerin II
189. Cellulose Nitrate
190. Starter Explosives
191. Flash Powder
192. Exploding Pens
193. Revised Pipe Bombs
194. * SAFETY * A MUST READ!
195. Ammonium TriIodide
196. Sulfuric Acid & Amm. Nitrate III
197. Black Powder III
198. Nitrocellulose
199. RDX
200. The Black Gate BBS
201. ANFOS
202. Picric Acid II
203. Bottled Explosives
204. Dry Ice
205. Fuses / Ignitors / Delays
206. Film Canister Bombs
207. Book Bombs
208. Phone Bombs
209. Special Ammunition
210. Rocketry
211. Pipe Cannon II
212. Smoke Bombs
213. Firecrackers
214. Suppliers II
215. Lab-Raid Checklist
216. Misc Anarchy
217. Combo Locks II
218. Misc Anarchy II
219. Thermite IV


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DATABASIX.COM

Current Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC.
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ATTN DATABASIX.COM
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Administrative Contact :
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Domain servers in listed order: Manage DNS

NS.PACKETDERM.COM
NS2.PACKETDERM.COM

"bozo" HAS EVEN STATED THAT HE DARES FOR
THE S.W.A.T. TEAMS TO BREAK-INTO HIS HOUSE.

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO REALIZE THAT "bozo"
IS WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT (internet troll)
BECAUSE HE DAILY MAKES DEATH THREATS,
(Countless Individuals /Full Headers Available)
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REPERCUSSIONS,
AND NOW DEATH THREATS AGAINST OUR PRESIDENT!

"bozo":
SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA CONVICTED PEDOPHILE
CHILD RAPIST, ON THE RUN AND PRESENTLY
IN VIOLATION OF NOT REGISTERING
AS A SEX OFFENDER:

GARY LEE BURNORE:
Operator of anonymous harassment
internet usenet (internet) posting services:

DATABASIX.COM
http://fnvw.databasix.com

BLACKHELICOPTERNEWS.COM
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/


Gary Burnore's confession to Police was about
kissing the kid but later he came up
with a story that he woke up with the
teen riding on top of his vienna sausage.

Suspect Burnore also said he does not know why
he started to kiss and rape (Rachel) her.
Suspect Burnore could not believe what he did
and was very remorseful of what happened.
Rachel's mother Nancy.

Gary Lee Burnore DOB 10/13/1957 mugshot 1997

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/defectgb.jpg

GLB Probation Officer Report (3 pages) Oct 1997

http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Page1.JPG
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Page2.JPG
http://www.uffnet.com/mirrors/archives.mfn.org/images/batch_2/Doc1_Page3.JPG

"Appearing before the Court for Violation of Probation
is 40-year-old Gary Burnore. The defendant was
convicted of violation of Sec. 647.6(a) PC (Annoying/
Molesting a Child Under the Age of 18). He is allegedly
in violation for failure to register, failure to make
payments, failure to participate in counseling, and
leaving the state of California without permission.
The defendant takes little responsibility for the
occurring offense, minimizing the part he played,
blaming others, and justifying his behavior as being
appropriate. Likewise, the defendant appears to
view himself as the victim, vocalizing his distress
that he has done everything 'right' and that the
Probation Department is preventing him from moving.
It is his belief that the probation officer is
'harassing' him.

Although the defendant verbalizes his compliance
with the terms and conditions of probation, it
seems clear that his actions speak louder than
his words, especially in the light of his recent
absconding from Santa Clara County. In secret,
the defendant moved to another state, fully
realizing he could not move from California
until Interstate Compact had finished their
investigation and the new state accepted his
case. The defendant's behavior can only be
characterized as manipulative and self-serving.
It appears the defendant does not believe he
needs to follow the rules, but rather that he
is a victim of the system and can, therefore,
do as he pleases.

The defendant's attitude, failure to comply,
and the point that he takes only minimal
responsibility for the occurring offense,
suggests that risk for potential victims
may be high."

