Discussion:
APRIL 2013 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-01 05:28:00 UTC
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The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.

Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.

Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.

Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.

For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.

The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.

Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.

Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.

The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.

Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.

As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.

Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.

----------

Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
(kll2jj$44r$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(kjr7cf$q16$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Aratzio
[ ]= Cleopatra Award (kjfsev$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= AUK Mascot (kk0582$8gl$***@dont-email.me,
kk05i6$k28$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Chernobyl Award
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
(m6udnc-***@giganews.com)

[ ]= Foam Duck Award
(***@4ax.com)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(9rljn6z08sgy.1c38ywaajq3dc$***@40tude.net,
1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)

[ ]= Kook Of The Month
(1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)

----------

China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
(klfhmo$k07$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
[ ]= Coward of the Month Award (kkl42c$26l$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
2013 (kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
(kjcurd$427$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kknk3p$kon$***@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Golden Killfile (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)

[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
(kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
(***@4ax.com)

----------

K Wills
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kk8ikt$bt$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)

[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
(kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)

----------

kensi
[ ]= Angler's Award (kk2s4e$pk4$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(kjg3lh$h9j$***@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Drama Queen Award (kjfruq$2g0$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

Pandora
[ ]= Coward of the Month (***@news.alt.net)

----------

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
(kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)

----------

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
2013 (kkaa6e$9cn$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
(d29397dc-66fe-40d0-987e-***@vc1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com)

----------

========================================
GROUP NOMINEES:

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Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award (kjfslg$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)

----------

==================================================
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-01 05:35:19 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Here it is, folks, the kook awards voting ballot for
alt.usenet.kooks. Now you can vote for Morphing Murphy the
Illucid Fuckwit, as a means of driving him out of your
newsgroup before he destroys it like he has so many others.
He *hates* getting kook awards.

<snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, in
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
Vote early, vote often.

<snicker>
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2013-05-01 05:39:16 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Checkmate
2013-05-01 06:24:43 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
I was gonna vote for Dick Stuckey.
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2013-05-01 06:33:03 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
I was gonna vote for Dick Stuckey.
do anything you like i'm going to
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-01 12:24:29 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?

Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.

<snicker>
--
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2013-05-01 17:35:23 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and still
vetoed
cipher
2013-05-01 18:10:11 UTC
Permalink
On Wed, 01 May 2013 10:35:23 -0700, % Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of
Post by %
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the entire
month, with the results being announced on or about 31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting Ballot to
your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can
prove his socks contributed the most to the voting process will
receive a special commendation by decree of the FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered Official
Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall be dealt with
as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I
shall endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each
person up for an award, then what awards they're up for. This makes
it easier to vote only for those kooks you've been following.
Multiple kooks can win the same award, so there's no need to keep
track of who gets which vote, as you had to do with the old (now
defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a '+' in
that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box represents
a vote in the negative. Leaving the box blank represents an
abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not
eligible to be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing
these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked at their
heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting Ballot.
The nominating MID has been included, so one can research what a kook
has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned [X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain [ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2 [ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As A Box Of
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
China Blue [ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley [X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18
----------
Gary Lee Burnore [ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf [ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
----------
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries [ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr 2013
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked my ass" yet.
No one here has the brains or the balls to do so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and still
vetoed
Actually, he kicked his own ass...
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2013-05-01 18:17:07 UTC
Permalink
Post by cipher
On Wed, 01 May 2013 10:35:23 -0700, % Inscribed upon the Golden
Post by %
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the entire
month, with the results being announced on or about 31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can
prove his socks contributed the most to the voting process will
receive a special commendation by decree of the FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall
be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I
shall endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each
person up for an award, then what awards they're up for. This
makes it easier to vote only for those kooks you've been
following. Multiple kooks can win the same award, so there's no
need to keep track of who gets which vote, as you had to do with
the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a
'+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box
represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box blank
represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not
eligible to be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing
these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked at
their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct the
error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can research
what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned [X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain [ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2 [ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As A
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue [ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley [X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4}
----------
Gary Lee Burnore [ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf [ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries [ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr 2013
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked my ass"
yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and
still vetoed
Actually, he kicked his own ass...
i was saving that knowlege as part of my finish up ,
i was just going to mop the floor with him first
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-02 02:01:53 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and still
vetoed
MIDs or it never happened.

