Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-03-31 18:19:49 UTC
The voting starts now for the March 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)
[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)
----------
Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)
----------
Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[ ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)
----------
Fred Hall
[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)
----------
kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)
----------
Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)
----------
Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
----------
Paul Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)
----------
Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)
----------
Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)
----------
========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)
----------
==================================================
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
30 April 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall be dressed as an underage
girl and thrown to Gary Lee Burnore's tongue, whilst being
forced to simultaneously correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, invalid, not
seconded, or were otherwise invalid have been removed from
the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
included, so one can research what a kook has done to be
nominated.
----------
Andrew Jacob Stephens / Pastor Andy Stevens
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(***@monster.email-scan.com),
(***@4ax.com)
----------
Anonymous, the anti-Kerman nutjob
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kib8bc$anv$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kibp7p$flo$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Bobo Award
(***@news.eternal-september.org)
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Coward of the Month (kh5ilv$h1t$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Nutless Gutless Award (khgkr4$1f0$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= The Bet Welching Kook Award
(***@giganews.com)
[ ]= Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(***@4ax.com)
----------
Brad Guth
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise
(duql39tjvj2m.ibq60s1tp07f$***@40tude.net)
----------
Dick Stuckey
[ ]= Nutless Nutbag Award
(kgt3ek$lrh$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[ ]= Honorary FNVW (ki2sdj$jg0$***@news.albasani.net)
----------
Fred Hall
[ ]= Karl Childers Forensic Psychiatric Hospital Award
(khp9lf$rg7$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Gary Burnore
[ ]= Blistered Ass Award
(kio2lu$pmt$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[X]= Bobo Award; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree
(ki0h6m$8ga$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kj9ifp$qea$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Coward of the Month (kibs3r$ubg$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Hypocrite of the Month (kibt92$5e9$***@news.albasani.net)
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {4 Of 4} decree
(kj8rcv$42q$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kiocoe$bi8$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (khr924$lch$***@dont-email.me)
----------
kensi
[ ]= The Most Outstanding Lady On Usenet Award
(SbKdnUj2x4Q-***@giganews.com,
***@giganews.com)
----------
Lamey The Cabal Guy
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (khuakt$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month
(killrc$5di$***@news.albasani.net)
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {2 Of 4} decree
(khbmgi$j7e$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Meat Plow
[ ]= The Willy Whiner Award
(***@giganews.com)
----------
Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (kilkbo$9fb$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
(khr0p2$lch$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award
(1ihdbob3qzfk3$.16c6ym9t443dl$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Tinfoil Star
(1pciccni056gp$.cupes9l9sczr$***@40tude.net)
----------
Nadegda
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, Trainer
of Pete John Ross (khkgld$a48$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
----------
Paul Derbyshire
[ ]= Hammer of Thor (kh3eqa$oo2$***@news.albasani.net)
----------
Polish Knight
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kgs5io$d2d$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Richard Morton Scoville
[ ]= Village Pump Award
(***@94.75.214.39)
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(kh3rkv$rhm$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= The Technicolor Yawn Award
(khrca8$o34$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(1h8br8294d5uo.117yjqtbn6z1r$***@40tude.net)
----------
Steve <***@privacy.net>
[ ]= Coward of the Month (ki80ka$uvu$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Sven Olaf Kamphuis
[ ]= Bobo Award (***@4ax.com)
----------
========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:
----------
Gary Burnore, Fred Hall
[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(***@alcatroll.no-ip.org)
----------
Heinrich, Stewart, and the other antisemite trolls of
soc.culture.israel
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(chine.bleu-***@news.eternal-september.org)
----------
Marc Wigle, Marc Bissonette, Darrell LaRose and Will Ulmer
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award, trainer
of Richard Morton Scoville (ki060t$k0e$***@dont-email.me)
----------
==================================================