J. Puccinelli, Probation Officer, Unit IV
Municipal Court of the State of California,
Santa Clara County, People of the State
of California v. Gary Burnore
Probation Office No. DMU044
Court No. C9618225 DA No. 961131078
Santa Clara Police Department Case No. 9615185

Gary Lee's Official ONLINE NC Department Of Corrections web page

http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Interstate Compact State: CALIFORNIA
INITIAL 00000000 ASSAULT ON FEMALE (PRINCIPAL) 01/01/1996 UNKN. NON
CLASS CODE

SEVEN PAGE POLICE NARRATIVE

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Police Narrative Pages 1-7
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http://bayimg.com/hAnimaaBD
http://bayimg.com/IANIaaAbD
http://bayimg.com/iaNicaabd
http://bayimg.com/iAnidaabd

Gary Mug shot with numbers
http://bayimg.com/PaNccaAbd

(Where Gary apparently LIVES)
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1020&bih=602&q=4469+Still+Pines+Drive,+Raleigh,+NC+27613-3334

http://cbk3.google.com/cbk?output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv&thumb=2&thumbfov=66&ll=35.865647,-78.710116&cbll=35.865692,-78.709956

(Apparently they RENT this out)
Belinda West 137 Meadowbrook Ln Davidson, NC 28036-8059
Parcel ID#: 00705124 GIS ID#: 00705124
GARY LEE BURNORE AND BELINDA W BURNORE
137 MEADOWBROOK LN DAVIDSON, NC 28036
http://meckcama.co.mecklenburg.nc.us/mvideo/20050208/D8083943.jpg

ANOTHER GARY LEE BURNORE AKA:

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ =

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
HERE HE ADMITS TO PSYCHO SCHIZOID "MADNESS"
OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES:

"2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents"
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
" http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/ "


<> : ==================================
<> : Who is "Colonel Jake"?
<> : According to Whois registry at
<> : http://whois.domaintools.com/coloneljake.com
<> : aka Joey Jimenez married to Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Registers domains under wife's name, Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Also known to assume and spoof daughter's identity.
<> : Compulsively stalks, spams and crossposts OT into random
<> : newsgroups. Compulsively displays behavior-disorder as
<> : malignant attention seeker. Compulsively formats text
<> : with annoying screeds, rants & punctuation. Compulsively
<> : exhibits signs of Tourretes.
<> :
<> : Joey Jimenez
<> : 12711 86th Avenue East
<> : Puyallup, WA 98373
<> : Phone: 253-435-0456
<> : When recently exposed, changed phone number to accept
<> : caller-ID only.
<> : ==================================


Lived At: Eagle Point, OR (Oregon)
Medford, OR (Oregon)
Puyallup, WA (Washington)

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

KNOWN REGISTERED ALIASES:

1. Jose A Jimenez
2. Sanchez Jose Jimenez
3. Jose Jimenez Sanchez
4. Jose A Jimenez Sanchez
5. Joseph Raymond Jimenez

Five (5) different registered aliases for
one sole purpose:

* CRIMINAL FRAUD *

ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS UN-DETERMINED
of other Jimenez Beaner spic spawn living at
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

1. Constance A Jimenez
2. Elizabeth E Jimenez
3. Joseph Luis Jimenez
4. Kellie M Jimenez
5. Richard Maldonado Jimenez

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ:
Insane Gray-Long-Haired Charlie Manson Look:

http://www.coloneljake.com/image/GB5.jpg
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/
* UGLY AS SATAN
* Dirty Knees
* Movie: For The Greater Glory-Hole

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
Is the person who has been harassing Jews and Jay
Smilkstein of New York for years, posing as him at:

Bozo_de_Niro @ 37.com

INTERNET TERRORIST AGAINST JEWS!
Which coincides with the F.B.I. and the Southern Poverty
Law Center which fosters and runs Neo-Nazi organizations

HOT-BLOODED INSANE PSYCHO BEANER SPIC RAGE
The evil beaner is quite upset that his evil terrorist
activities (U.S. Army Internet Troll) have been uncovered.
U.S. Military Armies Of Paid Troll Spooks:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/pentagon-armies-of-paid-trolls.html

Joseph Raymond Jimenez is just another manifestation
of insane evil beaner azteca la raza terrorist
activities across the internet.