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
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https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

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2013-05-02 02:11:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and
still vetoed
MIDs or it never happened.
<snicker>
veeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooed
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-02 02:20:00 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.
<snicker>
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and
still vetoed
MIDs or it never happened.
<snicker>
veeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooed
Your vetoe is vetoed, all further motions are postponed
indefinitely, the question has been called, the floor has
been yielded, voting is closed, on to new business. I so
move.

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

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https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

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Checkmate
2013-05-02 06:40:40 UTC
Permalink
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Off your meds again, Persent, or on them?
Stick to your funny quips and quotes... no one has "kicked
my ass" yet. No one here has the brains or the balls to do
so.
<snicker>
Says the ko0k with the boot up his ass.
Post by %
well i say i did it and a few others have too so you're wrong and still
vetoed
--
Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

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for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sn!pe
2013-05-02 07:09:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by Checkmate
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
<snicker>
Says the ko0k with the boot up his ass.
Is it a Wellington boot? Welly, welly, welly.


--
^Ï^. Sn!pe My pet rock Gordon just is.
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-05-02 13:20:03 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Checkmate
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
<snicker>
Says the ko0k with the boot up his ass.
Is it a Wellington boot? Welly, welly, welly.
http://youtu.be/bqOcq0E-P-o
on closer examination I would offer the k00k
is so chocka FOS one would require a sort of
snow-shoe type footcover to guarantee extraction
in a restrike effort.
%
2013-05-02 15:51:55 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Checkmate
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
<snicker>
Says the ko0k with the boot up his ass.
Is it a Wellington boot? Welly, welly, welly.
http://youtu.be/bqOcq0E-P-o
its a moc darten
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-02 12:13:33 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
Post by Checkmate
Says the ko0k
Speaking of yourself in third person now, ko0k?
Post by Checkmate
with the boot up his ass.
And projecting your homohopes, too. You couldn't be more
blatantly obvious if you'd bent over and dropped trou,
Chimpy.

Not surprising, really:

01) In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night
long: k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net

33) In which Checkmate confesses that he abuses the
psychiatric drug Xanax, using it as a sleep aid, admits he
likes spanking guys, and screeds all night:
k3m5ls$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net
k3n7c6$far$***@news.mixmin.net
k3ookt$cpd$***@news.mixmin.net
k3pjk0$ehv$***@news.mixmin.net
k3r7ci$nuq$***@news.mixmin.net
k3scp8$gop$***@news.mixmin.net
k3tvfe$ms0$***@news.mixmin.net
k3ut3o$191$***@news.mixmin.net

34) In which Checkmate admits he hopes Emmett Gulley fucks
him, and finally gets his wish:
k3m5nf$3pr$***@news.mixmin.net
k3n7bu$far$***@news.mixmin.net
k3oomj$cpd$***@news.mixmin.net
k3pjk3$ei0$***@news.mixmin.net
k3ut3o$190$***@news.mixmin.net
k7j0mg$fca$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org

35) In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he
claims is a guy in the ass:
k3oolf$cpe$***@news.mixmin.net

41) In which Checkmate admits he wouldn't mind fucking a
dog. A male dog:
k4dsc7$l32$***@news.mixmin.net
k5m8o5$vmq$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org

61) In which Checkmate admits to being Captain Greg Hall's
pegboy (which Greg Hall confirms), fellating Greg despite
his rancid junk, and posting while masturbating while
thinking about Greg Hall:
k652mg$o8s$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k6ffkl$e2c$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k7k22t$2de$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k81s31$7qv$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k949i0$4tm$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k9m9ee$5s0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org

69) In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers
fetish:
Message-ID: <k79p80$9ps$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9l0$nf0$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9kv$nev$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k994eg$77l$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k9i8is$sna$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

74) In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
Message-ID: <ka4m1r$8rs$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

Why do you continue to cower in the closet, Chimpy, when you
have given more than sufficient evidence that your last
encounter with a woman, who mercilessly ripped your heart
out, turned you ghey?

