Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-01 05:28:00 UTC
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
(kll2jj$44r$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(kjr7cf$q16$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Aratzio
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kjfsev$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= AUK Mascot (kk0582$8gl$***@dont-email.me,
kk05i6$k28$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
(m6udnc-***@giganews.com)
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
(***@4ax.com)
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(9rljn6z08sgy.1c38ywaajq3dc$***@40tude.net,
1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
(klfhmo$k07$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (kkl42c$26l$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
2013 (kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
(kjcurd$427$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kknk3p$kon$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Golden Killfile (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Kook of the Month (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
(kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
(***@4ax.com)
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kk8ikt$bt$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
(kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
----------
kensi
[ ]= Angler's Award (kk2s4e$pk4$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kjg3lh$h9j$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Drama Queen Award (kjfruq$2g0$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Pandora
[ ]= Coward of the Month (***@news.alt.net)
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
2013 (kkaa6e$9cn$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(d29397dc-66fe-40d0-987e-***@vc1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com)
----------
========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award (kjfslg$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
==================================================
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
(kll2jj$44r$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(kjr7cf$q16$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Aratzio
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kjfsev$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= AUK Mascot (kk0582$8gl$***@dont-email.me,
kk05i6$k28$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
(m6udnc-***@giganews.com)
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
(***@4ax.com)
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(9rljn6z08sgy.1c38ywaajq3dc$***@40tude.net,
1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
(klfhmo$k07$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (kkl42c$26l$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
2013 (kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
(kjcurd$427$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kknk3p$kon$***@speranza.aioe.org)
[ ]= Golden Killfile (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Kook of the Month (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
(kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
(***@4ax.com)
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kk8ikt$bt$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
(kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
----------
kensi
[ ]= Angler's Award (kk2s4e$pk4$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kjg3lh$h9j$***@dont-email.me)
[ ]= Drama Queen Award (kjfruq$2g0$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
Pandora
[ ]= Coward of the Month (***@news.alt.net)
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
2013 (kkaa6e$9cn$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(d29397dc-66fe-40d0-987e-***@vc1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com)
----------
========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award (kjfslg$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
----------
==================================================