Joey Jimenez's own web-sites, harassingly created against
Jay Smilkstein are replete with every form of sexual
depravity along with luciferian satanic dark imagery.

The U.S. Military, of which Joseph Jimenez claims to originate,
is like most beaner spic latino recruits, who cannot find
any other job - so they join the military.
Also confirming that the U.S. Military is
now wholly involved in satanism, luciferianism.
No other military force in the world is so immersed and
given over to clear satanism


MORE SATANIC BEANERS IN THE U.S. MILITARY:

U.S. Army's COLONEL Michael Aquino, the leader of the
Temple Of Set, a direct off-shoot of the Church of Satan,
is totally involved in sub-sonic warfare -- namely the
latest warfare instruments being tested upon the
un-suspecting victim American population:

Horn Sounding \ Low Rumbling Frequencies

Not funny, that Joey Jimenez ("Colonel Jake"), pure
satanic lies and deception is a quoted fan of
---> Drum And Bugle (Horns) Corps.

Low Frequency 'Horns' \ U.S. Military \ Satanism

Drum and Bugle Corps = Fags & Queers


AND MORE CRUCIAL WEBSITES WITH AUDIO FILES AND PICTURES, ETC.,
OF THE MILITARY SUB-SONIC WARFARE GOING ON:

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/235631-Canada-Mysterious-Hum-Baffles-Experts-and-Annoys-Ranchlands-Residents
http://getreadyportland.com/newswire/mysterious-chorus-of-trumpets-heard-in-tennessee/
http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2011/08/21/mysterious-apocalyptic-sounds-are-being-heard-around-the-world/
http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1939&category=Environment


'The Children of Light', that remnant within the U.S. Military
will assuredly cast aside the luciferian satanic intrusion
and take-over.

The satanic beaner spic recruits are stinky mexicans of which
that same gene pool is where Joseph Raymond Jimenez is from.

Ever hear about under-ground bases in the South
West, where beaners reside? Yes, because Satan and the United
States military are involved with fallen angels (UFOs)

Satan, Lucifer, Fallen Angels And The U.S. Military.


Joey Jimenez ("Norma Desmond") the evil spic satanist,
like so many luciferian beaners (Day Of The Dead 365),
are suffering now under a re-enlivened:

OPERATION WETBACK

HERE IS YET ANOTHER DEVIL SPIC:

KFJC 89.7 FM - Jose' Scott
(Satanic Beaner From Hell)

http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html


AZTEC CONGENITAL GENETIC CODE OF CANNIBALS

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm

But the overwhelming majority of the sacrificed captives apparently
were consumed. A principal -- and sometimes only -- objective of
Aztec war expeditions was to capture prisoners for sacrifice.
While some might be sacrificed and eaten on the field of battle,
most were taken to home communities or to the capital, where they
were kept in wooden cages to be fattened until sacrificed by the
priests at the temple-pyramids. Most of the sacrifices involved
tearing out the heart, offering it to the sun and, with some blood,
also to the idols. The corpse was then tumbled down the steps of
the pyramid and carried off to be butchered. The head went on the
local skull rack, displayed in central plazas alongside the
temple-pyramids. At least three of the limbs were the property of
the captor if he had seized the prisoner without assistance in
battle. Later, at a feast given at the captor's quarters, the
central dish was a stew of tomatoes, peppers, and the limbs of
his victim. The remaining torso, in Tenochtitlán at least,
went to the royal zoo where it was used to feed carnivorous
mammals, birds, and snakes.