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Cklq94t%24pr9%245%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100
I Bought DataBasix
2013-05-01 22:44:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Once he outed himselves, it looks like he just gave up.
--
***@databasix.com
%
2013-05-01 22:50:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by I Bought DataBasix
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Once he outed himselves, it looks like he just gave up.
LOL , vetoed
I Bought DataBasix
2013-05-01 22:59:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
Post by I Bought DataBasix
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Once he outed himselves, it looks like he just gave up.
LOL , vetoed
I didn't LOL so your veto is vetoed. Or did you maybe laugh, then fake
veto it anyway?
--
***@databasix.com
%
2013-05-01 23:08:40 UTC
Permalink
Post by I Bought DataBasix
Post by %
Post by I Bought DataBasix
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[ ]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
oh come on , this is totally vetoed ,
its only listing people that kicked your ass
Once he outed himselves, it looks like he just gave up.
LOL , vetoed
I didn't LOL so your veto is vetoed. Or did you maybe laugh, then fake
veto it anyway?
i'm the only guy with the power to veto so ,
your veto was immediately nullified and void and ,
now back to our regular programming
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}"
<***@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in message news:klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org...
| The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
|
| Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
| entire month, with the results being announced on or about
| 31 May 2013.
|
| Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
| Ballot to your favorite haunts.
|
| Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
| can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
| process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
| FNVWs.
|
| For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
| Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
| shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
|
| The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
| seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
| you now.
|
| Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
| each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
| for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
| you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
| award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
| vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
|
| Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
| a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
| that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
| blank represents an abstention.
|
| The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
| not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
| awarded. Changing these has no effect.
|
| Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
| often.
|
| As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
| and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
| at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
| the error.
|
| Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
| otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
| Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
| research what a kook has done to be nominated.
|
| ----------
|
| Account Banned
| [X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
| (kll2jj$44r$***@dont-email.me)
|
| ----------
|
| Alexander Anthony Cain
| [+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
| (kjr7cf$q16$***@dont-email.me)
|
| ----------
|
| Aratzio
| [+]= Cleopatra Award (kjfsev$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
| [ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
| (klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| [ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
| (klbrus$2k6$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
| A Box Of Frogs
| [ ]= AUK Mascot (kk0582$8gl$***@dont-email.me,
| kk05i6$k28$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| [ ]= Chernobyl Award
| (1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
|
| [ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
| (m6udnc-***@giganews.com)
|
| [ ]= Foam Duck Award
| (***@4ax.com)
|
| [ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
| (9rljn6z08sgy.1c38ywaajq3dc$***@40tude.net,
| 1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
|
| [ ]= Kook Of The Month
| (1nsa72e72s5n3.1a29jm0lurdhm$***@40tude.net)
|
| ----------
|
| China Blue
| [ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
| (klfhmo$k07$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
| [ ]= Coward of the Month Award (kkl42c$26l$***@dont-email.me)
|
| ----------
|
| Emmett Gulley
| [X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
| 2013 (kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| Gary Lee Burnore
| [+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
| (kjcurd$427$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
| (kknk3p$kon$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| [+]= Golden Killfile (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
|
| [+]= Kook of the Month (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
|
| [X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
| (kkpmb4$og9$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| Jeff Relf
| [ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
| (***@4ax.com)
|
| ----------
|
| K Wills
| [ ]= Bad Tacos Award (kk8ikt$bt$***@news.mixmin.net)
|
| [ ]= Loony Maroon Award (kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
|
| [ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
| (kkghs9$6oq$***@news.mixmin.net)
|
| ----------
|
| kensi
| [+]= Angler's Award (kk2s4e$pk4$***@dont-email.me)
|
| ----------
|
| Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
| [ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
| (kjg3lh$h9j$***@dont-email.me)
|
| [ ]= Drama Queen Award (kjfruq$2g0$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| Pandora
| [ ]= Coward of the Month (***@news.alt.net)
|
| ----------
|
| Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
| [ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
| (kl2bgg$bdd$***@dont-email.me)
|
| ----------
|
| Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
| [X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
| 2013 (kkaa6e$9cn$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
|
| [ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
| (d29397dc-66fe-40d0-987e-***@vc1g2000pbc.googlegroups.com)
|
| ----------
|
| ========================================
| GROUP NOMINEES:
|
| ----------
|
| Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
| [ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award (kjfslg$3uo$***@speranza.aioe.org)
|
| ----------
|
| ==================================================
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}"
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
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2013-05-22 23:26:38 UTC
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"%" wrote
| half these people don't even post here


i want to add rob ford to next month's ballot. but i don't know if he posts
to usenet or not
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half these people don't even post here
i want to add rob ford to next month's ballot. but i don't know if he
posts to usenet or not
i bet he still gets re elected
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"%" <wrote
| i bet he still gets re elected


VOTE: Rob Ford for Premier of Ontario
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i bet he still gets re elected
VOTE: Rob Ford for Premier of Ontario
get crackin and vote for bob
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"%" wrote
| get crackin and vote for bob


bob ford has hired a crack team of professional lawyers to help him deal
with this crisis
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bob ford is a hard worker. he always starts his work day at - the crack of
dawn

</ba dum bum ching>
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get crackin and vote for bob
bob ford has hired a crack team of professional lawyers to help him
deal with this crisis
the outcome should be crystal clear
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"%" wrote
| the outcome should be crystal clear


bob ford is so fat, when he bends over his pantz fall down and you can see
his........yep, you guessed it
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half these people don't even post here
i want to add rob ford to next month's ballot. but i don't know if he
posts to usenet or not
i bet he still gets re elected
seconded
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
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_____________________________________________________________________

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for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Checkmate
2013-05-22 23:29:41 UTC
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Post by DAVE TV
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}"
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all that
crap.
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}"
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all
that crap.
i didn't see your name
DAVE TV
2013-05-23 00:03:08 UTC
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his name wasn't in there this month. might be for next month though

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2013-05-23 01:59:46 UTC
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The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all
that crap.
i didn't see your name
I think I already have most of them anyway. Did you win any?
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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
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couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all
that crap.
i didn't see your name
I think I already have most of them anyway. Did you win any?
i didn't see my name but then ,
i made it a cool thing not to get them anymore ,
besides i'm the life time veto guy ,
what other award do i need
Gary Burnore
2013-05-23 23:28:59 UTC
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Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all
that crap.
i didn't see your name
I think I already have most of them anyway. Did you win any?
Surely I did.
--
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The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through
all that crap.
i didn't see your name
I think I already have most of them anyway. Did you win any?
Surely I did.
vetoed
Checkmate
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The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
----------
Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
----------
Aratzio
----------
Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[ ]= Chernobyl Award
[ ]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[ ]= Foam Duck Award
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ]= Kook Of The Month
----------
China Blue
[ ]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
----------
cipher (aka Dave A. Howard)
----------
Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
----------
Jeff Relf
[ ]= Technicolor Yawn Award
----------
K Wills
[ ]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
----------
kensi
----------
Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
----------
Pandora
----------
Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
----------
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[ ]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
----------
========================================
----------
Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all
that crap.
i didn't see your name
I think I already have most of them anyway. Did you win any?
Surely I did.
It's kinda like going to Burger King, and they give you a little
cardboard crown to wear.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-24 02:16:47 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate, aka Jim
Post by Checkmate
It's kinda like going to Burger King, and they
give you a little cardboard crown to wear.
They only do that for kids and retards.

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Cklq94t%24pr9%245%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100
Thorny Crucifixi.
2013-05-23 05:26:19 UTC
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//
Post by Checkmate
Post by %
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
----------
==================================================
half these people don't even post here
... and that is relevant how?
Post by Checkmate
Did I win any new fake awards? I can't be assed to wade through all that
crap.
/sigh
Allow me, squire :-)
Neither you nor I made the lits, sorry about that bad news!
But BUT, fucktoid Relf got a mention which means Fakey has been
reading RelfShite..!... enough to spin anyone out, never mind
"1OF'skin" with his destabilized marble-tank! - hoich/spit
DAVE TV
2013-05-24 03:15:23 UTC
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x-no-archive: yes

Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.


China Blue
[+]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
(klfhmo$k07$***@speranza.aioe.org)


Ballot now filled in above.
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[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-24 12:33:19 UTC
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by DAVE TV
Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.
China Blue
[+]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
Ballot now filled in above.
Updated voting ballot noted and recorded.