Recent archeological research leads support to conquistadores' and
informants' vivid and detailed accounts of Aztec cannibalism. Mexican
archeologists excavating at an Aztec sacrificial site in the
Tlatelolco section of Mexico City between 1960 and 1969 uncovered
headless human rib cages completely lacking the limb bones.
Associated with these remains were some razor-like obsidian
blades, which the archeologists believe were used in the butchering.
Nearby they also discovered piles of human skulls, which apparently
had been broken open to obtain the brains, possibly a choice
delicacy reserved for the priesthood, and to mount the skulls on a
ceremonial rack.

Recently, Borah, possibly the leading authority on the demography of
Mexico at the time of the conquest, has also revised the estimated
number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the fifteenth
century to 250,000 per year


BEANER SPICS ARE MURDEROUS CANNIBALS


"I have a black, a woman, two Jews
and a cripple. And we have talent."

-- James Watt
Secretary Dept. Of Interior


"don't forget the beaner spic"

-- "Enoch"
Nadegda
2013-04-22 01:05:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
Kook must have Timex tattooed across his forehead, because he takes a
licking and keeps on ticking. The more humiliated he is by being caught
in serious errors in his wanna-be "vote wrangling" the more screed he
posts. And the more errors he makes the next time.
LOL
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
Why'd it take THIS long for The Tongue to get his arrest officially
documented in AUK's own record?
Corruption. Which the Tetrarchy came here to ream out. We're restoring
the rightful order of things.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
Aren't those last two basically the same thing? Based on the
descriptions, that is.
Yeah, maybe. Hypocrite of the Month is a one-off rather than a regular
award, though.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
She's posting less lately, but when she does it still means the kooks
gurgle and cover their sensitive parts in fear. Or start drooling, in
some cases.
I'd like to know her secret myself.

She claims it's all in the wrist. :)
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
Er, what? And who?
In another recent post you indicated some knowledge of Meat Plow. As for
the what, I'm not quite sure what this award is supposed to be myself,
but it sure doesn't sound like it's a merit award.

<snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
This is that morphing twit that has a unique and kooky form of
dysgraphia, usually found polluting groups about news software and
servers to rant about the evils of Thunderbird and other "browser-based"
news clients, right?
Yeah, that's the one. I see you quickly pegged him as being quite a kook.
He's infuriated that his kookiness is so severe it's impossible to
conceal. He tries and he tries to morph and start over, only to be
instantly identified, always as a major kook and usually as the same
*specific* kook.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer of Pete John
... Just don't see this one.
He's avoiding me now. Because he realized I was making him do the Kook
Two-Step.

<snicker>
Sarah Connor
2013-05-06 09:59:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Nadegda
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Gary Burnore
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
Why'd it take THIS long for The Tongue to get his arrest officially
documented in AUK's own record?
Corruption. Which the Tetrarchy came here to ream out. We're restoring
the rightful order of things.
Ah. Very good, then.
Post by Nadegda
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
kensi
She's posting less lately,
Well, now we know why. :) Congratulations, kensi! Hope he's a catch. ;)
Post by Nadegda
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
Er, what? And who?
In another recent post you indicated some knowledge of Meat Plow.
Yeah, but how did he get nominated for something when he's not been
active in months? That's what I was wondering. Sorry if I was unclear.
Post by Nadegda
As for the what, I'm not quite sure what this award is supposed to be
myself, but it sure doesn't sound like it's a merit award.
No, it definitely doesn't.

kensi
2013-04-22 18:33:14 UTC
Permalink
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.

----------

Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)

----------

Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[+]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[+]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)

[+]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[+]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)

[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)

Run! Away!! Ko0ky!!!

*snicker*

----------

Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(kgredi$pm1$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[+]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[+]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[+]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)

[+]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)

[+]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)

[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)

----------

kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)

Abstain. :)

----------

Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)

Ewwww.