Don't forget to vote, folks! We don't want the old guard
stalking cabal to win, do we?
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Cklq94t%24pr9%245%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100
Jed Clampett
2013-05-25 18:11:32 UTC
Permalink
In article <knnmme$3a5$***@news.mixmin.net>,
[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>
Post by DAVE TV
Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.
China Blue
[+]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
Ballot now filled in above.
Updated voting ballot noted and recorded.
Don't forget to vote, folks! We don't want the old guard
stalking cabal to win, do we?
You will have my ballot soon.
--
Jed Clampett
Gary Burnore
2013-05-24 13:44:47 UTC
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Post by DAVE TV
x-no-archive: yes
Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.
Tht'd be ChuckWeasel.
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
FNVW of A.U.K
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore | ?????????????????????????????????
| ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.| ?????????????????????????????????
| ?? 0 1 7 2 3 / ??? 3 7 4 9 3 0 o?
| Official Proof of Purchase
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Emmett BADASS Gulley
2013-05-25 18:13:15 UTC
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Post by Gary Burnore
Post by DAVE TV
x-no-archive: yes
Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.
Tht'd be GARY BURNORE
Post by Gary Burnore
--
gburnore at Panix dot Com
FNVW of A.U.K
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                    How you look depends on where you go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Burnore                       |  ?????????????????????????????????
                                      |  ?????????????????????????????????
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.|  ?????????????????????????????????
                                      |  ?? 0 1 7 2 3 / ??? 3 7 4 9 3 0 o?
                                      |     Official Proof of Purchase
===========================================================================
Databaxis
2013-05-26 00:55:51 UTC
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Post by DAVE TV
x-no-archive: yes
Oh, crap. I also forgot the coward stalking a 7 year old girl.
Tht'd be ME
[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-28 13:03:44 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}, in
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
The voting starts now for the April 2013 Kook Awards.
Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the
entire month, with the results being announced on or about
31 May 2013.
Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting
Ballot to your favorite haunts.
Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who
can prove his socks contributed the most to the voting
process will receive a special commendation by decree of the
FNVWs.
For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered
Official Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots
shall be dealt with as the FNVWs see fit.
The roster below is a bit different than you're used to
seeing. I shall endeavor to explain the voting process to
you now.
Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists
each person up for an award, then what awards they're up
for. This makes it easier to vote only for those kooks
you've been following. Multiple kooks can win the same
award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter
a '+' in that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in
that box represents a vote in the negative. Leaving the box
blank represents an abstention.
The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are
not eligible to be voted on, as they've already been
awarded. Changing these has no effect.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote
often.
As always, if there are any errors, please point them out,
and the responsible parties shall have large rocks chucked
at their heads as they are simultaneously forced to correct
the error.
Those nominations that were retracted, not seconded, or were
otherwise invalid have been removed from the Official Voting
Ballot. The nominating MID has been included, so one can
research what a kook has done to be nominated.
----------
Account Banned
[X]= Lodestone Award; By FNVW {2 of 4} Decree 28 APR 2013
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Alexander Anthony Cain
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
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Aratzio
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Bert/Trebert/G=EMC^2
[+]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
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Bit Rot / froggy / Dick Suckey / Feste, rent-a-FNVW / Mad As
A Box Of Frogs
[+]= Chernobyl Award
[+]= The Emmett In Waiting Award
[+]= Foam Duck Award
[+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[+]= Kook Of The Month
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China Blue
[+]= Coward of the Month (as Siri Cruise)
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cipher (aka Dave A. Coward)
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Emmett Gulley
[X]= Formosa Law Protection; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr
----------
Gary Lee Burnore
[+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
[X]= Tinfoil Sombrero; By FNVW {3 Of 4} Decree 18 Apr 2013
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Jeff Relf
[+]= Technicolor Yawn Award
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K Wills
[+]= Terminal Velocity Last Word Award
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kensi
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Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith McElroy)
[+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
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Pandora
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Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X]= Official AUK Mouthpiece; By FNVW {1 Of 4} decree 12 Apr
[+]= Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
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========================================
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Jeff Relf | Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
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==================================================
Don't forget to vote, folks!
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Cklq94t%24pr9%245%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100
Sn!pe
2013-05-28 13:09:02 UTC
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[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.
Siri Cruise
2013-05-28 13:14:24 UTC
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Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
--
Pscyhlos do not explode when the sunlight hits them. I don't care how
crazy they are.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
Sn!pe
2013-05-28 13:25:05 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
[tongue lolls]
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.
Siri Cruise
2013-05-28 13:37:59 UTC
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Post by Sn!pe
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
[tongue lolls]
Loll out loud longingly.
--
Pscyhlos do not explode when the sunlight hits them. I don't care how
crazy they are.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
Checkmate
2013-05-28 16:45:37 UTC
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Tue, 28 May 2013 06:14:24 -0700, Siri Cruise put forth the notion
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-***@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$***@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
***@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________
Sn!pe
2013-05-28 17:13:06 UTC
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Checkmate <***@The.Edge> wrote:

[...]
Post by Checkmate
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
** knickers **
** knickers **
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.
Siri Cruise
2013-05-28 17:38:35 UTC
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Post by Sn!pe
[...]
Post by Checkmate
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
** knickers **
** knickers **
Knickers and suspenders.

Which should conjure two different images depending on which side of the
Atlantic Puddle you're on.
--
Pscyhlos do not explode when the sunlight hits them. I don't care how
crazy they are.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
Sn!pe
2013-05-28 17:45:34 UTC
Permalink
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Checkmate
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
** knickers **
** knickers **
Knickers and suspenders.
Which should conjure two different images depending on
which side of the Atlantic Puddle you're on.
You've been spying on me with your Sp00ky Rays!

I will freely admit that I do have a penchant for the snap of
suspender elastic against a milky-white upper inner thigh.
Just don't get me started on stocking-tops (the laugh-line as
we fondly knew it back in those far-off days long, long ago).

If ever a chap's proclivities gave away his age, it's that.
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.
Siri Cruise
2013-05-28 20:22:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Checkmate
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
** knickers **
** knickers **
Knickers and suspenders.
Which should conjure two different images depending on
which side of the Atlantic Puddle you're on.
You've been spying on me with your Sp00ky Rays!
I will freely admit that I do have a penchant for the snap of
suspender elastic against a milky-white upper inner thigh.
Just don't get me started on stocking-tops (the laugh-line as
we fondly knew it back in those far-off days long, long ago).
If ever a chap's proclivities gave away his age, it's that.
Which is different inage from lederhosen.
--
Pscyhlos do not explode when the sunlight hits them. I don't care how
crazy they are.
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
Sn!pe
2013-05-29 05:59:20 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
Post by Checkmate
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Sn!pe
[Tor] Famously Needy Vole Wanker {0}
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
pant! pant!
<a pair of pants>
** knickers **
** knickers **
Knickers and suspenders.
Which should conjure two different images depending on
which side of the Atlantic Puddle you're on.
You've been spying on me with your Sp00ky Rays!
I will freely admit that I do have a penchant for the snap of
suspender elastic against a milky-white upper inner thigh.
Just don't get me started on stocking-tops (the laugh-line as
we fondly knew it back in those far-off days long, long ago).
If ever a chap's proclivities gave away his age, it's that.
Which is different inage from lederhosen.
Damn, that's given away my gender as well as my age. We call trouser
suspenders 'braces' over here, although I couldn't say what lederhosen
wearers might call them. Besides, our kind are made of elastic, not
leather.
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.
[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
2013-05-29 01:53:41 UTC
Permalink
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Hypoxic Swamp Buzzard Tr!pe, in
Post by Jed Clampett
[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Post by [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
Don't forget to vote, folks!
plank
plank
Awww, looks like I've got poor old Tr!pe all blue in the
face again.

Breathe, Tr!pey old bean, before you slip into a hypoxic
coma. Get your little green bottle of oxygen and wheeze on
that for a while... you'll feel better.

Did I mention I have 50% more lung capacity than the average
adult male? It's because I'm in such great shape, young and
strong.

You're on the opposite side of that scale, with only 50% of
average lung capacity (if that). It must really suck to be
old, weak and barely able to breathe. When you go to sleep
at night, do you have nightmares about suffocating?

<snicker>
--
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com netbasix.net ncfast.net usfast.net flfast.net:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

April 2013 Kook Awards Voting Ballot:

Message-ID: <klq94t$pr9$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/863e819ca2bee288/4781057ed0011009

https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/april-2013-kook-awards-official-voting-ballot

http://alt.usenet.kooks.narkive.com/23BW1ftq/

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?STYPE=msgid&A=0&MSGI=%3Cklq94t%24pr9%245%40newsfeed.x-privat.org%3E

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100
Sn!pe
2013-05-29 05:13:39 UTC
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[Tor] Fakey the Famously Needy Vole Wanker {Zero}
Time to sit on it and rotate again.
plank
plank
--
^Ï^. Sn!pe <***@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just <snickered>.
t***@veryfast.biz
2013-05-28 19:19:57 UTC
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