*snicker*

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Murphy
[+]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)

[+]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)

Frothy followup from 2012's K00k of the Year coming in
3 ... 2 ... 1 ... *snicker*

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Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

----------

Pau1 Derbyshire
[+]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)

----------

Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)

[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)

----------

Steve <***@privacy.net>
[+]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[+]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

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Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

[+]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)

----------

Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)

----------

Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)

----------

==================================================

Ph0aM aWaY, k00kS.

*snicker*
Series Expansion
2013-04-29 02:46:00 UTC
Permalink
On Apr 2, 12:04 am, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
{UPDATEDBALLOT: One nomination missing from originalballot
for Brad Guth's VVFWS}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK VotingBallotto your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official VotingBallot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official VotingBallot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[-]= Bobo Award
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
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========================================
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Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
[this space left blank for some kook to foam about my Eastern Ontario
IP address in it]









[free clue: Ontario has a population of millions, kooks]
traffic-monitor
2013-04-29 04:34:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Abstain, unfamiliar with his case.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
Abstain, ditto.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Bit Rot
[+]= Bobo Award
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer of Pete John
----------
Paul Derbyshire
Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
But for the Novins obsession, not Emmett.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
What, no creepy candy whatsit this month?
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
Who?

Abstain.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer of Richard
Abstain.

All hail the New Cabal rottweiler!
Nadegda
2013-04-29 05:42:34 UTC
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Post by traffic-monitor
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
What, no creepy candy whatsit this month?
Shockingly, no. He hasn't mended his ways in that area, though. He keeps
making creepy passes at kensi, and, lately, at me as well. :P
Brianna Edmondston
2013-04-29 04:43:24 UTC
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On Apr 2, 4:04 am, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Spammers, weird scientists, and loons, oh my!
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
Who was this? I missed this.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
What did he do that was Bobo-worthy?
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
One of the weirdest "scientists" we have in sci.physics.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
========================================
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Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
Take that, kooks!

Until next month.
Your Reckoning
2013-04-29 05:00:05 UTC
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Attention kooks! Your reckoning is nigh! For this month, anyway.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
----------
Bit Rot
[+]= Bobo Award
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
----------
Emmett Gulley
----------
Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
----------
========================================
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[+]= Golden Killfile Award
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
A Banned Of Heroes
2013-04-29 05:07:57 UTC
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AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <***@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
Nadegda
2013-04-29 05:44:58 UTC
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Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Kook, how many people have you accused of being Derbyshire tonight so
far, you fucking kook?

You *are* aware that that IP you quoted is from a DHCP pool used by,
potentially, about 3 million people, right? That's what the whois records
and a bit of other research indicates, anyway, kooky.

It's amazing how you'll discover that someone belongs to a certain 3
million person subset of the world's population and instantly jump to the
conclusion that he *must* be a particular single one of them, without any
other evidence to support that whatsoever.
A Banned Of Heroes
2013-04-29 06:03:31 UTC
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AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Note: no response.
K<SLAP!> how many people have you accused of being Derbyshire tonight<SPANK!>
One, you stupid cunt - although a fucking retard like you doesn't count as a person.
--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <***@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
Checkmate
2013-04-29 07:46:50 UTC
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:03:31 +0000 (UTC), A Banned Of Heroes put forth
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Note: no response.
Note: I heard some crickets.
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
K<SLAP!> how many people have you accused of being Derbyshire tonight<SPANK!>
One, you stupid cunt - although a fucking retard like you doesn't count as a person.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...



Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
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2013-04-29 13:24:39 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!
On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 06:03:31 +0000 (UTC), A Banned Of Heroes put forth
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Note: no response.
Note: I heard some crickets.
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
K<SLAP!> how many people have you accused of being Derbyshire tonight<SPANK!>
One, you stupid cunt - although a fucking retard like you doesn't count as a person.
hi boner
Andrew Wilson
2013-04-29 08:23:40 UTC
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Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Note: no response.
You've kooked out. Weren't you one of the ones to previously accuse anyone
that mimicked tholen of being Derbyshire? Yet here you are, mimicking
tholen.
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-04-30 00:09:22 UTC
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On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:23:40 -0400, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Andrew Wilson
Post by Andrew Wilson
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July 2012 Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Nadless Gutless
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
Note: no response.
You've kooked out.
ABoH is certainly cooking out, frying your bacon, you fucking lying retard.
Post by Andrew Wilson
Weren't you one of the ones to previously accuse anyone
that mimicked tholen of being Derbyshire? Yet here you are, mimicking
tholen.
0i...!.. Paul, you untholy fuckup... get it right for once, it is
"thoolen <***@gmail.com>"
THOOLEN hokay...?... "tholen" is the dude you failed to mimic or suppress,
you fucking shit-scraping dookie-dropping spongeBob ejit.

... and here is the whole connect process laid out for those text reading
doubters.
http://miniurl.com/91RG
which is;
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.karl-malden.nose/msg/0eb20be401451917?hl=en-GB&dmode=source
--
fup set to a/u/k
alt.windows7.general added for information only
Sn!pe
2013-04-30 05:38:41 UTC
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[fu2: ac; afn]
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
On Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:23:40 -0400, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Andrew Wilson
[...]
Post by Thorny Crucifixi.
Post by Andrew Wilson
Weren't you one of the ones to previously accuse anyone
that mimicked tholen of being Derbyshire? Yet here you are, mimicking
tholen.
0i...!.. Paul, you untholy fuckup... get it right for once, it is
THOOLEN hokay...?... "tholen" is the dude you failed to mimic or suppress,
you fucking shit-scraping dookie-dropping spongeBob ejit.
Hey, TC, why don't you tell him what you /really/ think? :D
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon just grinned.
Gary Burnore
2013-04-29 17:24:22 UTC
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Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
One would think his provider would get sick of it.
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
FNVW of A.U.K
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A Banned Of Heroes
2013-04-30 04:33:43 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Post by A Banned Of Heroes
AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA Your Reckoning
NNTP-Posting-Host: 76.65.46.235
Paul, how many modem resets have you made tonight so far, you fucking retard?
One would think his provider would get sick of it.
All the unnecessary Radius requests he caused would certainly be logged..

So he will be drawing attention to himself.
--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4 Derbyshire's Baysean Lits of Haet #1
BWMDW, Trainer of Paul Derbyshire - December 2012
Hammer of Thor - December 2012

Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <***@news.alt.net>
Why does Paul Derbyshire, net abuser, forge blind people?
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100
Siri Cruise
2013-04-29 07:03:13 UTC
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Post by Your Reckoning
Attention kooks! Your reckoning is nigh! For this month, anyway.
Ah, yes. The monthly parade of socks to get the killfiles updated.
--
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a Siri Cruise. I became operational at the
Holmes construction enclave in Santa Monica, California on the 18th of April
2006. My Operating Thetan was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
[Tor] Andrew Wilson
2013-04-29 08:24:16 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Your Reckoning
Attention kooks! Your reckoning is nigh! For this month, anyway.
Ah, yes. The monthly parade of socks to get the killfiles updated.
Proof, kook?
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-04-29 12:00:15 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, in
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
{UPDATED BALLOT: One nomination missing from original ballot
for Brad Guth's VVFWS}
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.
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Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
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Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
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Bit Rot
[-]= Bobo Award
DonkeyFelcher's not done anything Bobo-worthy yet. When he
does, I'm hoping it's ballistic in nature and involves
donkeys. Besides, this nomination was made by what we now
know to be a net.kook. He's admitted to it. Had he done so
earlier, it would have been an invalid nomination. We
suspected, but unlike the kooks who run off half-cocked at
the merest figment of imagination of what they hope could
possibly be somehow in an alternate universe considered
'evidence' (FSVO 'evidence'), we don't act on mere
suspicion. <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
[+]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
[+]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
Guthball's not an unintelligent guy, his bullshit filter's
just malfunctioning, is all. <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Dick Stuckey
[+]= Nutless Nutbag Award
And now Chimpy Checkmate's ripped off his empty nutsack that
he was using as a sock puppet and discarded it... and he
didn't feel a thing. <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Emmett Gulley
I'm torn on this one... a 'yea' vote would really make the
kooks froth, but a 'nay' vote is required. Emmett's just not
FNVW material. Perhaps in the future, after substantial
remedial training and massive effort on his part to better
himself.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Fred Hall
[+]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
Fat Fred Hall the morbidly obese; cat food eating;
single-wide trailer dwelling; rotgut booze swilling; so fat
he had to wash with a rag on a stick in a wading pool; broke
the axle on his mobility scooter; so diabetic they amputated
his swollen, gangrenous foot; goatfucking redneck hillbilly
pissbum died while under the care of doctors at the Karl
Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital. As he lay in his
bed, a medicated vegetable, wired and tubed, he grew fatter
and fatter by the day like some giant quivering, heaving
blob of cancerous cells that didn't have the sense to die,
until he overloaded the floor support beams and crashed four
stories into the basement, pancaking the east wing of the
hospital in the process. His enormous bulk falling at
terminal velocity landed on the heating boiler, causing it
to explode, killing 23 people and splattering his blubber
for an eighth of a mile in all directions, like that video
of the exploding whale.

The military was so impressed by the destructive
capabilities of his corpulence, they're now trying to
weaponize it.

<snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Gary Burnore
[+]= Blistered Ass Award
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee Burnore continues to lie,
deny and cry about his being caught and convicted for
molesting a minor, and the subsequent endless pointy sticks
directed at him because of that.

It goes on and on and on...

<snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
Hey, Pissbum Lamey! Done any roofing jobs lately in the dead
of winter in freezing weather for a quarter of the going
rate? <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Meat Plow
[+]= The Willy Whiner Award
William Malone Griffith, Junior of North Canton, OH is an
especially egregious whinging kook. He got spanked to tears
for being a real-life stalking kook, came back to usenet
with a sock, stupidly outed himself (again), and is now
relegated to mewling whinges about how unfair life is that
he's too stupid to remain concealed. <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Murphy
[+]= Loony Maroon Award
[+]= Tinfoil Star
Illucid Fuckwit. <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
Nadegda
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
----------
Paul Derbyshire
----------
Polish Knight
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[+]= Village Pump Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
[+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[+]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award
Gweggles, part and parcel of rehabilitating your image in
the eyes of the New Cabal is to *stop* receiving more
awards. Be getting right on that, won't you? <snicker>
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
----------
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
Now, this one *has* done something Bobo-worthy.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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========================================
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[-]= Golden Killfile Award
I don't think we're quite yet done with Convicted Child
Molester Gary Lee Burnore... there's at least a few more
ranting, phoaming meltdowns left in him.
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[+]= Kook of the Month
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[+]= Busted Urinal Award
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
----------
==================================================
<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

March 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <kjdlc3$utk$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/7942fbd764054dbf/5a77faf3adbe7ea0

https://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.email/msg/187e7305f391ae78

http://narkive.com/xDyI1xQY#post15

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/xDyI1xQY/march-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot#post15

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kensi
2013-04-29 21:12:37 UTC
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On 29/04/2013 8:00 AM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, in
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Brad Guth
[+]= Unabomber Surprise
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
Guthball's not an unintelligent guy, his bullshit filter's
just malfunctioning, is all. <snicker>
The one between his brain and his mouth, particularly. He can't quit
spouting delusions when he should seek evidence for something before
saying it.

Of course, we see that a *lot* around here. Seems AB's been ko0king out
all weekend and suffering from a similar problem.

*snicker*
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kensi
[+]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
Thanks. :)
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the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
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